Chapter 248 Not a Bodyguard 2
Chapter 248 Not a Bodyguard 2
No matter how bad one's skills are.
It's not like you need to risk your life to stop a bunch of chickens and dogs.
This cause of death is truly unjust.
Before his death, the original owner was still regretting that he hadn't found an excuse to go back to Yecheng to see his parents, and that he had wasted so much of his monthly salary.
At the entrance of the dilapidated temple.
The chivalrous Xiao Yi wields a heavy sword in his left hand and a doll in his right.
The little boy, Shen Wangping, pouted, looking unhappy.
This is a small world that blends silly, melodramatic, and old-fashioned stories.
The original owner's wish did not mention taking revenge on the Eighth Prince or Lin Xianyue. The mission taker only needs to take revenge on the person who assassinated the Eighth Prince and the mastermind behind it.
He will no longer serve as the Eighth Prince's bodyguard.
They also prevented the mission takers from destroying the Eighth Prince's several valleys.
Finally, I need to go back and see my parents.
She was used to sleeping on tree branches or roof beams.
Hopefully, the person who carried out the mission won't keep her body at home like a pampered young lady.
Just let your family know you're safe and sound by acknowledging your relatives.
Gee tut.
Why doesn't this child just reincarnate himself?
It turns out that he was worried that he would be driven to monitor Lin Xianyue every day again.
Bravo.
Whose bodyguards are trained to be so soft-hearted?
It turns out to be the Eighth Prince's family.
Aside from having better cultivation techniques and more extra training, the valley wasn't too dark or horrific.
It's just that the learning tasks and content are quite complicated.
The most common task of the Eighth Prince's secret guards was to eavesdrop on others' affairs to relieve their master's worries. After listening, they would report back to their master and compile the reports into a book. If anyone offended the Eighth Prince, they would go out and spread gossip about that person's family.
There are relatively few fights and bloodshed.
Therefore, their most important task is to always stay light as a feather, so as not to break tree branches or damage roof tiles when they go out.
The affairs of the valley are overseen by secret guards of the Xuan generation.
The Eighth Prince only cares about the outcome. If it's bad, then he'll just replace him with someone more capable. If there are still problems, he'll just call on his maternal grandfather, uncle, or cousin.
The Eighth Prince's life was characterized by ease and convenience.
Until his new brother ascended the throne, the Eighth Prince was relegated to a leisurely life as a prince.
The dragon aura of a leisurely prince is not as strong as it was when he was a prince.
Lin Xianyue's "scapegoat" aura, now lacking the nourishment of the dragon's energy, began to make enemies everywhere.
This is why the original owner died inexplicably.
The days of the leisurely Eighth Prince and Lin Xianyue became filled with a lot of trivial matters.
The mastermind behind it all, Zhao Cha, was completely unharmed.
Zhao Cha has the new emperor as her backer.
He made no attempt to conceal his homosexual relationship with the new emperor, nor did he care about the misdeeds committed by his family in the capital.
They were just one step away from kicking the Empress out of the palace.
Then she ascended to the position of empress while holding the empress's son.
With the targets identified, Zhao Cha and the new emperor became Shen Wangping's main targets for revenge.
Just then, the sound of horses' hooves approached.
Shen Wangping quickly buried his head in Xiao Yi's arms. It hadn't rained in Wucheng and Yecheng for several days, and the dust on the ground was terrible.
Xiao Yi also quickly retreated back into the dilapidated temple.
Use your free hand to hold up an oil-paper umbrella to block out the dust.
The most important thing is to use internal force to push away the smoke and dust.
This was a small suggestion from Shen Wangping: Xiao Yi could use his kung fu to shock the Xuan-generation secret guards, leaving them only able to sigh in despair.
Tongzi promptly added special effects to Shen Wangping's face.
"Jade-like and lovely," "Exceptionally gifted," "This child is destined for greatness"...
In short, after Tongzi's chaotic actions, he couldn't handle the several acquaintances of the original owner from their previous lives who belonged to the Xuan generation.
The Xuan generation was still quite young at this time.
His speech was not as composed as the original owner's memory.
"I feel like my vision is blurry."
