I, the transmigrated villain, please wait, gentle master.

Chapter 92 A Loud Roar in the Sky

Mei Shiyu walked to the main hall of the inn and saw Mao Jiang sitting upright in a chair with his back straight.

A yellow talisman was pasted on his forehead, obscuring his terrifying face.

Several mischievous cats circled around him.

Whenever a kitten walks past him, he shudders, his fur standing on end like a green dandelion.

This strange reaction was something he couldn't control.

He trembled and flinched among the cats, like a twitching green dandelion.

The vendor asked curiously, "Hey, tall guy, have you ever heard of it? If a cat jumps over a corpse, it's very easy for the corpse to come back to life!"

“Xuan Yu,” Mei Shiyu walked over, waking Xuan Mao who was dozing on the table, and scratched his chin, “Could you please keep these children quiet for a while and away from this zombie?”

Although the vendor's words were hearsay, they were not entirely baseless fallacies.

It is taboo to see cats at a funeral, as it is believed to cause the corpse to turn into a spirit. There have been similar incidents in the past, and Mei Shiyu has witnessed them firsthand.

The black cat stood up very obediently and rubbed against Mei Shiyu's palm.

He jumped off the table, raised his black paws, and punched each of his troublemaking underlings with equal force.

He roared more fiercely than a tiger, and his claws could leave at least three bloody scratches!

Then, he went back to the table, lay down on the spot, and meowed twice at Mei Shiyu.

He gestured for her to rub his belly a few more times.

Mei Shiyu placed her hand on it and rubbed it, and heard a "snoring" sound.

Black Cat: Ah, that feels so good.

The vendor suddenly asked, "Immortal, so this cat is yours?"

Mei Shiyu said, "No, it's Si Wuxie."

"That can't be..."

The vendor didn't believe it and said to himself, "I've seen this cat lying on Si Wuxie's head, ruling like a king, lawless and unruly, and he didn't dare to move an inch!"

The black cat licked its fur gloves and brandished its claws at him, but then calmed down under Mei Shiyu's gentle stroking.

Ah, this force... feels so good!

He even rolled over and asked to touch the other side.

The vendor then said, "Immortal Lord, this cat is so close to you, may I shamelessly ask you for a favor?"

Mei Shiyu told him to speak frankly, "Why don't you explain clearly first, what is it?"

The vendor said, "This cat is actually a well-known corpse collector around here. Although cats shouldn't come into contact with corpses, in folk tradition, a black cat has always been a symbol of warding off evil and bringing good fortune. This black cat is specifically for restoring the appearance of the dead and repairing the gaps in the soul's remains..."

He continued, “Immortal Venerable, you should also know that a person’s appearance before death is the same as their appearance after death. A broken soul cannot be reincarnated, nor can a soul that is too ugly or too rotten, as it will easily affect the body and appearance of the next life.”

He pointed to his disfigured face and complained, "Look at me now! I wasn't like this before! It's all your apprentice's fault!"

He recounted his grievances in detail: "Originally, I had already paid a high price to have this black cat repaired, but your apprentice got into a fight with me in front of my stall and beat me up, so I'm in this mess again!"

He shrugged and said, "Immortal Venerable, you decide what to do."

Mei Shiyu said he had a bit of a headache... Why is Yuanbao so good at causing trouble?!

He told the vendor, "Just tell me what kind of compensation you want."

The vendor chuckled, "I don't have any unreasonable demands, it's just that too many people want this cat to get cosmetic surgery, the waiting list is endless, I still want to get it done as soon as possible... Hehe, and about the cost, how about you cover it..."

Mei Shiyu was in the wrong, so he had no choice but to agree.

The black cat placed its paw on the back of his hand, indicating that it was alright, no big deal, and he was happy to do Mei Shiyu this favor.

Mei Shiyu patted his head, but then the vendor clapped his hands and said, "Immortal Venerable, I want to look even better so I can find a wife in my next life! I don't ask for much, just someone similar to you is fine!"

"Meow meow meow?!"

The black cat practically leaped up, its front paws wedging his head, and its hind legs kicking wildly!

Is this what they call "not demanding"?

You may be ugly, but your thoughts are truly beautiful!

I'm just a cat, not Nuwa, so I can't create humans!

Even if you could bring back Nuwa and sculpt another face for you, you still couldn't recreate this one-of-a-kind masterpiece!

