Uchiha girl, ignites a group pet war in Konoha

Chapter 163

"You want to show this shit to everyone?"

Uchiha Madara, who was traumatized by the bloody plot by 120,000 points, was furious. His pair of Sharingans were red as if they were about to bleed. His hands tightly grasped the throat of the instigator, Senju Tobirama, like an iron clamp, and he squeezed out threatening words from his lips and teeth.

"Kill you!!!"

Hashirama, who had already vomited once before, turned pale. Seeing Tobirama about to be strangled to death by Madara, he did not rush to rescue his brother for the first time. Instead, he stood behind Madara and protested loudly:

"Tobirama, you, you really can't do this!"

Just thinking back to the scene on the stage where "Hashirama" and "Madara" were pulling each other, full of affection, and chasing each other, the real Hashirama in the audience immediately turned pale, and the discomfort in his stomach surged again, and he almost vomited again.

If this drama is really broadcasted and all Konoha people watch it once or even several times, the Six Paths Sage, where is their face?

"I, I'll change..."

Tobirama, whose neck was almost strangled by Madara, rolled his eyes and squeezed out these words from his almost broken throat with great effort. Shen Yue, who was standing beside him, almost died of laughter, with tears in his eyes.

It must be said that the director and screenwriter of this drama is really talented. It would be a waste of talent if he didn't shoot a bloody eight o'clock drama!

In this way, under the strong protest and threat of force from Madara and Hashirama, Tobirama and his makeshift team had to make a major change.

The most important thing is that the proportion of the plot has been greatly reduced. The original sensational part has been almost completely deleted, and fierce fighting scenes and dazzling ninjutsu special effects have been added. As a result, the already bloody plot has become a pile of shit.

However, even though it was such a rubbish drama, Tobirama still had to bite the bullet and decide to release it in advance. After all, he had received so much advertising money, so he had to broadcast it in advance and broadcast it more. As for the face and psychological shadow of Hashirama and Madara...

Tobirama believed that these two reliable and stable adults would be able to face this little setback maturely. If they couldn't, he would have to escape from Konoha overnight.

However, what Tobirama, Kamijou, Hashirama and Madara didn't expect was that this rotten drama caused a huge sensation in Konoha and even the entire Land of Fire.

As soon as they heard that there was a play, especially a free play to watch, the villagers flocked to it, and those who were closer to Konoha, including those who were already in Konoha, also flocked to it. The temporary theater prepared by Tobirama in advance didn't have so many seats, so they spontaneously brought their own benches, sat on the ground, and even climbed onto the roof, just to have a glimpse.

The entire theater was packed with people. Every performance was packed. Even outside the theater, there were audiences queuing overnight. Some people were not satisfied with just one show and wanted to watch the second and third shows. In short, they wanted to watch it over and over again.

Even during work hours during the day, people were excited to discuss the various fighting scenes in the play. As for the lousy plot...

They all went to see the special effects, ninjutsu and fighting. As for the plot, who has nothing to do to care about such things?

As long as the fighting scenes and special effects are acceptable, and there are gorgeous ninjutsu to watch, the story will be so-so. The audiences in the ninja world have very low requirements in this regard. It can be said that they are not picky at all.

And thanks to the wonderful fighting, they don't even care about the ads. Although "Hashirama" on the stage always says that he likes Nara medicinal wine, making him look like a drunkard, "Madara"'s fire escape can't even burn Senju furniture, which makes him look really weak. The two of them always stop at the critical moment and suddenly want to play a game of Konoha...

Well, the audience doesn't really care. So many ads really affect the viewing experience. Every time at this time, they can't help but pick up the garbage at hand and throw it up as a protest.

But when the cart vendor pushes the cart along the aisle, selling Nara medicinal wine and various snacks that have been advertised, they will still buy some out of curiosity, wanting to try the food that "Hashirama" and "Madara" strongly recommend. After leaving the theater, when they see Senju furniture and Konoha cards, they can't help but want to pay for them.

Overall, the response to this drama was unexpectedly good, and it seemed to have achieved a win-win situation for all parties. Except for a very small number of people, everyone was very satisfied.

Tobirama received a large amount of advertising fees, advertisers successfully promoted their own products, the audience was entertained, and the actors and directors were recognized. As for Madara and Hashirama, who were greatly traumatized psychologically, well, I believe that if they are given a little more time, they will come out of their shame.

And when those outsiders reluctantly returned to their hometowns, this epic bad drama full of advertisements and bloody brotherhood quickly spread with their footsteps.

