20demayo Chapter 83 I'll talk to you, you son of a bitch!
Chapter 83 I'll talk to you, you son of a bitch!
Chapter 83 I'll Talk to You the Whole Time! (Bonus Chapter for the Alliance Leader with Orange Juice and Coffee! 6000 words!)
The arrival of the Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable was like a meteorite crashing into a calm pond, causing complete uproar at the Luo Tian Grand Altar site.
Tianlong Temple!
Among the seven Taoist temples outside the pass, each with a contemporary Celestial Venerable presiding over it, this is a colossal entity ranking among the top three!
This Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable is known for his fiery temper and fiery nature!
However, no one understood what this Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable meant!
Among the celestial beings, face is of utmost importance.
Every word and action represents the lineage of the sect; how can they be treated as casually as commoners?
In such a public setting, the Celestial Venerable had to carefully consider every word he uttered and could not speak carelessly.
But look at the current state of the Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable—
That extremely vulgar curse completely overturned everyone's imagination of the word "Celestial Venerable"!
Of course, everyone wants to know, what exactly happened?!
How could you have provoked the Heavenly Venerable Crane Patrol to this extent?
Before anyone could react, the figure of Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable had already moved!
He stomped his feet hard on the bluestone ground, took a fierce running start, and soared into the sky!
"Take this, Lao Tzu's Nine Heavens Responding Origin Breaking Illusion Golden Thunder!!!"
A furious shout made everyone's eardrums ring!
Lu Yuan: "?"
Crane True Celestial Venerable: "?"
Everyone present: "??"
Go in—and unleash your ultimate move right away?!
Before he finished speaking, the figure of Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable swooping down from the sky merged into a violent bolt of lightning that suddenly exploded out of nowhere!
He didn't even use any hand seals!
In the heat of rage, the mind becomes the law, and true understanding arises spontaneously!
His right hand was outstretched with five fingers, shaped like a dragon's claw, and dazzling pale golden lightning shot out from the fingertips!
Within that lightning was a supremely yang and powerful energy that could tear apart all things and cleanse impurities, which went straight for the crown of Crane True Celestial Venerable and fiercely grabbed down!
This is the ultimate thunder magic that wields punishment and dispels all falsehoods!
Crane True Celestial Venerable was completely dumbfounded, utterly dumbfounded.
His mind was a complete blank; he couldn't comprehend what was happening before his eyes.
Every single Taoist disciple in the vicinity was petrified on the spot.
Who could have imagined that a Celestial Venerable would resort to such a deadly attack on another Celestial Venerable!
He started by saying "Fuck your mother" and using top-tier lightning magic!
In a moment of haste, Crane True Celestial Venerable's body reacted instinctively.
He gripped the second joint of his middle finger, the "fire point," with his left thumb while his right index finger rapidly drew a semi-circle in front of him.
His inner magical power surged forth like a river bursting its banks, and a "Mystic Light Protective Spell" shimmering with jade-like luster instantly appeared above his head.
A loud bang!
The golden-white lightning claws clashed violently with the jade-green mystical light!
The sound was sharp and piercing, like trying to grind glass with a diamond drill bit, making your teeth ache!
The seemingly indestructible Jade Light couldn't even withstand half a breath against the Breaking Thunder!
Snap!
With a crisp sound, the mysterious light shattered like a mirror struck by a heavy hammer!
The raging aftershocks of the thunder went out of control, transforming into a golden waterfall of lightning that poured down on Crane True Celestial Venerable's head!
At this moment, Lu Yuan finally realized what was happening and cursed inwardly: "Damn it!!"
That old man really didn't hold back at all!
Run! ! !
The moment the golden lightning waterfall struck, Crane True Celestial Venerable let out a painful groan. His Dao crown was pulverized by the violent energy, his hair bun was blown apart, and a few strands of his hair were instantly charred and carbonized, emitting pungent blue smoke.
He stumbled backward seven or eight steps!
Each step left a cracked footprint, about an inch deep, on the hard bluestone slab!
His blood and qi surged violently within him, a metallic sweetness rushed to his throat, and a sickly pallor flashed across his face.
"Crane's Journey!!!"
Crane True Celestial Venerable steadied himself, his hair disheveled and him in a sorry state. He pointed at Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable and roared, "You fucking madman!!"
"What are you trying to do?!"
"When have I ever offended you?!"
At the same time, the Taoist disciples around them swallowed hard, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets.
this----
Is this the power between Celestial Venerables?
