Quickly dress up: Become a max-level boss and dress up as a poor kid

Chapter 383 Fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend protection (37)

Lao Zhao looked at everyone's reactions and continued: "Don't believe it, it's really because I didn't have the opportunity to exercise. When I was young, my mother was very capable. She was always at home and abroad, and I could hardly help with anything. , she didn’t let me help. I helped her sweep the floor, but she thought I made the dust rise; I helped her light the fire, but she thought I couldn’t control the heat; I helped her wash the dishes, but she thought I didn’t wash them clean enough. I have to wash it again. She dislikes me no matter what I do. In her words, 'Your hands are not as flexible as my feet.'"

Lao Ding: "..."

Is your father's narcissism?I'll step on you first, then praise myself.This kind of spiritual victory method, six!

Lao Zhao continued to complain: "Sometimes when there are guests at home, my mother uses three stoves to cook at the same time. She has to start the fire, wash and cut the vegetables and put them into the pot, and stir-fry. I feel dizzy when I look at it. I think about this I was finally able to use me, but in the end she pushed me aside because I was stumbling around her feet and causing trouble for her. My mother said, 'It's better without you, but it's a mess without you. I originally had everything in order, but it looked busy, but it wasn't. But once you get involved, my routine goes out of whack."

Lao Ding: "..."

So Lao Zhao can't cook, and her mother probably deserves a lot of credit.However, probably many people would want such a mother!

"There is a saying that if the parents are particularly hard-working and capable, the children will have little trouble, because the parents will do all the work, and nothing will happen to the children without them. On the contrary, those parents who are lazy and useless can raise sensible children. You are an obedient and capable child. You just don’t know how to cook, but I think you do everything else very well, which is really not easy.”

Lao Zhao: "Yes, yes, I feel the same way. Under my mother's aura of almighty power, I can still grow like this, which is already very good. It all depends on my self-consciousness."

Lao Ding: "..."

This degree of narcissism is exactly the same as that of your father-in-law!

"Just be content. This is because your mother cares about you and is not willing to let you work. This is how a family loves its daughter. Our little bamboo is the same. Lao Chen and I are not willing to let her do anything. Lao Chen sometimes I'm still lazy, but I just said, 'If you don't want to do it, let Xiaozhu do it', and he immediately rushed to do it, fearing that he would tire his daughter. Not to mention the two of us, we, Chen Bai, also love our sister very much."

Old Zhao: "..."

understand understand understand.

"That's what it should be. Our little bamboo is so cute and well-behaved, so it should be in pain. Let Xiao Wu learn to work later. The old man has plenty of strength. He won't be tired from doing some work."

Lei Xiaowu: "..."

The dishes on the table are all delicious and delicious.

At the dinner table, Lao Zhao really had a big appetite and was very happy to eat. She hadn't had a good meal for a while.Old Ding, who was in charge of the dishes, was also very happy and frequently brought her dishes.

While eating, Lao Zhao took the time to look at Lao Lei, and his heart skipped a beat. Why did this guy eat so slowly?Could it be that you think other people’s food is not as delicious as your own?No way!I really can’t have this mouth anymore!

Lao Zhao's face fell a little instantly.

Lao Zhao: "Lao Lei, why do you look so delicate when you eat? You don't usually act like this. Just eat how you want, just like in our family. Lao Chen and Lao Ding are not outsiders, so don't pretend to be fake. of."

After grasping the truth, the three members of the Chen family almost died laughing.It was painful to hold it in.

Lei Shurun, who had touched the threshold of the truth, was also speechless.

Lao Lei: "...Don't I want a visual image?"

Only the unpalatable ones should be swallowed whole, and the delicious ones should be chewed slowly.It had been a long time since he had a good meal, so of course he had to eat slowly.

Old Zhao: "..."

Ah, it turns out it’s about image.Fine.

She observed while eating, and found that although Lao Lei ate slowly, his expression did seem to be enjoying it, and he was a little excited.

In the midst of lightning and flint, Lao Zhao suddenly felt blessed.Before she could fully understand it, Chen Xiaozhu gave her an assist.

Chen Xiaozhu: "I have read a book before, which tells a story about Dongpo eating noodles."

Lei Penggui Xiaowu: "They say Dongpo loves to eat, so what kind of noodles does he eat?"

