20demayo Chapter 287 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 1
Chapter 287 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 1
Far from human cities and villages.
An unnamed mountain.
Three skeletons were burrowing in and out of the mud.
They are quite different from the local skeletons and have their own unique way of communicating; a slight sway of their skeletal heads can transmit messages to their companions.
However, they have recently been exploring another way of communicating.
The birds in the forest tilted their heads, listening to a buzzing sound they had never heard before, and searched around for the source of the sound.
*Sizzle...* (Are we almost at the Queen?)
*Buzzing sound* (I have a feeling! This time the timing is definitely right!)
Buzz buzz buzz... (Do we really have to make a buzzing sound?)
*Squeak* (Of course, we have to get used to human communication methods; speaking naturally requires making a sound.)
Jiang Ping stopped making futile struggles.
The silver-gray bone hand waved casually, pretending to exert force, after all, there was more than fifty meters of mountain rocks and soil on top of the three skeletons.
However, this time it should be it.
Their three skeletons are the kind of skeleton queen's personal guards—the kind that came in through the back door.
After the queen ascended the throne, she neglected her duties and was kicked out by the treacherous old skeleton of the King of the Scroll, who could no longer tolerate her. The old skeleton slipped and kicked the queen into a space-time rift. As a result, the three skeleton guards became outcasts of the family and were forced to live a "good" life of traveling through time to find people and become guards.
It is said that the Queen's dignity and pomp cannot be lost.
Don't be fooled by the fact that they can't become human.
But in fact, they have a lot of experience "coexisting" with humans and human corpses.
Their first encounter with humans was when they landed in a human grave. The three skeletons had just been unearthed when they were treated as ancestors by a group of long-haired, black-eyed humans. They were carried around every day until more than ten years later, when their group of humans killed the other human leaders and became the king of all humans.
At this time.
The physicians and Taoist priests remained helpless against the three ancestors of the Bone Family.
The three skeletons returned to the underground, where the human king treated them like a hot potato, nailing them firmly into a luxurious coffin.
They attempted to suppress their "ancestors" with feudal superstition.
Keep them out of sight.
He was tricked by his brothers, sons, and grandsons into rebelling against himself.
Inside the luxurious coffin.
After the three skeletons finished reading the books sent by the human king, they remembered that they needed to find the queen, only to discover that the queen did not come from this period at all.
Three people with skeletal faces are more bitter than bitter gourds.
They can't go back to their homeland until they find the Queen.
The Bone Family Guards were disheartened.
Skeleton Guardians accept reality.
They would live peacefully in the royal tombs of human kings for hundreds of years, making sure that humans had completely forgotten their existence and only regarded them as myths and legends, before sneaking out to play in the middle of the night.
that's it.
The three skeletons successfully survived until humanity entered the technological age.
Before the technological age, there was a country called the Flower Kingdom.
Before the founding of the Flower Kingdom.
This land was constantly engulfed in gunfire, and their home was shattered and crumbled every day.
Skeletons can only be found in graves.
They kindly helped the people of this land overcome their difficulties.
After all, they are the skeletons of foreign races, and all they think about is world peace.
The skeleton guards had fought with Japanese soldiers and collaborators in the middle of the night, set fire to Japanese ships, and stolen from collaborators' homes. In the end, they were almost mistaken for ghosts and evil spirits, and were also worshipped as good ghosts by the poor.
Some people with a global perspective turn a blind eye.
Since they had no soldiers under their command, they boldly dug up corpses from other people's graves.
Whether fresh or not, it can be used for a short time.
When the Japanese devils are willing to leave the Flower Country.
The skeleton team quickly finished their shift, gathered in the wilderness, dug a deep pit together, and jumped into it to sleep.
Waiting for the next call from outsiders.
The Bone Family's guards couldn't help but sigh.
Their skeletons are truly the kindest alien race in the universe!
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*Sizzle sizzle sizzle...* (Huaping, have you secretly learned new human kung fu moves again?)
*Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle...* (Hua Xing, Hua Xing, so you noticed too!)
The silver-gray skeleton* Jiang Ping grabbed some mud and stuffed it into the mouths of his two companions.
(Shut up, you two.)
The three skeletons initially took the surname of the human leader, and the other humans respectfully called them their ancestors.
When they were with the Queen, they only had numbers and no names.
The new names Huaxing, Huazi, and Huaping were given to them after they finished off the Japanese.
Hua Ping arrived earlier this time.
It dragged the other two Huas along to dig tunnels underground.
They weren't told to go out and watch the commotion of others living in cowsheds, the commotion of humans parading through the streets, and the commotion of humans setting up large furnaces to refine gold.
past life.
The three of them are birds of a feather.
Seeing the new look of the human world, the skeleton was restless and, in the Flower Country of the 1960s and 70s, when there were no surveillance cameras, it unearthed itself.
At first, they just tried planting crops for farmers in the middle of the night.
Later, emboldened, he even secretly observed human factories, ostensibly to learn the technology, thinking it might come in handy when he returned to his hometown.
Then they can banish their families to other times and spaces.
All of this is part of the beautiful vision of the three skeletons.
In their repeated attempts to spy on human society, the three skeletons encountered five male protagonists in succession. After a battle of wits and courage between humans and skeletons, they were finally knocked into a deep sleep by the protagonists' aura. When they woke up, they found that they had missed their queen.
You can't go home if you miss the Queen.
The three skeletons collapsed.
The three skeletons left the place of their sorrow, left this planet, and wandered in the universe and the Milky Way. They were swept away by a sudden turbulence, and the original owner lost his skeletal life.
I just don't know if Hua Zi and Hua Xing are dead or not.
The original owner was worried that he wouldn't be able to defeat those five males even if he tried again, so he entrusted the tasker to help their poor skeletons return to their hometown.
Hua Ping glanced at his two companions.
The original owner of this body was such an unlucky guy; it seems that the time-space turbulence in his previous life only killed him.
*Sizzle...* (Hey buddy, Huaping, wait for us.)
Hua Zi and Hua Xing followed Hua Ping as they emerged from the soil.
They were unearthed in an abandoned estate belonging to a large family. There were no surveillance cameras, residents, or security guards. Hua Ping found such a good place and often brought two good colleagues here for vacation.
I'll sleep on this fallen big shot's sofa, roll around on his new bed, and occasionally use the kitchen and shower.
Their underground tunnels are spread throughout China and the world...
Three skeletons said they would never miss such a vacation spot.
It's about "environmental protection" and "resource conservation".
They, as outsiders, understand human slogans very well.
They washed the mud off each other with the garden hose, and Hua Zi, feeling the warm water wash over them, began to sigh again.
*Buzz buzz buzz* (Human technology is developing too fast; I can't keep up with them.)
*Sizzle* (What, do you still want to go back and be a teacher to those big, old bones?)
*Sizzle* (I think it's no problem; those skeletons will definitely be shocked.)
*Sizzle* (You should pray we find the Queen soon.)
Have you learned the grammar of Te and European countries?
As soon as Hua Ping opened his mouth, Hua Zi and Hua Xing immediately fell silent.
God of mankind.
Their colleagues are even more bouncy than the King of Curls in the human world.