Before long, the reputation of this drama spread to every corner, and even people from the four major countries came to watch it. It seems that Madara and Hashirama's shame will continue to expand for a long, long time.

.....

During the time when Tobirama was beaten up by the furious Uchiha Madara as a punching bag, Shenyue had been working on the outline of the first edition of Konoha Law and had just finished drawing up a rough outline.

After all, she was not a professional law student, so the laws she made were naturally quite rough, and could only frame the most basic categories, especially in terms of killing. But some things, being able to create something from nothing, is itself a huge progress and change.

At the moment when Shenyue closed the first edition of the law code and stood up to go to the Hokage Building, a new change was quietly sprouting in the ninja world.

The ninja world has never been a society ruled by law. All the major ninja villages are like Japanese samurai without exception. Even if they are covered with fantasy and youthful colors, they cannot cover up the feudal and conservative smell.

Most ninjas have never thought about change, and the few who want to change don't know how to start. This situation has continued to the later generations. Konoha only has a violent machine but no judicial system. The Hokage is both justice and law, and sentencing depends entirely on the words of the Hokage and the superiors.

As for the consequences of doing this, the end of the Uchiha clan and the actions of the Nabekage Shimura Danzo can be said to be very clear.

When Shen Yue sent the first edition of the code that he had worked hard to set to Tobirama's desk, Tobirama, who was beaten by Madara and had black eyes, came over to read it. He nodded solemnly and said a rare good word.

"Thank you for your hard work."

Although he could see that the code in his hand was really rough, he still cherished it and held it carefully in his palm, as if holding up hope.

Although rough and imperfect, these fragile pieces of paper are the starting point for changing the ninja world.

All things are difficult at the beginning. As long as there is an initial framework, countless people will continue to improve it. The order born from chaos will also become stable and perfect through the hands of countless people.

Staring at Tobirama silently flipping through the code and feeling deeply moved, Shenyue, who was lying on the table, suddenly proposed:

"Should we let everyone know why Konoha has laws?"

Hearing this, Tobirama raised his head and looked at her for a while, and only looked away when he saw her scalp tingling.

Sometimes he really felt that Uchiha Shenyue's way of thinking was very different from that of ordinary ninjas and even the entire ninja world. Her brain circuits were really too different from ordinary people!

After years of hard thinking, Tobirama finally came up with an extremely absurd and humorous conjecture: Maybe aliens are like this...

The beauty of this conjecture is that it can also reasonably explain how the two idiots, Huhe and Taohua, can give birth to a daughter of this level.

However, Tobirama actually just regarded this idea as a cold joke and never took it seriously. Therefore, he did not realize that this joking reasoning unexpectedly touched upon the truth.

Ahem, back to the point, ninjas rarely think about why. Their obedient nature will only make them unconditionally accept all orders from above, whether it is to die on the battlefield or to send their children to die on the battlefield. No matter how twisted the order is, they will accept it completely.

For ninjas who are already accustomed to obedience, laws and the like will of course be accepted by them without any scruples, without any explanation. Therefore, Shenyue's idea is completely unnecessary.

But even so, Tobirama decided to let Shenyue give it a try.

In the years of getting along with Uchiha Shenyue, he learned two things. The first point is that no matter what ideas suddenly pop up in Shenyue's mind, it is best to support her to do it, and don't ask too many whys. The second point is to treat ninjas as people with flesh and blood and emotions, not tools.

Unconsciously, Tobirama suddenly realized that he was like Hashirama and Madara, and he unconsciously relied on Shenyue in many things.

Feeling helpless, Tobirama couldn't help but stretch out his sinful hand and pinched Shenyue's snow-white cheeks a few times. Because he rubbed too hard, her little face turned red. In Shenyue's angry eyes, Tobirama regretfully withdrew his hand and answered confidently:

"Okay, leave it to me."

So three days later, on the day when Konoha was on vacation, Shenyue stared at the bustling center of the square, her eyes swept across the crowd, and then fell on the makeshift podium.

Finally, she turned her head and looked at theSenju Tobirama's expression twisted into a ball.

"You, you mean to let me give a speech?"

Tobirama nodded calmly, and his expressionless face seemed to have a subtle smile.

"I, I want to fight you!"

The furious Shen Yue jumped up and pinched Tobirama's neck like Uchiha Madara, his heart full of grief and regret -

Master, why didn't you strangle the bastard Senju Tobirama to death!