Chapter 290 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 4 (The End)
Chapter 290 I am a skeleton, I want to go home 4 (The End)
Hua Sangu held high hopes.
Finally, they "captured" the message of the Queen's arrival.
Tongzi was worried that the alien queen would discover him, so he deliberately hid for a while.
The three skeletons sped through the underground passage to a foreign museum.
Their queen landed in someone else's exhibit coffin in the middle of the night; to be honest, it was really far.
In other words, the skeleton contains abundant energy.
That's enough for them to create and exert their power.
The queen's skeleton gleamed with silver light in the open coffin. Unlike her guards, who could be detected by human technology, whether the queen's skeleton would be discovered depended on the queen's own will.
It may have sensed a signal from the guards.
The Queen's impatience was quite obvious; she probably regretted coming to this little world.
After all, we'll be receiving three burdens soon...
This is what makes the skeleton hard to accept.
Hua Ping followed behind Hua Zi and Hua Xing; their goal was to reach the city where the Queen was before dawn.
Based on their knowledge of the Queen.
The Queen will probably play tricks on humans in the city for a while. The cunning old skeleton was so annoyed by her that he decided to kick her out.
It just went out of bounds.
For reasons unknown, the old man still arranged for personal guards to be assigned to the queen, who was in a foreign land.
Hua Ping thought to himself as he sped forward.
The old skeleton was probably doing it for the sake of its own skeletal reputation...
It's unclear whether the three of them will be able to persuade the Queen to return to her hometown.
If the Queen disagrees... then it can only use props or talismans to send its colleague back home.
Time travel vouchers are a good option.
The Queen's skeleton seemed to sense something again, controlling its head to change its expression. Tong and Rong didn't dare to get close to look, as they had heard that this one had many treasures and was very powerful.
They can be kicked out.
It was purely her own desire to travel; the old man is probably, maybe, possibly a scapegoat.
I guessed why the bodyguards appeared.
The Queen used her spiritual power to soothe the anxious guards in the tunnel.
The three skeletons stopped their unsteady gait.
Hua Zi emitted a humming sound.
Hua Xing let out a skeletal scream.
Hua Ping, Hua Ping made a trembling hissing sound.
Hua Zi objected immediately.
*Sizzle...* (Huaping, are you just playing the victim? You're so annoying!)
*Sizzle sizzle...* (Exactly, Huaping improves by himself every day! He's only interested in showing off!)
Hmm... (The Queen shouldn't be fooled by Hua Ping's tricks... right?)
A radiant queen suddenly appeared.
It swayed its head left and right, raised its hand and emitted a faint glow, examining the three silly skeletons.
The human world, you know.
I wonder if those few idiot skeletons can still manage.
Having "accidentally" entered numerous spacetime rifts, the Queen, with ample experience living in the human world, concluded that there were no other members of her kind...
Its people are still a small minority.
In human terms, what's that thing called again? It's unpopular, right?
Being in a niche circle, even the queen's heart is cold.
Even in the magical world, there are no intelligent and beautiful skeleton armies, let alone skeleton kingdoms and dynasties.
Only undead with very low intelligence...
The queen considered smuggling some undead to her side, but was kicked out by the world's consciousness or the gods.
Being a queen is really hard.
Especially a queen who just wants to stroll around and doesn't want to do any work.
Sometimes, in order to gain a residency permit for more than ten years and take a break, the Queen has to store her skeleton and voluntarily do some work for the world consciousness.
This time, the world consciousness is quite generous.
I didn't find work for myself.
Amen, Buddha, Taoist priest, the Three Pure Ones, and Nuwa above!
...
Hua Ping moved closer to the Queen, trying to increase his presence.
They sent a message asking if the Queen could take them back to her hometown.
Hua Zi listened, his face filled with reluctance.
Ugh.
Are we going back to our hometown?
If the Queen goes back, will she only be able to become a prince?
The Queen’s empty eye sockets tried to radiate kindness, intending to soothe the three silly skeletons.
Unfortunately, the skeletal guards were oblivious to romance.
They dressed themselves up in flamboyant attire, and during the brief moments when the Queen was kind but not speaking, they secretly looked in the mirror and applied makeup.
Don't say it.
The Queen seemed quite satisfied with the arrangement.
See, even their personal guards are quite focused on improving themselves.
Hua Ping followed the crowd.
I painted my face a camouflage base color and also applied mascara to my lower eyelids.
*Sizzle*... (Hua Zi, how's my eyelash application?)
*Sizzle...* (Okay, Huaping, you should put one on the Queen too!)
*Sizzle sizzle...* (The Queen doesn't need that. She's a queen like an eagle; she doesn't need to enhance her charm like we do... Sigh, being a bodyguard is really tough.)
Hua Ping nodded.
*Sizzle*... (Hua Xing is right!! Applause!! Hua Xing, if you're so good at talking, then say more!)
The three skeletons started clapping as if they were talking to themselves.
The Queen stopped shaking her head.
*Sizzle*... (I understand your good intentions, but I have to go on a business trip to another place. Do you want to come with me? Or should I just take you home...)
Sizzle... (Queen! I am your skeleton in life, and your dead skeleton in death! Please take me with you! I can feed pigs, chickens, and sheep! I can also wash dishes, steal things, and role-play!)
Buzz buzz buzz... (And me! I can take pictures with my phone, camera, and smartwatch!)
Sizzle sizzle... (I'm the most human-like person; I can speak foreign languages and cook!)
Hua Ping was being competitive.
What I was really thinking was, "Am I going to end up like a nested doll—a time traveler following the Queen through time..."
It used its mental power to press the emergency button in the system space.
Apply to the Quick Transmigration Bureau to resolve the issue.
Wearing something you like, it's never as comfortable as wearing it yourself! This time, my frame is definitely going to be a no-go.
...
Things could take a different turn.
Hua Ping remained calm and even took his colleagues and superiors on a vacation to his newly discovered horror manor.
It's described as terrifying.
Actually, it's just the atmosphere that's scary.
The Queen tugged at her gothic gown, her bare feet gleaming silver, as she stepped out of the carriage pulled by Hua Zi.
Snakes, insects, rodents, and ants from the edge of the woods greeted them by the roadside.
Terrible.
The snakes, insects, and rodents, lacking any intelligence, couldn't understand how they had ended up in the job of greeting guests.
Why can't we just pluck the bats out of the house and use them?
Those creatures ate so much that they grew big and fat, and when they wore clothes, they looked more like humans than these skeletons...
I really hope these skeletons can take the bat bully away.
...
Before the Queen left.
Hua Ping received a reply from the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
Before it could react, Hua Ping became the original Hua Ping. The skeletal queen seemed to sense something, her eyes fixed on some unknown place, almost blinded by the world consciousness.
*Sizzle* (Fine, I won't watch it then. It's definitely someone with connections, humph.)
in system space.
Tongzi squatted behind Jiang Ping and loudly mocked his host for his excellent luck, always managing to almost bump into various time travelers.
The sapling of the banyan tree originally wanted to remain steady.
But Pingping is smiling.
Let it laugh along.
Xiao Yi was brewing medicine in the space when he noticed his companions grinning foolishly. He brought each of them a bowl of tonic to help them recover.
Jiang Ping: Another day of being "warmed" by my companions.
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