Fast-paced era: a warm and leisurely life

Chapter 348 The Concubine of the Age 55

The curator came to the exhibition hall in a daze and with unsteady steps, looking at the display cabinets that were mostly empty.

I was so angry that my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, and all my internal organs ached.

Wherever the curator goes, a group of little tails follow him.

The curator stopped and they stopped too.

Every time these followers passed an empty display case, they sighed several times in a pretend sad way.

The curator was even more angry. These people didn't think of any solution at all and just made things difficult for him.

He turned around and kicked the nearest person on the butt: "It's almost business time, why don't you quickly put things in those empty display cabinets? You're just leaving them blatantly empty, afraid that others won't notice that something is missing, right?!"

He turned around and pointed at the other men and said, "You, and you, go and count what cultural relics are lost and how many are lost."

"You guys go check if there are any lost cultural relics in the warehouse. Be quiet and don't attract other people's attention."

"The remaining few people will go to the surrounding hotels, inns, and docks to wait. Do you have to wait for me to tell you to move?"

The followers got the order and moved quickly. The curator covered his chest and walked towards the warehouse with difficulty.

I prayed silently in my heart: "Oh God! Please don't let those cultural relics in the warehouse be lost again!!"

But God did not hear his prayers. As soon as he entered the warehouse, he found that a lot of things were missing.

My heart suddenly tightened, and I hurried over to the staff who were counting the cultural relics: "Why are there so many missing from the warehouse? What are they missing?"

The staff in charge of the inventory warehouse wiped his sweat and said: "Director, we just counted this area and found that there are currently 8 Chinese cultural relics missing."

Upon hearing this news, the curator froze in place as if struck by lightning. He widened his eyes and exclaimed in disbelief, "What...what?!" Then, a strong sense of dizziness instantly hit him, making him feel dizzy, and everything he saw turned into overlapping phantoms.

"Hurry... hurry..." Before the curator could finish his words, he felt a black screen in front of his eyes, and then he fell straight back.

"OMG!!" The staff member was so frightened that his face turned pale. He quickly called his companions to send the curator to the hospital.

Once the curator fell, the entire group lost its backbone, and the incident was exposed immediately.

The newspaper office quickly rushed to the museum after smelling the smell. Without a backbone, the staff didn't know how to answer the reporter's questions.

Answer whatever the reporter asks honestly.

The reporter heard that a total of 2 Chinese cultural relics and more than 5 pieces of gold, gems and other items were lost.

I was so excited that I asked a few questions and then ran back to the newspaper office to start writing the article.

Then he published the article before other newspapers did.

Gu Nuanyi is now leisurely eating brunch in the hotel

After seeing the contents of the newspaper, the groom was surprised and bought a copy for Gu Nuanyi: "Miss, this is the latest newspaper, please read the contents above"

'Shock! The museum was robbed again. Did they steal from the museum or did a 'patriot' take action?'

"This title is quite attractive," Gu Nuanyi complained and continued reading.

When he saw the number of lost cultural relics, he frowned in confusion: Huh? I only took away Chinese cultural relics, how come more than 8 pieces of gold and gems were lost...

Then an idea suddenly occurred to me. There might be thieves in this museum. They mixed up the things they stole with the things they lost this time. Even if we investigate, it won't be traced back to them.

Come on, if there is a big one, all the previous ones can be written off at the same time, tsk, how cunning!!!

Gu Nuanyi pouted her cheek. There was really nothing she could do. She couldn't just run out and say she didn't take those things...

The curator finally woke up in the hospital and fainted again when he heard that more than 30,000 cultural relics were lost.

This has caused a huge sensation. The British Museum claims to be a world-class museum.

Even with anti-theft systems and cameras, more than 30,000 cultural relics were still lost at once. This really makes Britain lose face.

The British royal family issued several orders in succession, and for a time the streets were full of trained soldiers.

Every carriage was stopped to check if there was anything hidden inside.

Gu Nuanyi's carriage was also stopped by the soldiers.

Gu Nuanyi got off the carriage and stood aside, watching the soldiers search the carriage.

Seeing that Gu Nuanyi had an oriental face, the soldiers searched even harder, almost removing the wooden planks of the carriage to see if there was anything hidden inside.

After the search, the entire carriage was already shaky and no one could sit there.

The soldiers pretended not to see it and waved their hands to signal Gu Nuanyi to leave.

Gu Nuanyi looked at the soldiers coldly, not caring about the talismans anymore. With a slight movement of her fingertips, she pasted all the bad breath talismans, bad luck talismans, fart talismans, and diarrhea talismans on the soldiers.

The coachman was so distressed when he saw the rickety carriage that he glared at the soldier.

Gu Nuanyi patted the coachman on the shoulder and ordered: "I'll wait for you at the coffee shop. Go change the carriage and come back to pick me up."

As soon as the voice fell, a fart sound was heard.

One of the soldiers' face suddenly turned red, and he covered his buttocks with his hands in embarrassment.

But how could this fart be covered? The "puff puff" sound never stopped.

Then the second and third person also started to fart.

The face-loving person apologized immediately: "I'm sorry" But when he opened his mouth to speak, his breath stinked more than his fart.

Another person yelled, "Shut up, your mouth stinks!"

"Your mouth is not much better, it stinks worse than that toilet!!" The man was so excited that his stomach growled and feces jumped out of his fart, falling directly into his boots along his trouser legs.

The man's face changed, and he no longer cared about arguing about the bad breath. He hopped on one foot and ran to the nearest public toilet.

The others' stomachs started growling as well, and they hurried to the public toilets.

Even from a distance, Gu Nuanyi could still hear the "Puff Puff" sound of farting.

"Ah!! I didn't bring any paper!!"

"Ugh~~Don't talk, ugh~~"

All the people who were using the public toilet were driven out by the smoke.

Gu Nuanyi was also disgusted, so she followed the coachman to change carriages.

When it was evening, the soldiers found that the group had not returned, so they sent people out to look for them. Only then did they find the group of soldiers who were almost exhausted in the public toilet.

The soldiers were so exhausted that they could not stand up and lay on the ground in a mess.

Two soldiers worked together to help a collapsed man up: "Did you have a stomachache?"

"No, I don't know..."

"Hey~ what's that smell?" The soldiers immediately let go of their hands. The exhausted soldiers couldn't stand any longer and all lay down again.

An exhausted soldier covered his mouth and said: "We don't know either. Suddenly, we started to have bad breath and diarrhea."

The normal soldier pinched his nose and said in a muffled voice: "Let's send you to the hospital first. I will report this to the captain, but you must not speak anymore."

The weak soldiers nodded repeatedly, and when they were helped away, the money bags hanging on their bodies fell off.

But no one found

After that, someone who came to the toilet saw the money bag on the ground and happily picked it up: "I didn't expect to find money when I came to the toilet!!"