"Meow!"

The black cat scratched the vendor's face even more badly and bruised with its claws.

How dare these wretched humans make things so difficult for me!

You're asking for it.

……

in the kitchen.

Li Tingyun washed herself clean, got dressed, and didn't rush out.

Looking at the conch shell in his hand, he decided to take this opportunity to browse the group chat.

He tossed the conch shell up, caught it in his palm, gently touched it to his brow, and closed his eyes.

The totems of the four elements of heaven and earth appeared in my mind one after another. Then, the four totems transformed into the colors of the five elements and gathered into a beam of white light... The startup animation ended perfectly.

Li Tingyun's consciousness has entered another spatial field.

Before me stretched a vast central square, surrounded by all sorts of people coming and going.

This is a "virtual group chat" space built by the people of Taiji Hall.

It's less of a virtual group chat and more of a social game, specifically a holographic projection game.

Each person who holds a conch shell is like a player who has logged into an account. Players can interact with each other as smoothly and naturally as in the real world, without any worries about clipping or lag.

The launch experience was amazing!

Outside the central square, there are four large buildings with distinct styles: the Vermilion Bird Temple in the south, the Black Tortoise Spirit Platform in the north, the Azure Dragon Palace in the east, and the White Tiger Temple in the west.

If the central square is a huge chat group where anyone can come and chat, then the four surrounding building complexes are like "small family groups" that stick together for warmth, each managed by a different group leader.

Li Tingyun paused, realizing that the architectural style and layout were exactly like a virtual version of the Four Symbols City!

However, the Taiji Hall was removed from the list.

The location of the Taiji Hall became this unrestricted, disorganized, and undisciplined central square.

Li Tingyun: What the hell? Is this how you play the game?! This is absolutely outrageous!

The square was filled with all sorts of people, a bustling and noisy scene.

Without exception, they were all dressed in black, their chaotic and disorganized style making them look rather unorthodox.

Moreover, each person has a totem mark on their forehead.

The azure dragon, white tiger, vermilion bird, and black tortoise—whichever totem is on the forehead represents which city a person lives in.

Whenever a white light appears, it means someone has "come online".

Whenever someone's figure disappears, it means that person has "gone offline".

Then, a loud bang echoed in the sky.

People frequently stopped to watch.

With such a big firecracker, they thought it was some group admin returning.

Unexpectedly, after the white light, a little kid burst into everyone's sight.

Li Tingyun was a newcomer, and not only was his attire out of place with everyone else, but he also had no markings on his forehead, making him seem like an alien species that had suddenly intruded, which aroused everyone's vigilance.

He was quickly surrounded by layers of people.

Li Tingyun still had the physique of a young man. Everyone who entered the group chat was a manifestation of divine consciousness, and their appearance and clothing were assumed to be in their normal state.

The crowd surrounded the boy, arguing noisily for a long time:

"Holy crap, whose kid is left in the square? Are his parents dead?!"

"Three countdown! If no one claims him, I'll feast on him first!"

"Strange, he doesn't even have a totem. He doesn't seem like a good person... I'll eat him!"

"They have to be virgins! Fair and tender-looking, eating them can even help with cultivation. Go, go, all of you go to the back and line up, I'll take a bite first!"

"Why do you get to go first and we have to wait in line? Brothers, let's beat this shameless bastard to death!"

"Yeah, kill him! Kill him! Howl! Why did you step on my foot? Do you think I'm afraid to hit you?!"

"So what if I stepped on you? I didn't kill you. You're the only one who barks like a dog! Fight me if you want, come at me, who's afraid of who?"

"They're fighting! Good fight! Hahaha... Ah, no, hehehe!"

"..."

Li Tingyun looked at these teammates whose mental state was a hundred years ahead of the world.

This is outrageous... this is outrageous!

He silently picked up a weapon that someone had dropped from the ground, and then... excitedly joined the battle!

Clang, clang, thud, creak, oh my god!

After a period of chaos and turmoil.

Li Tingyun excitedly grabbed one of the men's ankles and swung him around like a meteor hammer!

The enormous impact indiscriminately killed everyone around.

A bunch of people logged off all at once.

At that very moment, another loud bang echoed in the sky.

With a long howl from Xia Changfeng, five words drifted from afar:

"Lord Temple Master, they're on our side!!!"