Chen Xiaozhu: "Let's just say that one year, Mr. Dongpo and his younger brother were demoted to the south together. They were not far away, but not in the same place. Therefore, the two made an appointment to meet in Tengzhou. At noon, they casually hung out at a roadside stall. I ordered a bowl of noodles. The noodles were very unpalatable, thick and astringent, and Mr. Dongpo finished them in two mouthfuls. When he put down the bowl, he saw that his brother was chewing slowly and painfully, and his face was wrinkled like a bitter gourd."

Lei Xiaowu: "Then what?"

Chen Xiaozhu: "Then, Mr. Dongpo laughed loudly and said, why do you still chew the noodles if they are so unpalatable? Isn't this asking for trouble? Look at me, I just swallowed it."

The scene suddenly became quiet.But in fact, everyone is more active than ever!

Lao Zhao: "!!!"

That's it!

Lao Lei: "..."

I'm exposed!

Lao Chen and Lao Ding: "..."

Hahahahaha!

After a short silence, Lao Zhao continued to eat happily, feeling completely relaxed. She looked extremely happy.Seeing her like this, Lao Lei breathed a sigh of relief.

Adults no longer know how to get to the bottom of things, they have to find out everything clearly.As long as the purpose is achieved.

From then on, Lao Lei and Lao Zhao happily ate in the canteen again.Lei Shurun ​​occasionally went with him, and most of the time he went to Chen's house to have a meal.After all, stir-fry is better than big pot rice.Especially Lao Ding is still willing to cut the materials.

Not long after the dinner, Lei Shurun ​​went to work in Qingkou Town. He worked as a clerk in the town government. The salary was not high and the work was not tiring. He sat in the office and drank tea every day, which was easier than Chen Xiaozhu.

His hands were still as loose as ever, and he didn't save a penny of the salary he was paid. He spent all of it on Xiaozhuzi to buy things.Moreover, Sima Zhao's intention to run to Chen's house whenever he had something to do was known to everyone on the road.

For the sake of his daughter's future life, Lao Ding also carefully taught her how to do housework.

Lao Zhao's cooking skills are completely hopeless.Her program was perfectly fine, but the food she produced was unpalatable.Everyone can only attribute it to the fact that she really has zero talent in this area.

But Lei Shurun ​​can still save it.He took the time to learn how to cook from Lao Ding, and it didn't take long for him to cook well.During the Spring Festival, I returned to the city and showed off my skills in front of the old man and the old lady.The old lady was filled with emotion.

"Your mother has never learned to cook. When she first got married, our family had a maid, but later we weren't allowed to hire one, so I was the one cooking. Sometimes your grandma would come over to help. Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Lao Zhao: "Mom, please stop talking about these embarrassing things about me."

Old lady: "Okay, okay, I won't talk about you anymore."

Lao Zhao: "Thank you, Mom!"

The old lady said to Lei Shurun: "Tell me about your dad. He is also a fool. At that time, your mom couldn't learn to cook, so your grandma and I taught your dad. There must be someone in the family who can cook, otherwise he would eat What the hell. In the end, he can’t learn either and is worse than your mother. They deserve to be in the cafeteria.”

Lao Lei: "Mom, your son also wants to save face."

Old lady: "Can face be used as food?"

Lao Lei: "..."

Old lady: "Later, your grandma said, these two children are useless and cannot be taken care of, so just leave them alone. The children still have to be taught from an early age. We started to teach your brother and sister how to cook. They all learned very quickly. .Fortunately, I don’t follow my parents.”

Lei Shurun's lips twitched: "When I first arrived at the machinery factory, my mother vowed to improve her life and bought a lot of things to cook for me at home."

Even though I know I can’t cook, I still have to do it!His father is the same, even though he knows his mother is not good at cooking, he doesn't stop her.Fortunately, he didn't eat much, and his father had to bear all the blame.

old lady:"……"

Her poor grandson!How bad is this sin?How long have you been hungry?

"Your mother probably has some misunderstanding about herself. Or maybe she hasn't cooked for many years and suddenly her self-confidence is inflated."

As he spoke, he glared at his son and daughter-in-law.

Old Zhao: "..."

Ahem!If you don't try it, how will you know that what you are doing is still as bad as ever?What if her cooking skills improved without her knowing?