20demayo Chapter 110: Huainan Palace is a toilet?
Chapter 110: Huainan Palace is a toilet?
Luo Qianfan's eyes were fierce, and the other deans were also staring at Zhu Zigeng.
The School of Engineering has always been ranked last over the years, and now that they have a top scholar, they want to rebel against Xiqi?
Damn it, we must put an end to their arrogance.
Hu College ranked fourth among the Imperial Colleges, and its president, Li Desheng, stood up to report.
"Your Majesty, Lord Chen's couplets and melodies are so beautiful that my school is itching to show off their skills."
"This round, the Hu College will take the lead and challenge the Li and Gong Colleges!"
"Both sides take turns to ask questions, and the one who can't answer the question wins!"
Hu College challenges two major colleges!
This has never happened in the history of the Imperial College Competition, but everyone here can understand Li Desheng's thoughts.
Although the Academy of Etiquette focuses on music, it also has achievements in couplets, so it is definitely possible.
The same cannot be said for the Institute of Technology.
The top scholar is made of iron, how many screws can he grind?
Zhu Zigeng said angrily: "Dean Li, the School of Engineering has already had a competition, so you should choose another school. Why did you choose the School of Engineering? It doesn't follow the rules!"
"Rules? The Imperial College Competition has always been about testing the students' abilities. What rules are there to talk about?"
Li Desheng did not feel that he had violated the rules: "If the emperor says that the Household College cannot compete with the Engineering College, I will withdraw."
Zhu Zigeng was furious!
How could the emperor possibly say that? It's simply causing more trouble!
Sure enough, the emperor shook his head and said, "Don't involve me. You can each spill your money on Panjiang and Luhaiyun."
Zhu Zigeng and Le Yi both nodded.
Le Yi was still somewhat happy. With the help of the Household College, didn't she have a chance to surpass the Institute of Technology and regain the ranking?
Li Desheng turned around and sent Tong Bailiang out.
Tong Bailiang's sleeves fluttered, he opened his folding fan, and bowed slightly to the students of the Imperial College.
"Everyone, Bailiang admits that he is not good at writing couplets. Today, he has been pushed to the front and can only perform poorly."
"If someone from the Institute of Etiquette and Engineering can make me speechless, the Institute of Human Resources is willing to rank last and learn from me with an open mind."
All the students looked grim, Tong Bailiang was gambling on the dignity of the academy.
brush!
Tong Bailiang folded his folding fan and pointed out Jiangshan: "Imperial College is the dream school of countless people. After three years of study, it is like 'a young phoenix learning to fly, and the wind and clouds rise from then on'. What do you think?"
The students all nodded with a hint of pride on their faces.
"Do you even need to say this?"
"Our Imperial Academy is the hope of Great Chu!"
"Sooner or later, I will grow up to be a pillar of the country and contribute to the prosperity of Da Chu!"
……
Hearing the complacent voices coming from below, Chen Changan just shook his head.
The students are still too naive. Can’t they hear that Tong Bailiang has already come up with the couplet?
Shangguan Qing'er shook her head and sighed, "Brother Bailiang, everyone knows that Hu College is number one in couplets. Is it necessary to play such a roundabout way?"
"Your couplet is not difficult. The Etiquette Academy can match it."
"A young phoenix learns to fly, and clouds rise from a thousand miles away; I will follow you, and buffaloes will plow the fields, and rice and millet will be cultivated from now on!"
The people in the Imperial Academy finally realized that they had been tricked by Tong Bailiang!
When they heard that the Etiquette Academy had come up with the second line, the students all spoke excitedly.
"Brother Bailiang, you are not kind!"
"You didn't tell us when the couplets were published, and you embarrassed us!"
"Haha, the Lianli College is in the fight, and the Engineering College is completely silent. They finally suppressed the Engineering College!"
"Okay!"
The students were all very happy because they finally saw the School of Engineering suffer a setback.
The Engineering College looked gloomy.
Let them study the strange and lewd techniques, let them write couplets...
Isn't this forcing the issue?
Tong Bailiang just shook his head and smiled without saying anything.
To be honest, this couplet is quite neat in terms of parallelism, but the artistic conception is completely different.
