20demayo Chapter 211
Chapter 211
"These are the people we need to invite. Look." Father Li handed the list to Li Taihang.
Li Taihang took it and saw that there were only three families on it.
"The others are too far away." Father Li said with a wry smile.
Otherwise, he would like to invite more people.
"Yes, Xing'er, can't you wait a little longer?"
Mother Li came to Li Taihang and felt that this was a bit too hasty.
But Li Taihang shook his head. If they finished this matter earlier, they would be relieved.
"No, mother, we still have to go back to the sect." Li Taihang found an excuse and said.
After this, the two stopped talking.
Because they knew that Li Taihang was a cultivator after all, and it was impossible for him to stay here for too long.
"Dad, mother, I'm leaving now." Li Taihang said.
Li Taihang had to go and talk to the people on the list in person.
"Okay, be careful on the road."
"Don't worry."
Li Taihang looked at Fang Hanyue and said, "Hanyue, you and Lan'er stay with my parents."
"Okay."
Li Taihang used his ability to teleport to the relatives.
Because he knew where these relatives lived, he could reach them with a teleport.
Li Taihang first came to his uncle's house.
Uncle was very surprised to learn that Li Taihang was going to get married, and said, "Xing'er, I heard that you went to cultivate immortality, why are you still preparing to get married?"
"Uncle, it's nothing. We cultivators can also get married, but we are just called Taoist couples."
After listening, the uncle nodded thoughtfully.
"Okay, our Xing'er is smart. If you want to get married, we will definitely go. By the way, when?"
"Tomorrow."
"Cough cough."
Uncle coughed violently and looked at Li Taihang in disbelief.
"No, you're getting married so soon?"
"Yes."
The uncle was speechless immediately. How could he tell others the day before the wedding? How could he prepare for it?
After delivering the invitation to his uncle's house, he came to his aunt's house again.
The aunt was also very shocked after learning about Li Taihang's situation.
"No, Taihang, are you okay? Should we go see a doctor?"
Upon hearing that Li Taihang was getting married tomorrow, the aunt was also very worried.
After all, such a big event as marriage has always been announced in advance, and there is no surprise attack, and so fast.
"Aunt, I'm fine."
"Why not? Didn't you go to cultivate immortals? Why are you getting married again? And tomorrow!"
"How can we take Taihang to see a doctor?" The uncle hesitated and said.
He was still very impressed with his nephew.
It was because Li Taihang was so capable that his family moved out of the village and went to the town to develop.
Later, they heard that their nephew could actually practice Taoism.
As a result, it was fine to practice Taoism, but he actually brought back a wife?
Why does it feel wrong?
"Aunt, uncle, I've said I'm fine. Anyway, I'll pick you up tomorrow. Just come and don't prepare anything." Li Taihang said, put down the invitation, and said, "Okay, I have to go to the next house."
Then, he disappeared in front of them.
"Old man, I think it must be an illusion just now." Aunt looked at Li Taihang who disappeared in front of her, and said in surprise.
"Is it such a coincidence?" Uncle frowned, because he also experienced everything just now.
But, how could this nephew disappear in front of them?
Uncle noticed the invitation on the table, looked at the content inside, and found that all this was not an illusion.
Thinking that Li Taihang had sent the invitation, he disappeared in a hurry.
This made the uncle sigh: "Maybe it's true. After all, our nephew is really capable!"
After seeing the invitation, the aunt also believed it, but asked with some doubts: "Old man, can immortals get married?"
"Of course, but they are called Taoist couples."
"So that's it."
Li Taihang went to his uncle's house again, which was also the last one.
However, as soon as he got outside the door, he heard a loud noise coming from inside.
"Look at you, what are you capable of? Eat and sleep every day, sleep and eat, if this goes on, can our family survive?"
The woman's voice was very loud, as if she had exhausted all her strength and roared.
"Hey, my lady, look, haven't I found a way?"
Another weak man's voice came from inside.
"Then you won't go to your sister?" The woman was a little hateful.Iron cannot be made into steel.
"Looking for my sister? I won't go. Although my sister's family is prosperous, it is hers and has nothing to do with us."
"How can I, a great talent and cultured person, get in touch with such vulgar things."
"Humph, vulgar, these vulgar things will keep you warm."
"You stubborn ass, if you don't go out to find a job, I will beat you to death!"
"Ah!"
"What do you want to do? Hey, be gentle, a gentleman uses words instead of hands."
"I am a woman."
"Ah!"
Li Taihang was outside and heard the quarrel inside, and soon heard his uncle screaming.
"It seems that he was beaten again." Li Taihang smiled bitterly and shook his head.