They don't even need to use hand gestures or chant spells anymore?
With a single open mouth and a stretched-out hand, lightning strikes?!
At this moment, the Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable was furious, his eyes practically spitting fire.
"Fuck your mother, you Jade Temple bastards!!"
"You stepped on my ancestral tablet!! And you dare say you haven't offended me?!"
Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable roared wildly, pressing his advantage relentlessly and giving his opponent no chance to catch his breath.
He stomped his feet on the ground again, and the bluestone slab beneath his feet shattered into countless fragments. He became a blur and pounced on the enemy once more!
At this moment, everyone around was completely stunned.
ha? ? ?
How come Tianlong Temple is involved here?!
Stepping on the ancestral tablet of the founder of Tianlong Temple?
What does that mean?
Is Lu Yuan from Tianlong Temple?
But the problem is—
Lu Yuan has already completely introduced himself!
It is said to be the True Dragon Temple.
Furthermore, the founder's name was Zhang Jiuting!
As one of the three upper sects, Tianlong Temple's founding patriarch was a renowned figure among Taoist sects outside the Great Wall.
If I remember correctly, his name should be Li Zhengqing!
They have absolutely no connection to Zhang Jiuting!
The young disciples watching couldn't understand it, but Crane True Celestial Venerable only paused for a moment before suddenly realizing the key to it!
An old story resurfaced in my mind.
These secrets are unknown to the younger generation, but this old fellow who has lived for nearly a hundred years knows them!
Crane's Journey is not the entrance to the Tianlong Temple!
He joined Tianlong Temple halfway through his journey after becoming a Celestial Master!
With his extraordinary cultivation, he rose step by step to the position of Abbot, and has now been crowned four times, about to strive for the fifth crown as the Celestial Venerable of this world!
Therefore, He Xun's true lineage is not that of Patriarch Li Zhengqing enshrined in Tianlong Temple!
Instead—it's Zhang Jiuting!
In the blink of an eye, the figure of Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable had once again pressed down above Crane True Celestial Venerable's head.
This time, he rapidly intertwined his fingers, forming a complex, ancient, and majestic hand seal.
Five Thunder Heavenly Seal!
The five fingers of the left hand are respectively positioned according to the five elements: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth!
With his right hand lightly clasped above, he commanded the heavens and ordered ten thousand thunderbolts!
"The Five Elements revolve, a decree from Heaven!"
"Five Directions Thunder Prison, suppress!!"
That attack, delivered without any hand seals or incantations, was already terrifyingly powerful.
This is going all out!
With a loud shout, five-colored, dazzling light suddenly shone from the ground within a radius of ten feet, centered on Crane True Celestial Venerable!
Eastern Azure Wood Divine Thunder!
Southern Crimson Fire Divine Thunder!
Western White Geng Metal Divine Thunder!
Northern Black Ren Water Divine Thunder!
Central Yellow Earth Divine Thunder!
Five thunder dragons of different colors roared as they emerged from the void, head to tail!
In an instant, it formed a high-speed rotating, frantically compressing cage of thunder!
This is no longer just simple killing!
This is suppression! This is prohibition! This is one of the most powerful thunder techniques in Taoism!
At this moment, Crane True Celestial Venerable's pupils suddenly contracted!
This was not only a deadly threat, but also a tremendous insult to Crane True Celestial Venerable!
The dignified Celestial Venerable of the Jade Temple was to be imprisoned in public with thunder and imprisonment, just like a demon!
"Aaaaaah!!"
Crane True Celestial Venerable roared and thrust his arms upwards!
His ten fingers formed hand seals so fast that they left afterimages, and his inner magical power poured out without reservation!
"Jadeite supporting the sky, impervious to all laws!"
"Emerald Heavenly Shield!!"
A hemispherical shield, several times more solid than before, flowing with emerald divine light, and with countless golden celestial runes moving across its surface, tightly protected him within it!
This is the most advanced defensive technique of the Jade Temple.
Boom boom boom boom boom—!!
Five-colored lightning bolts slammed into the Emerald Heavenly Barrier, unleashing a continuous, deafening roar!
Lightning and azure light intertwined, collided, and annihilated in a frenzy!
The stray electric currents that escaped struck the surrounding bluestone ground, creating countless dense, charred pits!
The light shield shook violently, and the golden runes on its surface flickered wildly, as if it would shatter completely at any moment.
Such a shocking sight completely stunned everyone.
In the distance, Song Meiqin and Zhao Qiao'er, who had never witnessed a battle between celestial masters, were already pale with fright and their bodies went limp.
