Back in 2002 as a doctor

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If it is in reality, if you don't wake up for a while, go to the bathroom. "

"Until one time, he held his urine in a dream and thought it was reality, so..."

As he spoke, Zhou Congwen paused for a moment, then shook his head.

Everyone knows what Zhou Congwen means.

The patient thinks it is reality in the dream, and then enuresis again.

As a result, a normal person has a mental breakdown and various mental symptoms.Can't tell reality from dream, or when to urinate.

Originally, patients with hyperthyroidism are not very emotionally stable, and many people will have temper tantrums and other related changes.

Add to that enuresis enough to destroy an adult's self-esteem...

The doctors in the medical team present all entered a state of empathy, and everyone's face was very solemn.

This mental illness may sound like a joke, but it's actually quite miserable.

"Later, after I went, I checked the patient for a B-ultrasound, blood tests, and confirmed that it was hyperthyroidism, and I did relevant treatment. But the hyperthyroidism is still easy to treat, and then I spent many years on mental conditioning."

Shen Lang was immersed in the terrifying situation described by Zhou Congwen, and he didn't hear anything unusual.

Countless guesses appeared in Xiao Kai's mind instantly. He found that his expression management was a bit disordered, so he quickly lowered his head to prevent Zhou Congwen from seeing the abnormality.

In fact, Xiao Kai didn't think about anything else, he just felt that Zhou Congwen was very strange, and coupled with the relationship between Zhou Congwen and Huang Lao, Xiao Kai contacted Zhou Congwen to think about whether Zhou Congwen was the son or grandson of Huang Lao, a deceased comrade-in-arms.

But don't ask if you shouldn't, Xiao Kai knows his identity and status.

For Zhou Congwen, he is a kind of dispensable person.Sometimes watching Zhou Congwen and Shen Lang joking, Xiao Kai felt a little envious for no reason.

"Here, that's it. Let's wait and see the result." Zhou Congwen smiled, not caring about what he said.

Some things have to be accepted slowly by everyone, rather than being kept secret.

"Congwen, adults' enuresis is caused by hyperthyroidism, can this be understood?" Shen Lang asked.

Zhou Congwen looked at Shen Lang with the eyes of an idiot.

Shen Lang was stunned, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't find anything wrong with him.

"Shen Lang."

"Eh."

"Did you know that there is another system called the urinary system? Do you know that the nerve reflex in charge of urination belongs to the nervous system? Who told you that adult enuresis belongs to..."

Zhou Congwen couldn't help laughing while talking.

Shen Lang probably listened to it too much, and submergedly felt that all adult enuresis was caused by hyperthyroidism.

In fact, hyperthyroidism is a differential diagnosis, but today everyone mentioned a few related cases.

Shen Lang woke up and scratched his head, feeling very embarrassed.

Those few words just now are really a layman.

Chapter 0929 Men have two, women have one medical term

"Look at the patient, wait for the report, and then go to eat and sleep." Zhou Congwen stretched his waist.

"Professor Zhou, do you need to remind me?"

"Don't worry, take a look at the patients first."

Zhou Congwen led everyone to round the house, and arranged for tomorrow's work by the way.

This kind of thing is done when there is time, anyway, sooner or later it must be completed.

The management of the ward was quite upright, and Zhou Congwen was very satisfied with it.

Although there were not many beds, the overall process was the way he was used to in his previous life, which made Zhou Congwen feel like he had come back from the past.

The patient is in good condition, regardless of the size of the operation, he recovers faster than the previous large-scale uncapping operation.

Everything is fine, back to the office, Zhou Congwen said, "Shen Lang, go ask about the patient's condition."

"Okay!"

Zhou Congwen glanced at the time. If he went to the emergency department and ordered a blood test, the results should be available in 10-20 minutes.

"Dean Xiao, you can leave after eating, don't get angry and starve yourself out of hypoglycemia."