Xuanwu spoke frankly and directly.
"Xuan Qi, you're not trying to say you didn't see this child's talent, are you?"
Xuan Qi didn't give his colleagues any face.
"Even if I could tell, I couldn't take them with me. It would be so much better if they were stray children by the roadside; I could just pick them up and take them home."
Martial arts fanatic Xuan Jiu also spoke up at the opportune moment.
"Can we defeat them if we all attack together?"
"..."
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Out of curiosity, Xuanwu and his companions brought over their dried meat and snacks, hoping to get closer to this heavy-sword-wielding female warrior.
I'd also like to mention whether this sword is really heavy.
Shen Wangping couldn't help but speak to Tongzi in his heart.
"Is this really a secret guard? Is the Eighth Prince's residence alright? Did it really not collapse in the end?"
"Those people of the Xuan generation are just naturally...unconventional...and the Eighth Prince lived a good life in the end..."
"The original owner of this body was really unlucky."
"Of course it is! However, the Xuan generation has consistently done despicable things, like adding taint to Zhao Cha's food and water, which can be considered revenge for the original owner..."
Thinking of this, Shen Wangping started cursing again.
"Zhao Cha, die! That dog emperor, die too! And that 'whipping boy' halo, die!"
Beijing.
Five-year-old Lin Xianyue felt panicked.
She just agreed to form a pact with a spirit yesterday, could it be that she's feeling anxious because of this?
She didn't do anything to hurt anyone.
However, one needs to endure mistreatment every day to earn points, and then find a suitable husband to escape the den of wolves and tigers in the Lin family.
This was originally an "open-book exam" for a reborn sister.
No wonder she captivated the Eighth Prince with every smile and frown in her past life.
Shen Wangping didn't care much about the entanglement between Lin Xianyue and the Eighth Prince.
She used a prop to drill a big hole in the "sufferable aura," intending to let it experience what it's like to be a leaky person.
As for Lin Xianyue...
She was reborn at the age of fifty.
To the Lin family, she was clearly just a little Karami.
As it turns out, Lin Xianyue only believed in the power of the halo and was willing to be a punching bag. It's lucky she didn't develop breast hyperplasia.
Shen Wangping dealt with the root of all evil, the one who committed the most immoral acts of the original leader.
Their gazes then fell upon the former emperor and Zhao Cha.
That's one of the good things about ancient times; you could drink some tonics and your energy would skyrocket.
In his previous life, the new emperor Yuan Gou was just nine years old at this time.
Shen Wangping gently swept his mental energy over, and Zhao Cha slipped and knocked Yuan Gou down, shattering Yuan Gou's testicles.
Unlike the Eighth Prince, Yuan Gou did not have a powerful maternal family.
Life after losing the eggs was incredibly bleak.
Unable to accept reality, Yuan Gou's personality changed drastically. Zhao Cha was spared, but his penis was cut off with a blunt knife, and he was sent to Yuan Gou's residence for him to vent his anger on.
Hey.
Let's see how they manage to add another man to the mix in the future.
The moment Yuan Gou's testicles shattered, the Xuan generation members suddenly felt a chill in their groin for some reason.
"Hiss, what's going on? Could it be the sword intent left behind by the greatsword heroine?"
"What daydreaming... But that little girl is truly gifted."
"What's so great about it? Just tell me, do you dare to take a sword strike from this female knight?"
"Anyway, I wouldn't dare..."
The members of the Xuan generation chickened out so quickly.
This was because Xiao Yi severed the head of a tiger with a history of cannibalism with a single sword strike.
However, Shen Wangping followed his body's will and wanted to perform Versailles in front of the Xuan generation, so he used his spiritual power to command the tiger.
She didn't know why either.
Having taken over the original owner's body, he felt compelled to show it off whenever he had the chance.
The tiger's head and corpse are still lying outside the dilapidated temple.
Recalling the image of the female knight pushing a cart full of tiger bones and tiger skin away, someone from the Xuan generation shuddered.
Someone spoke quietly.
"Shall we take the tiger penis with us?"
"Take it back and let the steward handle it; the master might need it later."
"Take the tiger's head too... bury the meat properly... this tiger must have eaten people."
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