The cigarette in Song Zonghu's hand had fallen to the ground at some point. He stared blankly at his older sister beside him, his eyes filled with three words.
this----
Can you even control this thing yourself?!
"Crane's Journey!!!"
"What exactly do you want?!"
Crane True Celestial Venerable's voice twisted and deformed in the Thunder Prison, carrying a desperate roar.
"Are you going to kill me?!"
"Since things have come to this, I'll compensate you with anything you want!!"
He was inside the Emerald Heavenly Barrier, his beard and hair standing on end, his wide Taoist robe billowing and rustling from the surging magical power.
Under immense pressure, his face turned from red to white, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans seeped from his forehead, sliding down his deeply lined cheeks.
This "Five Directions Thunder Prison" is too domineering.
It wasn't just a simple destructive force; it also carried an unyielding will to break laws and defy conventions, relentlessly eroding his protective aura and crushing his Dao heart.
In contrast, consider the Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable.
It was as if Thor had descended to earth, his beard and hair bristling, his body wreathed in fine golden lightning!
His eyes were fixed on his opponent in the Thunder Prison, and his hands remained in the "Five Thunder Heaven Seal" posture!
The magical power poured into the Thunder Prison like a burst dam from the Milky Way.
Sit down!
The outcome is decided!
One came in fury, its attack like a thunderous storm from the heavens, relentless and relentless, until death.
If one is in the wrong from the start, the defensive posture is like a candle flickering in the wind, struggling to stay afloat and ready to be extinguished at any moment.
No one from any of the Taoist sects present dared to breathe loudly.
They were so shocked by this completely one-sided battle between celestial beings that their very souls trembled.
"You bastard!!!"
The voice of the Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable was more violent than thunder.
"Now you know to beg for mercy?!"
Fuck your mother!
"Last night, when your Jade Temple bullied the younger generation of my lineage, why didn't you think about this day coming to pass!"
"Just now, you dared to brazenly demand an apology from my junior!!!"
With each word spoken by the Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable, the light of the Thunder Prison intensified, causing the jade light shield to creak under the strain.
"Too late!!!"
Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable roared like a thunder god descending to earth, "Who is that bastard Zhao Bing's master?!"
"If a child is raised but not taught, it is the father's fault! If the teaching is not strict, it is the teacher's laziness!"
"His master must be no saint either, to raise such a scoundrel who dares to kick someone else's ancestral tablet!"
"Get him out here!"
"Today, I will cripple his cultivation in front of all the Taoist sects in the world!!!"
Lu Yuan, who had run far away, blinked as he looked at the scene before him.
this----
Lu Yuan felt he had been ruthless enough last night.
It made me feel a little uneasy, and I felt a bit uncomfortable inside.
but----
Seeing this scene before me, and hearing what the Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable said.
Lu Yuan suddenly felt much more relaxed.
Own----
What a great person!
Inside the Thunder Prison, Crane True Celestial Venerable was utterly enraged.
Even a cornered dog will jump over a wall, let alone the master of a temple, the supreme deity of this world!
That's not true!
Throughout the centuries of Taoist tradition outside the Great Wall, which Celestial Venerable has ever suffered such a humiliating disgrace?
So insulting!
That's absolutely insulting!!
First, a junior pointed his finger at him and scolded him, and then an elder pointed his finger at him and scolded him too!
Not content with just verbal abuse, they used this extremely humiliating thunderbolt technique to lock him here like a prisoner.
But this isn't the end of it.
He Hexun actually wanted to cripple his disciple's cultivation in front of so many people, in front of himself, the current Celestial Venerable and Abbot of the Jade Temple!
Whether it is today or not, the reputation of his Jade Temple is ruined.
He Hezhen will become the most ridiculous "Celestial Venerable" outside the Great Wall, and will be talked about for decades or even centuries to come.
None of those who can become Celestial Venerables are cowards.
Even though there are many twists and turns, at the very least, all the Taoist sects outside the pass have a bottom line.
The "Celestial Venerable" must not collapse!
"Fuck your grandma!!"
He Hezhen also has a temper, backbone, and dignity!
"You old scoundrel, Crane Patrol, I know my cultivation is inferior to yours!"
"But if you've got the guts, then kill me!!"
"You think you can cripple my disciple's cultivation in front of me? You're fucking dreaming!!"
"I'll fight you to the death!!"
Crane True Celestial Venerable let out a trapped beast-like roar, his eyes bloodshot, as he desperately tried to reverse his magical power.