His uncle is a nerd. Although he didn't harm outsiders, he did a lot of trouble for his family.
He is usually arrogant, because he claims to be a great talent and often looks down on others.
This also led to his paranoia in many things, which often angered his wife.
At this time, Li Taihang came to the door of Li's house and knocked on the door gently.
"Who is it?"
Hearing the voice, the woman asked loudly and unhappily.
At the same time, the action in his hand could only be stopped first.
The man was freed from the pain of being beaten.
"Rude, rude, you are still a woman, you don't have the morals that a woman should have." The man still said stubbornly.
"If I were like you, we would starve to death if we were lazy every day."
Life forced her to become a female man.
Li Taihang thought of this aunt when she just married in, and she envied this educated uncle very much.
However, after a long time, she began to regret it.
This guy is really just educated, nothing else.
Later, this aunt was transformed from a weak woman into a female Tyrannosaurus.
All this is thanks to this uncle.
"What did you say? You are lazy and gluttonous."
"How dare you say I am lazy and gluttonous? Do you want to die?"
"Ah, no, don't do it, ah! Rude, it is really a disgrace to the gentleman."
"Gentle? I won't tear up the letter, I will tear you up first."
"Ah!"
Seeing that there was another quarrel inside, Li Taihang hurriedly shouted: "Aunt, it's me, Li Taihang."
"Eh? Oh my gosh! Li Taihang?"
When they heard Li Taihang's name, their actions stopped at the same time.
"What did you hear just now?" Aunt asked in confusion.
"Anything?"
"Get out of the way."
"Ah!"
Another scream from the uncle came from inside.
"Aunt, open the door." Helplessly, Li Taihang could only knock on the door again. He wondered if his uncle would be beaten to death if he didn't knock on the door again.
"Wait, it's my nephew!"
The uncle got scared and shouted loudly.
The woman stopped and looked outside in confusion.
"Taihang?"
"It's me!"
"It really is."
"Hmph, rude woman, now you know I'm right, right?"
"Bang!"
"Ah."
Then, there was a silence inside.
"Ah." Li Taihang sighed.
Aunt opened the door, showing a flattering look on her face, and looked at Li Taihang and said: "Taihang, why are you here?"
"Aunt, I'm here to invite you to my wedding."
"What? You're getting married?"
"Yes, where's uncle?"
"Get out of here, your nephew is getting married! Still sleeping? If you continue to sleep, I'll make you lie on it for the rest of your life."
"Woo woo (no no), I'll come right away."
Soon, Li Taihang saw his uncle with a bun on his head appear in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Uncle... Uncle, you're still alive." Li Taihang said in shock.
"Nothing (that's right)." Uncle looked very proud, and Li Taihang said in his heart that he hadn't beaten enough.
"I didn't expect Taihang to have been cultivating immortals for so long? He found a wife. When our son reaches the age tomorrow, we must let him attend." Aunt said happily.
"Besides, I don't ask for much. I don't ask for success like Taihang. I just want him to not learn from his father."
"What's wrong with being like me?" Uncle said stubbornly.
"If you are like me, you will be useless!" Aunt roared.
Li Taihang saw that they were about to quarrel again, smiled bitterly and said, "The wedding will be held tomorrow, and I will come to pick you up in person."
When she heard that it would start tomorrow, Aunt was worried that she would not be able to make it in time.
"Taihang, isn't this too soon? We haven't prepared our things yet!"
"Yes, Taihang, this road is too far, hundreds of miles away. "Uncle wiped the saliva sprayed on his face.
"Don't worry. I will come to pick you up in person when the time comes. Just arrive."
"Ah?"
Li Taihang showed them a trick, left an invitation, and flew away, which made them stunned.
"He flew away now?" Uncle said in surprise.
"Shouldn't you say, how long has Taihang been cultivating immortals? He can fly now?" Aunt glared at him.
"I'm more curious. He said he would take us away. Is he going to take us flying?" Uncle said thoughtfully.
"Fly? Mom, I want to fly."
At this time, Aunt's little daughter ran out, rushed over and hugged Aunt's thighs directly, her face full of desire.
"Stupid." Uncle said disdainfully.
"Bang."
"Ah, crazy woman, why did you hit me again?"
"I'm going to hit you! "
Then, there was a series of 'ding-ling-clang' sounds, accompanied by screams.
"Mom, I, I won't fly for now."
The little daughter saw her mother going berserk again, and was so scared that she quickly hid back in the house.
"See, I told you not to go out, but you didn't believe me." Inside the house, the elder sister and the elder brother said with lingering fear.
"Woo, why doesn't Dad always talk properly?" The little daughter was so scared that she cried.
"He deserves it."