For example, the phoenix is a divine bird, how can it be compared to the buffalo?
However, the purpose was to bring glory to Hu College and regain his ranking, so Tong Bailiang felt relieved.
Tong Bailiang chuckled and said, "Alright, the Etiquette Academy is indeed very talented. Let me tell you the next couplet."
"Wait a minute."
Chen Changan walked out under the expectant gaze of the students in the Engineering College, waved his hand and said, "Who said the Engineering College was silent?"
"I have the second line, please listen carefully."
"When a young phoenix learns to fly, clouds and winds rise from a thousand miles away; when a young dragon tries to dance, thunder and wind shake the sky."
This couplet is not difficult to compose and all students can understand its meaning.
Compared with the couplets of the Etiquette Academy, Chen Changan’s young dragon and young phoenix, learning to fly and trying to dance, we can see the dragon’s domineering appearance!
This is the perfect couplet!
Luo Qianfan said angrily: "Chen Changan, your second line is appropriate, but after all, time is too slow."
"This just shows that your thinking reaction is not good!"
"I think the Etiquette Academy will win this round."
Chen Changan shrugged and Zhu Zigeng's eyes turned red.
Luo Qianfan is clearly trying to suppress the School of Engineering. If we continue to tolerate him, he will become an outrage.
"Luo Qianfan, has the competition started yet and has a time been set?"
"What's wrong with Chen Changan? What's wrong with him?"
Zhu Zigeng gritted his teeth and said, "If you are deliberately suppressing the School of Engineering, then my School of Engineering will give in and be willing to be ranked last!"
"Changan, come down, let's go!"
Zhu Zigeng stood up angrily, and Luo Qianfan was so angry that he held his breath in his chest.
I am not suppressing the School of Engineering on purpose, but I am suppressing Chen Changan!
But the emperor is still here, how can I let him see it?
Luo Qianfan could only clench his fists and said hatefully: "The people in the School of Engineering are all sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued. I can't argue with you!"
"Bailiang, this match is even better than the Engineering College!"
"There are also four couplets, which will make the Institute of Technology completely convinced and speechless!"
Luo Qianfan was furious and no longer needed to show any mercy.
After hearing what the vice-president said, Tong Bailiang no longer had any reservations and looked at Chen Changan with a sneer.
"Master Chen, I heard that you are a pariah?"
"What else?" Chen Changan was puzzled.
"It's nothing, just reading a few crappy books and you can become the top scholar... It's really like 'read the Three Character Classic and meet the Emperor, even the lowly people dare to call him an adult'!"
The students all sneered.
They were also dissatisfied in their hearts. Why should a mere untouchable receive special treatment from the emperor?
Facing Tong Bailiang's accusations, Chen Changan showed no guilt on his face.
"You are right. Chen Changan is a pariah, without a father or a mother. He is like a stone in a toilet, smelly and hard."
King Huainan gritted his teeth and looked at Chen Changan angrily.
If you were a stone, what would you think of the Huainan Palace?
A toilet?
Chen Changan didn't care what King Huainan thought. He took a deep breath and said, "But I won't admit defeat. It's not my fault that I was born in a humble family."
"From delivering fish in the rain to the express delivery on buses, which one of us didn't rush to the front line to benefit the people of Da Chu?"
"Read ten thousand books, travel a thousand miles, what's wrong with being a pariah?"
"...A lowly person can also be proud of a king!"
Wow!
The audience was shocked!
Chen Changan presented the facts and reasoned. Although he did not say it explicitly, what did Tong Bailiang do for the Great Chu?
Even the King of Huainan couldn't help but nod.
These things all happened in Jiangdu, and he can testify for Chen Changan!
The emperor was very pleased and gave Chen Changan a thumbs up.
"That's right. Mr. Chen has devoted all his energy to the great Chu State, and I feel at ease."
"If all the officials could think like Chen Qing and work hard for the prosperity of Great Chu every day, then there would be no worries for Great Chu's prosperity."
The ministers immediately lowered their heads in guilt and gritted their teeth secretly.
Chen Changan, you know how to please the emperor. If he is happy, where does that put us?
Damn it, damn it!