20demayo Chapter 195 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 4
Chapter 195 I, the Big Monkey in Little Monkey Mountain 4
"Report! Pingping, your Noodle Bro has brought some men!"
The big monkey, sleeping with its butt sticking out in the sun, was swept away by Ping's spiritual power.
Noodle Bro looks like he's prepared quite thoroughly.
Choosing a quiet midday when there were few tourists, they arrived fully armed and menacing, accompanied by several habitual zoo owls who frequently fed the animals...
I'm so scared!
Is he trying to make himself look bad? Noodle Bro is so petty.
"Ping, don't be fooled by their small number; there really aren't many of them..."
The little monkey hung itself on a tree branch and spun around playing, while also keeping its attention on the big monkey, Ping, exchanging voices continuously.
"The woman in red has a documented record; she once splashed water on a black bear while leading a child."
"See that guy in black over there? He's sprinkling drinks on the sleeping tiger."
"This guy is covered in bad luck... He'll be sealed up and have even more bad luck when he gets home... This person threw a utility knife at a bear??? A knife?"
"Shooting a tiger with a slingshot??"
The little monkey was talking so loudly that his hair was flying everywhere. I was so angry, so incredibly angry.
Noodle Bro was still smiling ahead, introducing to the people behind him that there were few security guards, few employees, and sparse surveillance cameras at Little Monkey Mountain.
They had no problem feeding the monkeys chicken feet and stinky tofu.
They had no idea that those who came by appointment were all ruthless people.
Their bags are full of high-quality stuff...
Big Monkey Ping used his mental power to replace the dangerous goods in their bags with even more dangerous ones to ensure they would end up in jail. Only then did he leap a few times and jump to the Monkey King's side.
The Monkey King frowned.
I was confronted in the face by a large monkey carrying a baby monkey on its back.
"It's you again? What do you want now? The monkeys' affairs are none of my business, go find the zookeeper...go away!"
"Boss! Big brother! Your Majesty! The noodle feeder is here again! And he's brought a lot of underlings with him!"
Hearing this, the Monkey King perked up.
Hehe, here comes a free punching bag!
...
The six adults had strange expressions, each with their own agenda.
One is thinking about how to make others take the blame.
There's also the excitement of handling monkeys.
They've all thoroughly investigated this little monkey mountain; the monkeys have no wildness whatsoever, and the staff only know to call the police—it's very easy to resolve.
Who's to blame for the monkey getting scalded while trying to grab boiling water? It's definitely the monkey's own fault.
They have plenty of food and water and don't have to go to work.
Some foreigners even carried backpacks full of expensive fruit up the mountain to feed the animals...
Those were fruits that they couldn't bear to buy.
Are these foreigners really that filial to their parents?
"Hey you, is the action camera on?"
The seventh one is Noodle Bro. In order to redeem himself, he not only found a senior in the group, but also brought out his action camera from home.
"It's open, it's open! Don't worry, everyone! I even carried five bundles of dried noodles!"
But he didn't notice his companion's distorted face.
The adorable little monkey with big, bright eyes even stopped its companions from getting close.
"We'll find those ugly, dirty monkeys to feed, the baby monkeys will make netizens feel sorry for them, preferably the monkey king...hehehehe"
"That's okay"
One of them shrugged indifferently.
The words had barely left his mouth when he sensed something was wrong. Why were his companions looking at him so strangely?
It turns out someone had already taken out a slingshot... wait, is that a slingshot? It looks so unsafe!
The person holding the crossbow was unaware of anything amiss and was searching for a target.
"and many more..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was tackled from behind.
The bad luck charm is working...
Some people, fearing they would trip over their own feet and fall, simply leaned towards their companions. They didn't care whether others got hurt; they figured they could just ask the scenic area for compensation later.
This attack knocked down five people.
The hand holding the crossbow slipped, the weapon fell, and one of the park's surveillance cameras malfunctioned.
Noodle Bro was pinned to the bottom.
The Monkey King and his henchmen pulled out their bags.
Upon receiving the Monkey King's order, the several fat monkeys, whose bodies had swollen from being beaten every night, were forced to climb up and form a human pyramid.
A group of baby monkeys surrounded them, making "yo" sounds.
Leader Hou hadn't even finished his meal when he received the news and had no choice but to resign himself to coming to the scene of the incident.
*
The Monkey King can't read, but he has a new strategist, the Great Monkey King Ping.
Furthermore, those sharp knives and broken crossbows clearly indicated that they were intended to kill the monkeys.
These humans are incredibly audacious.
There was also a bottle of something that smelled pungent and resembled medicine.
Big Monkey Ping spoke at the opportune moment.
"Your Majesty, we must tell Baldy (Leader Hou) about this! Make him pay for our mental anguish! And teach these humans a lesson they won't forget!"
The Monkey King's family members nodded in agreement.
The Monkey King nodded in agreement, saying it was really convenient to have a mouth double.
"You're right, Dazhuang, let's slap them a few times first."
"Your Majesty! Let them eat monkey poop! Let them gnaw on the soles of monkey feet!"
The monkey's family members stopped agreeing.
Instead, he tightly covered his monkey-like buttocks.
Won't we let the monkey pull it out on the spot?
Big Monkey Ping, fearing that the monkeys would misunderstand, quickly explained his intentions.
"Just send a few of the big fat monkeys to collect it; they've secretly hoarded a lot of poop, and the heat is suffocating them..."
The Monkey King, who doesn't play much with the big fat monkey, is a little lovesick.
The thought of its subordinates here helped it suppress its urge to vomit.
...
On the platform in the middle section of Monkey Mountain.
Noodle Bro was "kidnapped" by several monkeys and sat on the side without daring to move. If he moved, a little monkey would slap him across the face. It didn't hurt, but it was extremely humiliating.
There was nothing they could do to help their companions who had fallen and whose hands and feet were tangled together.
Moreover, those big old monkeys looked so fierce that he didn't dare to move.
They should be able to understand themselves, right?
I'm so glad I didn't go live today, otherwise I would have become famous again...
But is there really no live stream?
Yang Xiaoyi started his live stream on his phone as soon as they went up the mountain...
Hmm, this damn foreigner.
The live stream was accidentally opened by a monkey, and the number of viewers was even pushed to a very high level by the system.
Today is another day for Pingping to become an internet celebrity.
The footage includes unlucky humans falling into a heap, a monkey king rummaging through a bag and finding dangerous items, a fat monkey stacking on top of each other and feeding monkey poop, a big monkey holding down Noodle Guy and a little monkey slapping him, and finally, the grand finale is the monkey feeding noodles and the little monkey dancing breakdance.
When Leader Hou saw this scene, his heart sank.
Until the Monkey King handed him those formidable opponents.
"Monkey King, I knew you were a good one!"
The Monkey King was overjoyed to hear the praise and thought that this strategist was truly useful.
Not to be outdone, the Monkey King's family pushed their selfie sticks and phones over to give them to the bald man.
The viewers in the live stream were caught off guard when a large bald face suddenly appeared in front of them.
This person's head is really shiny, it's practically glowing...
Oh my god, my eyes!
[A former employee at Little Monkey Mountain whispers: This is our boss.]
[Little Monkey Mountain is so lively today!]
[It's not just a spectacle; someone's going to be detained...]
【…】
Many netizens figured out what was going on and followed the live stream account, planning to wait for what happened next.