"Don't be in a hurry." Xiao Kai said, "Actually, I want to understand. After all, the management is still not in place. Unlike our medical team, everything is straight and orderly."

Xiao Kai flattered him very directly, so straightforwardly that both Li Ran and Peng Yiming felt a little ashamed.

But Xiao Kai didn't seem to feel it, the admiration and respect on his face seemed to be true, and it even made people unbearably suspicious.

The face of the old Jianghu is not comparable to that of young doctors. Young doctors still have a lot to learn.

Zhou Congwen knew clearly that Xiao Kai only talked about the appearance.

He feeds the doctors under his own hands, and naturally the three armies use their lives.If you don't give money and let people work every day, that's a hooligan.

How about your own boss?If you don't give money, you can't do a grand narrative with others, so don't mention your status in the world and what you have to do.

Zhou Congwen smiled slightly, and sat in his seat casually.

His habit is to lean his back against the wall and face the door of the office, whether it is the office of the academician workstation or the office of the cardiothoracic surgeon, Zhou Congwen has always sat like this.

This is also a habit left over from the 2.0-3.0 era of doctor-patient disputes in later generations. Zhou Congwenke didn't want to work quietly, and then he was beheaded, and he didn't even know how he died.

"Congwen, it is said that it has been delivered, I will go and have a look." Shen Lang came back after calling and said to Zhou Congwen.

"Don't go yet." Zhou Congwen beckoned.

"President Xiao, don't talk about this, I'll take a test for you." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, and then glanced at Peng Yiming, "Yiming, please go to the laboratory to urge them to come out as soon as possible. go home."

Knowing that Zhou Congwen was going to drive, Peng Yiming thought to herself, Professor Zhou Congwen Zhou is so proficient in driving on the operating table, and she has never seen him show mercy to the equipment nurse and the itinerant nurse.

Could it be that the legendary rabbit does not eat grass beside the nest?

Although he was driven by curiosity, since Zhou Congwen said it, Peng Yiming suppressed his reluctance to go to the laboratory.

"Professor Zhou, what do you want to ask?" Xiao Kai was also curious.

"Idle is also idle, let me make a riddle. You said that in our medical terms, there is a term that a man has two parts on his body, but a woman has only one."

"..."

Xiao Kai looked at Zhou Congwen, saw that he didn't seem to be joking, and his mind was working quickly when he talked about an unsolvable problem.

There is no need to think about various organs. The iconic organs of men and women are mutually exclusive, and everyone has heart, liver, spleen, lung, and kidney, so it is impossible for men to have two and women to have one.

If men had two and women had one...

Li Ran frowned and began to think hard.

"Congwen, you're just joking." Shen Lang chuckled, "You're talking about people with congenital diseases, right? You're a professor leading a group. It seems a bit bad to make fun of patients."

"Don't talk nonsense, it's impossible." Zhou Congwen said contemptuously, "It's just a common noun, which all normal people have. If you can't answer it...I'll think about what to do."

common noun?

Xiao Kai racked his brains to figure it out, but he couldn't figure out what it was.

There are two men, are you talking about organs like kidneys and lungs?It makes sense to have one liver and one spleen, but a woman has one...

Still not right, Xiao Kai thought about it for a few minutes, and finally shook his head.

Zhou Congwen glanced at them with a smile, and raised his legs.

"Dean Xiao, it shouldn't be." Zhou Congwen teased, "Shen Lang and Li Ran are both young doctors, and they haven't done many surgeries. You old director, old director, old expert..."

"Don't, don't, I don't dare to do it." Xiao Kai wrinkled his face, and said with a wry smile, "This kind of riddle is supposed to be suitable for young people. I'm old and I can't turn my mind."

"Don't talk, this is a professional issue of our cardiothoracic surgery." Zhou Congwen said.

Cardiothoracic Surgery Specialty!

Xiao Kai was even more surprised when he heard it.

