20demayo Chapter 210 If I don’t go to hell, who will?
Chapter 210 If I don’t go to hell, who will?
King Xibo is very tactical.
The people of Da Chu put filial piety first. If Yan Qing did not agree to the Duke of Xibo, it would be a great act of unfilial piety, and would become a laughing stock if it got out.
Once you agree, you fall into your own trap.
Yan Qing was also very conflicted.
She didn't know whether there was reincarnation or not. If Duke Xibo married her, what would she do if he controlled the military power and became an enemy of the royal family in the future?
By then, the entire Li family will be implicated!
Yan Qing was in a dilemma, and the hall was filled with silence.
But I heard laughter in my ear: "Master, even if you want to cheat people, you have to think of some clever tricks."
"You are using the Buddha's name to force Yan Qing to marry Xibo Hou. If the Buddha knew about this, he would kill you, right?"
Yan Qing's eyes lit up slightly, Chen Changan!
He finally spoke out!
What he said was certainly right, but the chopsticks were standing upright after all, so what else could he do?
*** also had a gloomy expression: "Chen Changan, don't talk nonsense!"
"It is better to believe in Buddha, ghosts and gods than not to believe in them. If you talk nonsense, be careful that Buddha will punish you!"
Chen Changan shook his head, damn, they were all deceived.
Miao Xing turned back indifferently, with disdain on his lips: "How can a mere boy like you understand the majesty of the Dharma? I advise you to shut up, lest your family be implicated!"
Chen Changan laughed even louder: "Master, Chen Changan has no home and no relatives!"
"Even if the Buddha punishes me, I am willing to bear it all."
When Chu Yanran heard this, she gritted her teeth.
The blood relationship still exists. If Chen Changan questions and insults the Buddha, wouldn't they also be implicated?
Chu Yanran was furious and said, "Chen Hanzi, don't say anything more. This matter has nothing to do with you!"
"Let me tell you, if your recklessness causes harm to the people of Huainan Palace, I will fight you to the death!"
Chen Changan looked at Chu Yanran with disdain: "What does it have to do with you what I do?"
"I have done things in my life that I don't have to explain to anyone."
"Lies must be exposed!"
Seeing Chen Changan speaking so confidently, the old lady quickly asked, "Grandson, you said Master Miaoxing was lying? But... the chopsticks stood still."
Chen Changan walked up to the old lady and just shook his head.
In his previous life, he also placed his hopes on immortals and Buddhas. He practiced many times with a bowl of water, expecting the gods to give him guidance.
But what about the results?
It's of no use at all.
"Grandma, I'm responsible for everything. Miaoxing is just lying to you."
Chen Changan patted his chest.
"I have been a Buddhist since I was young, and I never lie to anyone."
Miao Xing sneered, "How dare you openly criticize this poor monk and ruin my practice? What on earth do you intend to do?"
Yan Qing walked up to the old lady and said seriously, "Master Chen, Master Miaoxing has a great reputation in Da Chu. If you are not sure, don't make things difficult for him. It will be very troublesome."
Chen Changan just shook his head and lowered his head to say a few words to Yan Qing.
Yan Qing was horrified: "This...what do you want oil for?"
"Of course, it's to expose Miao Xing's lies."
Chen Changan bowed to everyone and said, "Let me compete with Miao Xing and try the method of standing chopsticks in water!"
"If I can stand, it means Miao Xing is just a liar; if I can't... you all heard it, I told Yan Qing to prepare the oil pan, and I jumped in and was fried to death!"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked.
Miao Xing was able to hold the chopsticks upright, which clearly showed that he was guided by the Buddha. You normally don't practice anything, so how dare you try?
Besides, just try it, why would you gamble with your life?
Before everyone could come to their senses, Chen Changan told Yan Qing to go down and prepare.
Yan Qing had no choice but to fetch a large cauldron, fill it with tung oil, and set a blazing fire burning underneath.
It takes some time to bring the oil to a boil, so Chen Changan took out three chopsticks.
He also wiped the chopsticks dry, shook his head and smiled: "I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in God, now I will ask the sky for divination!"
"If the Great Chu is going to be in chaos in the future, the chopsticks will stand up!"
"Look!"
Chen Changan inserted the chopsticks into the water, adjusted the angle, and then gently let go.
Everyone looked at the chopsticks and saw three chopsticks standing firmly in the water and not falling at all.
The old lady was greatly surprised, and Yan Qing also covered her bright red little mouth.
As for the others, they were all speechless with shock!
It’s standing up, it’s really standing up!
My goodness!
Miao Xing asked Buddha for divination, while Chen Changan asked the Heaven. Could it be that Chen Changan was so powerful that he could even make Heaven stand on his side?
Li Wuling's eyes narrowed slightly.
Chen Changan was telling him that he couldn't marry Yan Qing to Xibo Hou...
The world will be in chaos!
The old lady understood and said in surprise: "I understand, I understand... Grandson, you mean this method is just a trick. If Miao Xing can do it, can you do it too?"
"His real purpose is not to celebrate my birthday, but to... let me marry Yan'er to Xibohou?"
The old lady realized it later and looked at Miaoxing angrily.
Chen Changan nodded and chuckled. Isn't this obvious?
Miao Xing's face flushed red, and he loudly retorted: "Chen Changan, don't slander the Buddha here, the old man has appeared!"
"If you insult Buddha and curse Buddha, you should go to the eighteenth level of hell!"
At this time, the oil and water in the cauldron were already boiling.
Chen Changan walked over, pointed at the cauldron and said, "You are lying under the guise of Buddha, and you will go to the eighteenth level of hell."
"I have an oil cauldron here. I will soak my whole face in the oil and water."
"If I was blown to pieces, then I deserved it; otherwise, you deliberately frightened my grandma to achieve your ulterior motives!"
"Miao Xing, should I try it?"
Hearing Chen Changan's words, everyone's expression changed again.
The oil in the frying pan is already boiling, with bubbles coming out. If you put your face in it...
I'll perm you into a twist in an instant!
Chen Changan, you are looking for death!
"Changan, no!"
*** immediately gave up and shook his head vigorously: "It's too dangerous, you will die!"
Chen Changan laughed and pointed at Miao Xing: "How can we expose his ugly face without risking our lives?"
"Big monk, stop talking nonsense. Do you dare to accept the challenge?"
Chen Changan was shouting like crazy. In Miaoxing's opinion, he was just tired of living!
"I dare, why wouldn't I dare?"
"After you die, I will recite the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Original Vow Sutra for you, so that you don't come out to cause trouble in your next life!"
"If you're not dead, I'll admit that I lied!"
Miao Xing put his hands behind his back and said, "Come on, I don't believe you have an indestructible body!"
What indestructible body do I have!
Chen Changan walked to the middle of the cauldron, looked at the oil and water boiling inside, and just smiled indifferently.
*** stood up worriedly and looked at Chen Changan nervously.
Chen Changan looked at Youshui with embarrassment, pretended to look at Miaoxing with embarrassment, and finally sighed.
“If I don’t go to hell, who will?”
"Miaoxing, here I go!"
Chen Changan dived his head into the oil pan!
Pfft!
The oil pan made a crackling sound and the raging oil and water rolled around!
Chen Changan, it’s over!