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193 – Beach Ready Bodies

193 – Beach Ready Bodies

SweetTreat: Brandy "Tortiglioni" Long-Legs Joyce, if you send me any more pictures of your thighs, I am going to go FERAL.

Brandy giggled in the changing booth as Sparky snapped another shot of her legs with Brandy's Pokédex, catching just a tiny slice of the red fabric of her latest swimsuit. Sparky sent the picture with an evil cackle. The reply came shortly after with a tiny ding.

SweetTreat: Brandy "Fusillini" Fire-Blood Joyce, I hope you're not paying a lot for that swimsuit because I will tear it off with my teeth.

This was too much fun. Brandy could do this all day. Sparky waved the Pokédex at her, and Brandy took it, deciding to show a little mercy with a reply.

BrandyButter: We'll be done soon. Are you still on the beach?

SweetTreat: Tell me where you are, and I'll come to you.

BrandyButter: Sounds like you're already "coming" to me.

Sparky had poked herself up between Brandy's arms and nearly choked reading her texts.

"Brandy, if you're sucking her dick, I want a turn!" Morgan called from outside the stall. "Stop stalling and show off the goods."

"We're just teasing Maple. I'll be out in a second, I swear." Brandy giggled as she read the reply.

SweetTreat: Brandy "Mezze Penne Rigati" Tounge-Twizzler Joyce, I will get sand in places you didn't even know existed.

BrandyButter: All your pasta pet names are horrible. I don't have a middle name, and you're not picking it if I want one.

SweetTreat: I'm going to put something in your middle, and you'll love it. Now get your beautiful butt down the beach with speed.

Brandy clicked the Pokédex shut with a shake of her head. Winding up a Water Ace would have some real repercussions, but it was impossible to not try to stir up that Tsunami. She wanted Maple to show off what she'd learned.

"I'm so proud of you," Sparky sniffed as Brandy got comfy in her swimsuit. "That was bratty poetry."

"I was tutored by the best," Brandy kissed Sparky's forehead. "You have to keep Mahi's claws out of me. Get Holly to help. I'm relying on you."

"Mahi said she'd made peace!" Morgan yelled from outside, "Get out here, or we're all coming in."

Morgan was very impatient when waiting for a show. Brandy pulled back the curtain, shrouding herself from the waiting crowd. Arceus, what a sight they all were.

Tansy was sitting happily in Saffira's lap. The Rockruff wrapped up in a tight-fitting one-piece, the grey of her hair matching the sleek swimsuit with white bands, her tail poking out the back and wagging madly against Saffira. Saffira had a matching suit, but it had some cutouts for the stomach and back, which were really showing off her best assets. She was going to kill on the beach. Brandy wasn't sure she'd be able to follow that act. Nova was going through a rack of swimsuits that looked more like lingerie, half piled over her arms, ready for trying out.

"I shave and suffer for these legs, thank you very much," Saffira said, "I'm trying to attract a third Pokémon, remember? I have to look my best."

Brandy also shaved, but she had noticed it took less effort lately. Maybe she was going to end up all Carkol glossy eventually. That'd be neat; She would not be sad to retire her razor.

"Now that you mention a third pokémon," Brandy said, something nagging at the back of her mind. "You said you couldn't get into the Wandering Whimscott without three?"

"We'll find one!" Nova yelled, "I want in. There'll be one on the beach. They'll melt when they see us in these."

"Three Pokémon, no more than Five Badges." Saffira nodded, "It's for new and eager talent. Have you ever watched it? It's pretty fun."

"Only highlight clips." Brandy said, "It came to Turrfield once, but I was too young to go to the proper one. They put on a kiddies show, but you know how those are. All fake fights and goofy threats."

"I'd be so good at that," Sparky grinned. "Morgan would too. Calcine could be our manager."

"You'd swear too much." Calcine shook her head. "We'd have to censor you."

"Kids love swear words! We'd be so popular."

Sparky wasn't wrong, but Brandy preferred the real deal. The fake fights had always been a bit too goofy for her. Unless there was a bunny or shark Pokémon involved, of course. Those were umissable.

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Brandy had lost track of thought. She was still trying to find it again when Nova came out of the dressing room in a truly odd outfit. Brandy had never seen suspenders on a navy blue bikini before. Weirdly, it did work with the rugged Boldore's body. She looked like she was about to go to work on someone. From how Saffira was drooling, she'd be booked for work very soon.

"Nice," Calcine said, "I should get suspenders."

Calcine should get suspenders. Yes. That should happen.

"We're going to catch a third for sure. We got all day. Brandy, are you okay with us breaking off at the beach? We'll catch up if we get lucky and show our new member off."

"Yeah!" Brandy grinned, tugging the straps of her red bikini top. "I got this to show off to Maple. Get a third and join us in the tournament. It's going to be a blast."

Meeting Maple again would be so fun, even if Brandy wasn't sure if she should believe Mahi's change of heart. She'd missed her girlfriend, and Holly and Sparky got along great, so they'd enjoy catching up too.

Wait. Waiiiit.

How the heck was Maple in the Tournament if she only had two Pokémon?