Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

Chapter 343: Criticizing the Gangster Boss and His Stupid Little Mermaid 23

The sober Ji Bai subconsciously touched his swollen lips. The feeling was very familiar, it was the feeling of being kissed by a dead thing.

He frowned slightly, and at this moment, he saw 818 squatting in the corner with a lewd grin on his face.

He raised a finger slightly and moved 818's fat body away, and then he saw Li Rong kissing him while he was sleeping.

[Ah——! The boss is not what you think! I...]

Ji Bai didn't listen to 818's explanation, he just raised his hand and gave it a few 'pears'.

After a few "pears", 818 covered his head and calmed down.

Ji Bai looked at it, which had been stained black, raised his hand to rub his temple, lowered his eyes to calculate its current age, which was about the same stage as being curious about "sex".

He spread out his palm, and seeing this, 818 quickly flew into his palm.

When its body fell into his hands, Ji Bai's hands couldn't help but sink, and he almost couldn't lift the fat ball.

818 said seriously: [Boss, you need to exercise.]

Ji Bai:.........

He moved his fingertips and punched it on the head twice more, and 818 finally calmed down completely.

Ji Bai lowered his eyes and looked at it for a long time before saying: [Little pervert...]

The usually dull 818 seemed to have guessed what he wanted to say, so he pouted and said, "Boss, I'm not a pervert. And the Lord God has told me before that people should love themselves, not bully others, and certainly not force others when they don't want to. 】

Ji Bai looked at it, and 818 continued: [The Lord God also told me a story. In that story, a man forced the person he liked, and ended up pushing the person he liked further and further away. The Lord God said that the man was a fool, and he paid for his mistake. It seems that he chased the person he liked for ten thousand years but still couldn't get him back. ]

Ji Bai was a little dazed.

818: [I won’t learn from that idiot. If I really like someone, I will never force him to do anything, nor will I do anything he doesn’t want to do.]

[I will definitely treat my wife very well! ! ]

Ji Bai had never seen such a serious look on 818's face. He paused for a long time before raising his hand to rub its soft fur and whispered: [Except that you are a little stupid, the Lord God has taught you very well.]

818 Explodes: [Boss! I’m not stupid! ! The Lord God said that I’m the smartest little dumpling in the world! ! ! ]

Ji Bai stared at it with his blue eyes. 818 felt guilty, and then he started to speak again: [Okay, okay, then I am the smartest one among all the people named Tamad in the world! ]

Ji Bai: ......

He looked at it for a long time before saying, "If you encounter someone forcing you to do something you don't want to do, you can come to me."

818: [Don't worry, Boss. I am the one whom the Lord God loves the most, so no one will dare to force me. Besides, I am very powerful! ]

As it spoke, it raised its paw and clenched it tightly, but there was no muscle in its arm.

Ji Bai looked at it with a confident face and remained silent for a moment.

The Lord God's orientation is really strange.

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After dinner, Li Rong held the little mermaid and continued to teach her to speak. After he repeated "a——" more than ten times, the little mermaid in his arms looked at him and opened her mouth.

Li Rong looked at him with his dark eyes wide open, eager to hear the first sound he made, but the next second... the little ancestor just yawned, then continued to rest his head on his chest, rubbed it gently, and found a comfortable position to continue resting.

Li Rong felt powerless for the first time. He poked the fair cheek of the little mermaid leaning against him helplessly, and said seriously, "Little ancestor, be serious."

The little mermaid looked up at him, then turned her head away as if nothing had happened, and continued to rest her head on his chest, playing her own thing.

818 on the side was confused: [Boss, are you not going to speak in this world? ]

Ji Bai remained silent and did not respond.

Chu Xuan's perversion is not limited to this...

Li Rong pinched his face and said, "Little guy, if you don't study hard, I will..."

He looked at those clear and bright blue eyes, but in the end he couldn't say anything threatening. He thought for a long time before he uttered a few words: "I will kiss you."

Ji Bai: .......

In the end, Ji Bai was held in Li Rong's arms. He was kissed every time without learning it seriously, and he was out of breath every time.

After reading it several times, Li Rong continued to point at the contents of the book in his hand with a frown: "a——"

Before he finished speaking, he put down the book in his hand, reached out to lift the little mermaid's chin, bent over and leaned forward to kiss her.

"A——"

Li Rong paused, then looked up at the little mermaid who made the sound. His blue eyes were watery, his bright and clean eyes were slightly narrowed, his eye sockets were red, and his lips were also red, as if he was bewitching.

His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and finally he leaned over to continue kissing those soft lips, but he heard the soft and sweet voice of the little mermaid again: "a——"

Li Rong paused again and looked up at the little mermaid's blue eyes.

He should be ecstatic that the little mermaid could make sounds, but he felt...

Li Rong's eyes fell on the little mermaid's lips.

But I feel a little regretful.

He sat up straight, picked up the book thrown aside, and said to himself: "Little ancestor, if you can't say this, I will kiss you. B——"

Li Rong put the book down and was about to move when he heard the voice of the little mermaid:

"B——"

Li Rong curled his slender fingers and then taught "cdef..." all over again, but the little mermaid followed him obediently.

After a long while, Li Rong put down the book in his hand and tilted his head to look at the little mermaid who was sitting obediently and looking at him timidly. He paused for a moment, then smiled helplessly and dotingly: "Little stupid fish, you are so cunning."

The little mermaid tilted her head and opened her mouth. At first, no sound came out. After trying a few times, Li Rong heard his voice: "You...you are so cunning."

He was stunned at first, feeling that the little guy's tone was very serious, as if he was imitating him but scolding him.

But he still couldn't help laughing, raised his hand and rubbed his head: "So smart."

The little mermaid raised her hand and rubbed his head, imitating his words: "How clever."

The little mermaid's voice is so beautiful, no wonder it is rumored that the mermaid's singing is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Li Rong looked down at him, not knowing what was going on in his mind. After a long while, he pointed at himself with a bony finger and said slowly in a low and hoarse voice, "Husband."

Ji Bai:.............