Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 357 Licking an Iron Pillar in the Winter

[This man also prepared himself for a double-handed situation. He also deceived a cousin in the residence of the Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice. He planned to find a way to marry the cousin if the young lady of the Pingxi Marquis's residence was not deceived. After all, the official position of the Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice is not as high as that of the Marquis.]

The left assistant minister of the Ministry of Justice's cheeks puffed up as if they were inflated, and smoke was almost coming out of his head.

You think I am a low-ranking official, right? And you want to deceive my daughter, right?

Let me show you how low the position of Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice is.

[No! It wasn't two-handed preparation, it was three-handed preparation, and it also deceived a rich merchant's daughter. ]

[No! Is this man here to take the imperial examination or to find a wife for himself?]

【Three people at a time, several alternative plans. 】

The Dali Temple Minister: He understands this. He will go to Beijing to take the imperial examination and find a powerful in-law family for himself. He may not pass the imperial examination, but he can still get an official position with the help of his in-laws.

Officials in the capital have seen many of the candidates’ routine operations.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

A collective sigh was heard, and several people walking on the street looked at each other, their eyes full of boredom.

It was fun to eat melons at the literary gathering, but after the fun, a feeling of emptiness came over me, and no one had any interest in attending the gathering, including the candidates.

They heard such exciting news about the wealthy and powerful, and they were itching to spread it.

Just like that, the literary gathering ended. Xu Jinyu simply went for a walk on the street with Princess Wuyang, and Princess Tianhua also followed.

"boring!"

"boring!"

Another uniform sigh.

[What should I do? I miss my phone, I miss the TV, I miss my soap opera~~~On a snowy day like this, I should call a few friends and chat around the charcoal stove. Why should I come to this literary gathering?]

Princess Wuyang: Literary gatherings are indeed meaningless.

Suddenly, a few screams caught Xu Jinyu's attention. Turning around, she saw several children in fancy clothes chasing and beating up a few children from poor families.

They whipped them again and again without any mercy, and the children from poor families didn't dare to hide.

One or two children were about to hide, but a little girl in the most luxurious clothes put her hands on her hips and shouted, "You took the silver. If you dare to hide, I will take it back immediately."

After the child said this, the children from the poor families immediately dared not move and stood there ready to be beaten.

Princess Wuyang also turned around to look, and the next moment her face turned dark blue: "Qingyang! What are you doing!"

The little girl who was dressed most luxuriously shuddered when she heard the voice, and immediately put down her hands that were inserted in her waist. When she turned around and saw that it was Princess Wuyang, her little face immediately brightened up: "Sister Wuyang, we are playing the game of catching bad guys."

Wu Yang frowned, "Your so-called game of catching bad guys is just whipping these kids. This is not playing a game, it's simply bullying."

Princess Qingyang pouted unconvincedly: "I didn't bully them, I gave them money, if you don't believe me, ask them."

Wuyang looked at the children with sharp eyes.

Seeing this, the children quickly answered Wu Yang's question: "Sir, this young nobleman really gave us silver, a full five taels of silver, and we volunteered to play with the young nobleman."

Wuyang pursed her lips, not knowing how to teach Qingyang a lesson.

She was no longer the princess who was ignorant of the suffering of the people. She knew what five taels of silver meant to these children. Qingyang should not have beaten these children, but these children really needed the silver.

Xu Jinyu rolled her eyes and asked Princess Wuyang in a low voice: "This Qingyang is your sister."

Wu Yang replied helplessly: "Yes, she has been favored since she was a child. I have heard that she never shows mercy to the palace maids around her. She was scolded by my father several times. I heard that she changed. I didn't expect that she just changed the target."

"If it doesn't work, I will go back today and complain to my father."

"Why are you complaining? Only children complain. Adults have other options."

Xu Jinyu smiled slightly, turned around and said to Princess Tianhua: "Princess Tianhua, do you know what this pillar next to us is?"

Princess Tianhua looked at the iron pillar beside her in confusion. What could it be? Of course it was an iron pillar. Xu Jinyu asked what it meant.