Even if it means damaging my foundation, I must shake off this damned Thunder Prison and fight Crane Patrol to the death!
At this critical moment, a voice cried out, "May the Heavenly Venerable grant boundless blessings!"
A clear and peaceful voice, seemingly carrying a strange rhythm, rang out without warning.
The raging thunder and roars clearly reached everyone's ears.
The sound wasn't loud, but it instantly calmed the restless energy in the air.
Even the ever-compressing "Five Directions Thunder Prison" seemed to pause slightly.
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.
A figure suddenly appeared at the edge of the Thunder Prison and the Gang Shield.
The newcomer had a thin face, three long strands of beard flowing down his chest, wore a crown adorned with the sun, moon, and stars, and a unique black and white Taoist robe.
The left breast of the Taoist robe was embroidered with a crescent moon in silver thread.
On the right chest, a blazing sun is embroidered in gold thread.
The sun and moon merge, and the Daoist principles flow endlessly.
He stood with his hands behind his back, his expression serene, his gaze gentle as he looked at the two men locked in a tense standoff.
He is none other than the abbot of the Sun and Moon Temple, one of the three gates outside the pass, the Heavenly Venerable Crane!
"Brother Crane Patrol, please calm your wrath."
He Ming's voice was gentle and refined, yet carried an undeniable weight.
"Brother Hezhen, please be patient."
Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable frowned and slowed his attack slightly, but the "Five Thunder Heaven Seal" remained in place, and the five-colored thunder prison continued to roar and spin.
He stared at He Ming and said in a gruff voice, "Get lost!!"
"What does this have to do with your Sun and Moon Temple?!"
Crane True Celestial Venerable, as if grasping at a straw, cried out urgently, "Junior Brother Crane Ming! You saw it too!"
"He Xun is arrogant and unreasonable, showing no regard for the Heavenly Venerable's dignity, and actually intends to commit violence in this sacred place of the Luo Tian Grand Ritual!"
"I implore you, junior brother, to uphold justice!"
He Ming shook his head slightly, his gaze sweeping over the disheveled He Zhen, and then looking at the furious He Xun.
Finally, he glanced at Lu Yuan, whose expression was cold and aloof in the distance, and sighed softly.
"Both of you are Daoist masters, and contemporary Heavenly Venerables."
"To engage in such a brawl in a place that attracts the attention of all Taoist sects is utterly disgraceful!"
His tone remained calm, yet carried a hint of reproach.
"Public opinion will judge right and wrong."
"If we allow anger to consume reason, it will not only be of no use, but will also cause greater disaster and damage the reputation of my entire Daoist sect outside the Great Wall."
He took a step forward, his body emanating no power, but merely held his hands in a gesture of respect in front of him.
The left hand forms the "Sun Wheel Mudra," and the right hand forms the "Moonlight Mudra."
Two distinct yet harmoniously integrated gentle auras, one yin and one yang, quietly emanated from his body.
"The sun and moon revolve, and yin and yang are in harmony."
"The sun and moon shine together, calming the storm."
As he softly chanted, a warm, golden light, like the rising sun, shone from the tip of his left finger, while a cool, silvery glow, like the bright moon, emanated from the tip of his right finger.
The interplay of gold and silver light transformed into a halo shaped like a yin-yang symbol, half gold and half silver.
The halo gently, yet irresistibly, cut between the raging "Five Directions Thunder Prison" and the resilient "Emerald Heavenly Shield".
There was no earth-shattering collision.
The gold and silver halos seemed to carry a strange "harmonizing" power.
Wherever it passed, the violent lightning became docile, and the taut protective barrier slowly relaxed.
The aura expanded rapidly, like a gentle barrier, forcefully separating the magical energy fields of the two Celestial Venerables that were about to erupt completely.
Crane-Patrolling Celestial Venerable frowned deeply.
He felt as if his lightning magic had sunk into a pliable swamp; although it hadn't been broken, its consumption had suddenly increased several times over.
The pressure on He Zhen Tianzun suddenly eased, and he took the opportunity to quickly adjust his breathing, his eyes filled with gratitude as he looked at He Ming.
"Heming! Are you really going to interfere?!"
Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable roared, and lightning surged around his body once more, attempting to forcefully break through the obstruction of the golden and silver light rings.
He Ming's expression remained unchanged, his hand seals as steady as a rock, and his tone was sincere yet extremely firm: "Brother He Xun, it is not that I am biased towards anyone."
