20demayo Chapter 1071 - 482: Distant Relatives Are Not as Good as Close Neighbors
Chapter 1071 - 482: Distant Relatives Are Not as Good as Close Neighbors
Uh-oh, Bai Bufan’s virginity seems to have been lost to himself.This is really bad.
Ladies and gentlemen, imagine this— on his wedding night, Bufan’s wife eagerly enters Bai Bufan, only to find out he’s not bleeding. What if she mistakenly thinks Bai Bufan is someone who’s been around the block? What to do then?
It’s pretty scary. By then, it would defy traditional propagandist slogans— too complex to explain.
No wonder Bai Bufan looks so anxious; this is indeed a matter that needs attention.
As a close friend and brother, Lin Li, after serious contemplation, offered a potential solution—
"Lin Li: Here’s an idea, Bufan. When you start dating, trick your girlfriend with some fake blood."
Perfect!
"Bai Bufan: That’s not the point right now! I’m really uncomfortable, and it’s still bleeding, it won’t stop."
"Bai Bufan: Aaaaah TAT!!"
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, do you know what’s the opposite of Happy Elimination?"
"Hahaha——" Lin Li couldn’t help laughing out loud at this message.
He definitely knows.
—— It’s Sadness Accumulation Pain.
Just like the opposite of Bloody Mary is Pure Shen Teng, and the opposite of doing good deeds is Conan committing crimes, they all belong to abstract mandatory antonym phrases.
Must-knows for the tests, so take note.
"Bai Bufan: Help me, help me, help me—"
"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, whenever I hurt my finger, sucking on it makes it stop hurting. But this time, I can’t reach the wound. Can you help me?"
"Lin Li: ?"
"Lin Li: The Yan Kingdom map is too short, scram."
"Bai Bufan: Aaaaah, you cold-hearted person! Do something! Make me stop suffering, you bastard!"
"Lin Li: Tch."
"Lin Li: got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it got it"
"Lin Li: Bufan, what do you see?"
"Bai Bufan: Much better."
"Lin Li: Good to hear. Then I’m relieved. I’m going to sleep now, good night."
"Bai Bufan: (;☉_☉)?"
"Bai Bufan: What the hell."
"Bai Bufan: Quack doctor, huh! You with your crap remedies, after this therapy session, I feel even worse."
"Bai Bufan: Do you usually trick the class monitor with this routine?"
"Bai Bufan: Talk, you dog!"
"Message sent, but was rejected by the recipient."
"Bai Bufan: ? You ungrateful creature, you blocked me!"
"Message sent, but was rejected by the recipient."
...
After staying up late and having not slept for forty hours, Lin Li woke up past nine in the morning— quite late compared to usual.
Although he only slept for a few hours, under the influence of the [Fruit of Persistence], Lin Li’s sleep efficiency kept improving, so he felt quite rested.
Pulling Bai Bufan out from the blacklist, Lin Li didn’t forget his usual routine of practicing the "Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique".
After training, the rest of the day passed quite ordinarily.
He did have the urge to go out and explore the completion methods for mecha tasks, but since Wu Min was still at home, it was better not to stir up trouble.
Cultivation, chatting— and the day went by just like that.
"Lin Li, change your clothes, let’s go—" Near dinnertime, Wu Min knocked on his door to remind him.
"Got it."
Wu Min had informed him last week that there was a cousin’s engagement banquet tonight. It wasn’t a distant relative, and they were quite close, so it was proper and reasonable to attend.
So Lin Li had already taken time off and wouldn’t be attending the evening self-study at school tonight.
"Do I have to dress formally?" Lin Li asked.
"It doesn’t matter whether it’s formal or not, just dress like a human being. The engagement banquet is not just for our side’s relatives, but also for the girl’s relatives and friends. Don’t embarrass yourself or your brother."
Upon hearing this, Lin Li shook his head. This was pure bias.
"Got it, Mom! I’ll wear my most grand and splendid attire!"
Wu Min, who was waiting outside his door, heard Lin Li’s somewhat enthusiastic response and, without hesitation, pushed open the door with a stern expression: "What outfit are you talking about?"
"The Emperor’s New Clothes."
Said Lin Li, as he started changing his clothes.
"Get out, change it."
"Okay."
...
On the drive to the hotel where the banquet was being held.
Wu Min watched the road and glanced at Lin Li beside her out of the corner of her eye. Perhaps because a kid she knew was now getting engaged, she sighed with some melancholy:
"Time flies, Lin Li. When you were young, you’d always laugh and make noise in the car, and then fall asleep, but now you just sit quietly looking out the window, not saying a word or sleeping. Has growing up given you any concerns?"
Lin Li sighed lightly at this, looking towards Wu Min in the passenger seat with a neutral expression: "Mom, you’re the one driving (•́へ•́╬)!"
If I really fell asleep, you wouldn’t be happy.
She was too lazy to drive, so she promptly handed over the driving task to him after they went downstairs, yet now she speaks such relaxed remarks. Lin Li couldn’t help but sigh.
It seemed if Wu Min placed her hand on the testing magic stone, it would likely reveal a "Lin Zhi Li, Ninth Level" cultivation result.
And then she’d be shocked by the members of the Xiao clan, saying "What?! The genius young man famous in Wutang City, his mother is also such a deeply hidden master?" and so on.
"Mom, I wish we weren’t acquainted."
After parking the car at the grand hotel holding the banquet, Lin Li ruefully said.