Quick Transmigration: Always Just a Passerby

Chapter 431 The Mischievous Kid 4

The short holiday is over.

Xiao Xiaoping hugged the blanket and wailed for a while before getting up.

Who is this?! They have to act like a child to complete a task! Has he not been to school for centuries?

He hastily dressed himself.

Xiao Xiaoping started running around the room again.

Even after the little backpack was on their backs, the couple in the master bedroom were still dreaming.

then.

A loud school song came from his mouth.

His singing was off-key, but full of energy, and he quickly woke up his parents.

Xiang Die and Xiao Tianquan were on the same bed, pushing and shoving each other.

It's clear that nobody wants to get out of bed.

Finally, Xiao Tianquan was forced to resort to verbal abuse.

Xiang Die is out.

She could only get up with her eyes closed, prepare a bowl and seasonings for her son, and let him take them to school to eat noodles.

what.

The soy sauce bottle is empty.

The chili sauce jar was empty too.

When Xiao Xiaoping left, looking refreshed, his stainless steel lunchbox contained only a little MSG and vinegar...

what?

Picking up and dropping off students at school?

nonexistent.

His parents would rather sleep a little longer than have this time.

Not to mention, it's still early; the clouds in the sky haven't even brightened yet, and the heat hasn't started to rise.

Less than five minutes.

Xiao Xiaoping walked to school with his short legs.

He even ate a large chicken leg halfway through, enjoying the scent of grass and earth in the air.

That's the downside of being a kid; they always want to eat this or that for no reason. They might want a big chicken leg or a meat bun.

"Hiccup~"

Patting his round belly, Xiao Xiaoping ate three more xiaolongbao (soup dumplings) and felt a little full.

Having eaten his fill, Xiao Xiaoping was eager to find something to do.

So he plunged into the alley next to the school.

According to the statistics broadcast.

There's an older boy in this alley, waiting to bump into a classmate who's going through puberty.

damn thing.

Meeting your grandfather is the best thing that ever happened to you!

"Sigh, today is my first day of school, I hope nothing gets killed..."

Tongzi raised an eyebrow.

"Could you please take off your construction helmet before you say that?"

A blush rose to Xiao Xiaoping's face.

"What construction helmet? I found this on the road; I'm taking it to school to give to my teacher..."

The little boy's eyes were covered by his helmet.

With a small banyan tree pulling him along for a run, he had a close encounter with the superhuman, perverted man who was taller than him.

This is probably Xiao Xiaoping's favorite tactic.

If it were someone else, it would be like hitting a bull directly with your head; if it were used by him, of course he would wear a helmet.

This is not a double standard.

This is about hygiene.

After all, a man's crotch isn't what he truly desires.

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One scream after another rang out.

The birds chirping on the schoolyard wall were startled.

Girls who had been hit by this pervert passed by the alleyway entrance. They pretended not to know what had happened, clutched their chests, and hurried away.

The residents of the self-built houses next door were disturbed by the noise.

He pushed open the screen window and yelled angrily, only to find that he had only cursed at the wrong place.

The person who screamed had already covered their genitals and fainted.

This freak who's passed out is still clutching a green construction hat tightly in his hand.

Worried that something might happen to the other party at their doorstep, the resident had no choice but to get up, change his clothes, and go to the school to find school leaders and security guards to handle the situation.

What about the culprit, Xiao Xiaoping?

After hitting the root of his perverted troubles, he climbed over the courtyard wall and entered the school.

If they took your construction hat, so be it.

Anyway, no one can find themselves by looking at the hat.

Tongzi hesitated for a moment, but finally spoke.

"Could you please stop using the original owner's first-year body to climb over the wall? It's really a bit creepy to watch."

Xiao Xiaoping scratched his slightly itchy head and replied.

"I'm not going to climb over the wall; going through the banyan tree path would be even scarier."

"Is the school gate just for decoration...?"

"..."

I refuse to explain things clearly to the talkative leader.

Xiao Xiaoping rushed into the classroom, threw his schoolbag on a chair, and sat down amidst the attention of the other early risers, but did not start copying homework as usual.

"What are you looking at?"

He looked around at the group of little kids in a harsh tone.

Oh my.

The little girl with pigtails in the first row yawned and asked him.

"Have you finished your homework?"

Xiao Xiaoping asked smugly.

"Haven't you finished writing?"

She scratched her back, picked at her fingers, and then rubbed her eyes.

"I've finished writing too..."

Why did you come so early after you finished writing?

"My parents said... people have to learn to endure hardship... start by getting up early."

Xiao Xiaoping understood.

Some people, after becoming parents, always seem to have an innate ability to manipulate their children through psychological manipulation (PUA).

"Are you stupid? You've already suffered through getting up early. If you're sleepy, just lie down on the table and keep sleeping."

The girl with pigtails seemed to understand but not quite, so she turned to ask the chubby boy behind her who was eating spicy snacks.

"really?"

"Hmm, do you eat spicy food?"

Little Fatty generously handed Little Sheep's spicy strips to the pigtails.

A little fragrant.

The girl with pigtails swallowed hard and changed the subject.

"Your parents even buy you spicy snacks..."

Little Fatty looked completely bewildered.

"This is my sister's. I got up early just to get it. I really hope my sister is bad at math and can't count how many bags of spicy strips are missing."

Even if I get a good beating from my sister after I get home from eating.

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Xiao Xiaoping shook his head.

His classmates are a bit too much for him to handle.

Should we continue with this small group plan involving younger brothers and sisters?

A silly, sleepy person who doesn't know how to sleep.

One of them would rather get beaten up than not steal his own spicy snacks.

There was another one who looked completely dazed, remaining dazed even after being glared at by himself.

Oh.

one left.

Sitting in the last row, I was scribbling on my textbook.

The original owner also got up early to do homework.

The problem is that my parents are watching everything I do at home, so I can't concentrate on writing.

That's strange.

understood.

He won't keep an eye on us when we go to other small worlds to take care of the kids.

Install a camera to keep an eye on things.

Closer to home.

Xiao Xiaoping realized that the students in his class had a really diverse range of personalities, so he should do more research before forming his own team.

I wandered aimlessly for an unknown amount of time.

Xiao Xiaoping spent his mornings waiting for the flag-raising ceremony, doing gymnastics, and queuing for noodles in the cafeteria, quickly making it to class time.

The students chatted casually about popular TV dramas and cartoons.

Mainly animated films, such as Iron Man, Chibi Maruko-chan, and The Man Riding a Donkey...

There's never enough time to watch cartoons at home on weekends!

Anyone who doesn't talk about this is just spouting nonsense and bragging about their parents striving to be number one.

No.

Do your parents know how much you brag?

Fortunately, the teachers were used to it and knew the adults in each family, so they didn't take what the elementary school students said seriously.

I just silently wrote it down.

I told the elementary school students' parents after get off work.

Everyone can have some fun together.

While mingling with a group of young, amused children, Xiao Xiaoping appeared to be experiencing frequent urination.

His small figure ran to the toilet again and again, but thankfully it wasn't during class when he needed to pee, so he didn't stand out too much.

Ok.

I also helped a teacher who didn't have any toilet paper by crumpling up three class periods' worth of homework.

I hope the teacher's hemorrhoids won't get chafed.

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