"This matter involves a wide range of issues and is no longer a simple personal grudge."
"The disciples of Biyu Temple have made a grave mistake by insulting the patriarch of your noble lineage, and their capture of the newly ascended immortals is even more suspicious."
"However, it is also a fact that young friend Lu Yuan killed a disciple of the Jade Temple in the street."
"How can these matters be settled solely by force?"
He turned his gaze to the Daoist disciples outside the arena, who were silent as cicadas in fear, and his voice was clear and resounding in all directions: "Today is the day of the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony, and fellow Daoists from all over the world have gathered here."
"Why not use this altar to publicly reveal the truth and right and wrong, so that all Taoist sects in the world can discuss and judge it together?"
"In this way, we can both quell the conflict and distinguish right from wrong. Isn't this far better than the two Heavenly Venerables fighting here, only causing pain to our loved ones and joy to our enemies?"
Upon hearing He Ming's words, the extremely tense atmosphere finally began to subtly ease.
Many of the elders watching from the sidelines nodded in agreement.
The intervention of the Heavenly Venerable of the Sun and Moon Crane Observation Hall was reasonable and provided both sides with a way out.
Continuing the fight would be a humiliating defeat for the Jade Temple.
Tianlong Temple will inevitably be accused of "bullying the weak and disregarding the overall situation".
Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable stared intently at Crane True behind the golden and silver halo.
She glanced again at He Ming, whose expression was calm but whose gaze was firm.
At this moment, Lu Yuan, who was in the distance, immediately looked at Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable and said, "Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable, why not stop here? This junior only wants to find my fellow immortal!"
Lu Yuan was neither weak nor did he surrender first!
However, now anyone who isn't a fool can easily see the clues.
After the appearance of Crane Heaven Venerable, it was no longer realistic or possible to cripple Ling Chen's cultivation.
As a junior, I naturally had to quickly give Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable a way out.
Moreover, Lu Yuan's ultimate purpose in coming here was indeed for the braised chicken.
It wasn't for any reason that Ling Chen Daoist's cultivation was crippled.
At this moment, He Xun gritted his teeth, knowing that with He Ming around, he couldn't handle this matter on his own.
Finally, he let out a heavy, cold snort.
The blinding lightning surrounding him slowly subsided, and the hands that had been maintaining the "Five Directions Thunder Prison" gradually loosened their hand seals.
"You motherfucker, can't you speak properly?"
"You're always nitpicking over words, all high and mighty!"
"It would make it seem like you've studied for two more years!"
Although Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable withdrew his thunder magic, he didn't stop talking.
Crane Heavenly Venerable: "————"
Lu Yuan clearly saw the Crane Heaven Venerable's chest heave rapidly a few times.
Then, as if nothing had happened, Crane Heavenly Venerable looked at Crane Patrol Heavenly Venerable with a smile and said, "In that case, let's all sit down and have a good talk."
The next second, Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable: "Talk your mother's talk!"
"Did I fucking say I wanted to talk to you guys?"
Lu Yuan: "???"
Everyone: "???"
The next second, Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable turned his head and looked at Lu Yuan in the distance, waving his hand and saying, "Boy, come here!"
Lu Yuan: "???"
At this moment, Lu Yuan looked puzzled. Although he didn't understand what kind of trouble the Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable was up to, he still obediently went over.
At this moment, Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable turned his head to look at Crane Ming and Crane Zhen, the two Celestial Venerables in front of him, with a sinister smile on his face.
"You two teaming up is awesome!"
"I'm no match for you all by myself today, I admit defeat!"
"But I won't say much, just one sentence!"
Then, Crane Patrol Celestial Venerable pointed at Lu Yuan, who was walking over.
"This kid's master's Daoist name is He Yin!"
"You're not familiar with this Taoist name, are you?"
"Let me tell you about someone you all know, his real name is Li Xiuye!"
"Heming, don't you like to play the peacemaker and be a good guy here?!"
"OK!"
"I will immediately send someone to inform Zhenlong Temple and tell Li Xiuye everything that happened today."
Crane Celestial Venerable's smile grew even colder as he spoke, word by word: "He Ming, you've really made something of yourself. Have you really forgotten how Li Xiuye used you as a jump rope back then!"
"If you're so great, then repeat those 'fair words' you just spoke to Li Xiuye in front of him!"
"You'd better have a good talk with Li Xiuye and tell him how his apprentice was bullied yesterday!"
"Tell me how his ancestral tablet was kicked!"
"Aww!"
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