But seeing Xu Jinyu winking at her, she continued speaking along with what Xu Jinyu said.

"What is it? I heard that His Royal Highness Prince An has countless good things in his hands, all of which Daqian doesn't have."

Xu Jinyu patted the die-hard fan beside him and said meaningfully: "This thing is a good thing I just made. It can be considered a food. It is called the Ever-changing Candy Bar. The first bite you take is strawberry flavored, the second is blueberry flavored, the third is mango flavored, and the fourth is prune flavored... Anyway, it has ever-changing flavors. There is no flavor it doesn't have, except what you can't imagine."

"How's it going? I'm awesome!"

Princess Tianhua stared at Xu Jinyu in amazement. How could he not be amazing? As a prince, was it so easy for him to trick a child?

As a princess who grew up in the north, Princess Tianhua understood Xu Jinyu's plan in an instant.

Princess Qingyang on the other side couldn't help swallowing her saliva. She even ignored Princess Wuyang's teachings. She knew strawberries, which were sour and sweet and delicious, but it was a pity that she had only eaten a few of them. As for blueberries and mangoes, they were all things she had never heard of.

Do you want to try it? But it’s a bit rude to lick something like an iron stick on the street, but she really wants to try it.

Then, under Princess Wuyang's surprised gaze, Princess Qingyang licked the iron stick with a lick.

The next moment Princess Qingyang screamed.

“Ahhhh!!! I’ve saved enough! I’ve saved enough! I’ve saved enough for the hungry lottery!!!”

Princess Wuyang was startled and hurried over to check. Princess Qingyang's tongue was firmly stuck to the iron rod.

"Xu Jinyu, why is Qingyang's tongue standing on the stick? What should I do?"

"Pfft!"

"Pfft!"

Xu Jinyu and Princess Tianhua laughed.

After laughing, Xu Jinyu asked Princess Wuyang: "You don't know?"

Wu Yang replied blankly: "Know what?"

"If you lick an iron rod in the middle of winter, your tongue will get stuck."

Wu Yang: "How would I know this? I have nothing better to do than lick an iron stick. However, if you lick an iron stick, your tongue will really get stuck."

Looking at Princess Wuyang’s expression, you can tell that Princess Wuyang is also curious.

Xu Jinyu raised her eyebrows: "Do you want to try?"

"It's not impossible." Princess Wuyang put her hands behind her back embarrassedly.

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Xu Jinyu was speechless. What was there to try? Didn't you see Qingyang was still clinging to the iron rod? It was fine if a child was curious, but it was unbelievable that Wuyang was so curious at such a young age.

"Hehehe..."

Princess Tianhua on the side bent over with laughter.

The two turned around and saw a group of children occupying a circle on the iron rod. They were all children from powerful and wealthy families.

His eyes became cross-eyed as he looked at his tongue stuck to the iron stick.

Curiosity surged in his eyes.

The trembling children just now pointed at the children whose tongues were stuck and laughed.

"Hahaha, are they stupid? They are still laughing even though their tongues are stuck."

"Hahaha, they are just stupid. They don't even know that you can't lick things in the winter."

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Xu Jinyu was speechless again. She wanted to trick these kids, but why were they having so much fun?

“Hahaha…” Xu Jinyu couldn’t help it anymore.

Because the big friend from Wuyang was also stuck on the iron rod.

By the time Xu Jinyu had finished laughing and straightened up, Princess Qingyang had already started crying.

"Wow! Umm, it's so delicious, wuwuwu..."

"Wow~~~I can't get my tongue down."

"The sequel, open it! I can't let go of my lust anymore~~~"

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Adults and children whose tongues are stuck can't control their saliva.

Xu Jinyu and Princess Tianhua almost died of laughter.

When Princess Wuyang returned to the palace with her sister in a depressed mood, what awaited her was the roar of Emperor Xuan.

"Wuyang, you have nothing to do, right? A girl of your age licking an iron stick, just wait until tomorrow, and everyone in the court will laugh like crazy."

“You are…hahahahaha…”

Emperor Xuan couldn't help it.

It's really embarrassing, and it's really funny.