If this is the case, if I can't answer it myself, I really can't justify it.

"Impossible, everyone has only one heart." Shen Lang argued.

"Tell me about the anatomical structure inside the heart." Zhou Congwen picked up a pen and paper and patted them on the table.

Shen Lang thought for a while, but he didn't risk his life, and he explained the partial anatomy in front of Zhou Congwen.

A few minutes later, Xiao Kai smiled wryly, "Professor Zhou, I can't think of it, please give me an answer."

"What divides the left and right ventricles?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"The anterior and posterior interventricular sulcus is located slightly to the right of the apex of the heart." Xiao Kai answered immediately without thinking.

This kind of question simply insulted the knowledge reserve of an old director, but Xiao Kai didn't dare to be arrogant in front of Zhou Congwen, he just answered the question honestly.

"What about before the inter-chamber ditch?"

"Coronal ditch."

"Oh, so you know." Zhou Congwen looked at Xiao Kai with a smile.

Xiao Kai thought about it carefully, but still didn't want to understand.The coronal groove is a groove at the bottom of the heart, which belongs to the anatomical positioning point.

It has a longitudinal shallow groove in the front, back and bottom of the ventricle, extending from the coronary groove to the apex slightly to the right.

But what does that have to do with the question?

"Congwen, you stinky rascal!" Shen Lang suddenly shouted.

"Hahaha, didn't you notice that the two nouns overlapped when you were in school?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"What name?"

"Coronal ditch." Zhou Congwen saw that Xiao Kai was still confused, and his reaction was obviously not as fast as Shen Lang's. Knowing that he was trapped in the local anatomy of the heart, Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Have you ever had a circumcision?"

One sentence wakes up the dreamer.

Xiao Kai suddenly realized.

Zhou Congwen is indeed a stinky hooligan, a fucking stinky hooligan.

An anatomical structure of the heart can make him play with it.

Chapter 0930 arsenic and leukemia

"Professor Zhou, the patient's T3 and T4 values ​​are really high, you are right."

Peng Yiming came back to report the situation.

Just as Zhou Congwen expected, the initial diagnosis of the patient's son was hyperthyroidism, and the complication was enuresis, which led to a series of family conflicts.

It's just hyperthyroidism, and Zhou Congwen has no interest in treating this disease.He stood up and waved his hands, "Change, eat, sleep."

The word Dadoudou almost blurted out.

Zhou Congwen carefully thought about where the stalk of eating, sleeping, and hitting Doudou came from, but he couldn't remember it at all.

I only remember that I brought a Ph.D. nicknamed Doudou, and since I entered school, people kept mentioning this meme, and I gradually remembered it.

"Professor Zhou? Does the patient have other questions?" Seeing Zhou Congwen's strange expression, Xiao Kai approached him and asked.

"No." Zhou Congwen smiled, "Change clothes and leave."

The medical team went to supper, and the doctors on duty in the cardiothoracic surgery department were quite envious.

When Zhou Congwen and his party left, he stood at the nurse's station and watched for a long time, staring at the empty corner without saying a word.

"Brother Xu, what are you looking at?" the night shift nurse asked.

"Professor Zhou's medical team has such a good atmosphere." The doctor on duty sighed.

"Hahaha, be careful not to be heard by the boss."

"You can hear it when you hear it. Do you think the boss is not envious." Although Dr. Xu said so, he still put away his envious and jealous emotions.Whether the boss is envious or not is one thing, the main thing is not to let Director Zhang know.

"Director Zhang has rarely lost his temper recently. Is he afraid of Professor Zhou? Although... I shouldn't think so, but I think so."

"I don't know." The doctor on duty shook his head, "However, a few days ago, I heard that Professor Zhou had an accident in the imperial capital. Director Zhang was very happy to see it."

When it came to the matter between the department director and the foreign dragon crossing the river, the doctor on duty didn't dare to gossip, so he stopped talking.