Chapter 421 Help, the toilet exploded
Chapter 421 Help, the toilet exploded
Chapter 421 Help! The toilet exploded.
"It must be you!" Princess Anguo shouted angrily. At this moment, she had completely lost her previous dignified and holy appearance.
At this time, his feet were stepping on shit and his body was smelly, and his hair was messy because of the panic scream just now.
Very embarrassing.
Yaoyao took a few steps back again, still with a look of disgust on her face, her two bright eyes speechless.
"Sister, this is your own shit, don't blame it on me, I won't admit it. I just had a bowel movement this morning and I'm out of gas. If you don't believe me, you can ask Sister Ling'er."
Ling'er walked in from the door with her nose covered, and when she saw Princess Anguo, there was murderous intent in her eyes.
He stopped abruptly just because of the smell emitted by the other party.
"Yaoyao is right. It was clearly your own shit, so how can you say it was Yaoyao's? You are so shameless!"
Ling'er doesn't have the awareness of protecting the young just because they are young.
The other party was about to kill her, so how could she still show her worthless kindness?
"You...what on earth do you want to do!" Princess Anguo didn't dare to move at this time, for fear that she would step on shit again.
"Of course it's revenge!" Ling'er took over.
"You...what do you want to do to me! I'm warning you, this is the Duke's Mansion, I'm Princess Anguo, you can't do anything reckless." Princess Anguo swallowed her saliva and felt scared.
"How could you not be afraid when you knocked me out in broad daylight in the city? How could you not be afraid when you let the orcs tear us apart? Now you are afraid, but it's too late, isn't it?" Ling'er stood in front of Princess Anguo, holding a blasting talisman in her hand, and said, "Of course we know you are Princess Anguo, but don't forget that Yaoyao is also Princess Pingyao, with a title and a much higher status than you. Don't think we are afraid of you, you princess who raises orcs."
"Guess what the people who love you will think of you when I tell them about your orc-raising farm outside the city."
Yaoyao also held the blasting talisman in her hand and looked at Princess Anguo sinisterly.
She reduced the power of the explosive talisman just to scare Princess Anguo.
After all, what Princess Anguo said was right. She was a princess and the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion. If she lost her life in the Lu family, the Lu family would become the target of everyone's attack.
And the Taoist priest who has been hiding in the Prime Minister's Mansion will not let the Lu family go.
Ling'er can only vent her anger.
The two men held blasting talismans in their hands and smiled sinisterly.
Princess Anguo stared with wide eyes, looking at it with horror, and shouted: "You...don't come over here, don't come over here, I warn you, if anything happens to me here, my parents will never forgive you!"
"Oh!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Yaoyao nodded indifferently and threw the blasting talisman in her hand away.
Ling'er also threw the blasting talisman in her hand and followed Yaoyao out of the desolate yard.
He moved his legs vigorously and ran away.
"Bang! Bang..." Two explosions were heard from the deserted yard.
“Ahhhhhhh…Mother! Help…Help!”
At the same time, the voice of Princess Anguo's collapse was also heard.
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The people who were drinking in the front yard heard noises coming from the back yard.
Turning to look at the backyard...
"Mrs. Lu, what happened in the backyard? It looks like there's quite a commotion!"
"Yeah, I can even hear it clearly in front of me. Let's go see what's going on!"
"Yeah, let's go to the backyard and see what's going on."
At this moment, a servant ran in in a panic.
"Master, Madam, something bad has happened, something bad has happened..."
Duke Lu put down his wine glass, glared, and said seriously, "Tell me what's going on! Can't you see so many distinguished guests are here? How can you be so flustered?"
The servant bent down to wipe the sweat from his forehead and said in a breath, "The toilet in the deserted backyard exploded!"
After saying that, he quickly looked up at Duke Lu's expression, then quickly lowered his head.
"What! The toilet exploded? Who is so powerful that he could blow up a toilet?" Duke Lu drank too much, his voice became louder, and he spoke without restraint.
"I want to see who did this!"
After saying this, Duke Lu left in a hurry.
When everyone heard this, they all wanted to go and see what was going on.
They followed Duke Lu in sparse groups.
The emperor saw that Yaoyao had been smiling and in a very good mood since she sneaked back from the backyard, so he guessed that the bombing of the toilet in the Lu family's deserted courtyard was related to her.
I suddenly became interested......
"Such a big thing has happened. It would be unreasonable for me not to go and take a look. Imperial Master, let's go and take a look."
Yue Yuan glanced at Yao Yao, who was smiling and in a good mood, and understood. He nodded and said, "It's time to go and see, Lu Jiu, let's go."
Several people left the front hall.
The Prime Minister's wife kept looking at the backyard, and was extremely anxious when she saw that her daughter had not returned from the backyard. Now she saw that even the emperor and the imperial teacher were going to the backyard, and she could no longer sit still and hurriedly followed behind.
The high-ranking officials, nobles, and wealthy young men and women who followed Duke Lu saw him stop at the deserted courtyard and didn't go in, and couldn't help but look in curiously.
Let them see a scene that they will never forget.
Amidst the green and yellow objects on the ground stood a dirty man.
Princess Anguo, with green, yellow, black, and red on her body, is a colorful lady.
The scene suddenly became quiet from its lively atmosphere.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
Why was their noble and holy Princess Anguo standing in a dirty, filthy and smelly deserted courtyard at this time?
Princess Anguo saw that their faces were pale and they were shaking uncontrollably, so she hurriedly cast a cleansing spell.
But because he was not proficient in the cleansing spell, he could only clean most of the dirt on his body.
He looked at everyone helplessly.
Duke Lu ignored the look and stood at the gate of the deserted courtyard, not stepping in. Instead, he asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Princess Anguo, why are you here?"
"Hahahaha...Did you blow up the toilet by squatting there? You are so awesome! Hahahaha..." Guoan came out from the crowd and laughed mercilessly at the miserable appearance of Princess Anguo.
Old Lady Liu quickly covered An Guo's mouth and said, "How could you laugh at me? I didn't mean it."
Everyone looked at them with twitching faces, "Old lady, you'd better not cover your mouth."
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