Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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When the light fades—

"Holy crap! Zhang Chu, you're really awesome!!"

The three Hilichurls swore in unison.

Standing before the crowd was a silver-white werewolf-shaped mechanical body about two meters tall.

The streamlined armor covered precise muscle lines, and beneath the wolf-ear helmet was a single, coldly glowing visual sensor.

The electromagnetic cannon on his back folded into a wing shape, and the hilt of the greatsword at his waist was engraved with the inscription "Sirius Judgment".

The most amazing thing was the mechanical wolf tail, which was now swaying gracefully from side to side, with wisps of electricity crackling at its tip.

Paimon's mouth gaped open in an "O" shape: "This, this is simply..."

She suddenly flew to Ying'er's ear and whispered, "Traveler, your face is so red!"

Ying suddenly covered her burning cheeks—this werewolf, with its technological beauty, perfectly matched her definition of "cool".

Especially when the Wolf King knelt on one knee and said "Master" in a magnetic voice with an electronic mix, she felt her heart pounding as if it were about to explode.

“Von Lekahn… no!”

Er Kang's mask sprayed water wildly.

"This looks just like that werewolf butler next door! He's just missing a suit..."

Zhang Chu's mechanical eyes gleamed with pride: "I referenced designs from multiple worlds."

He pressed the demo button on the remote control.

Look at this—

The wolf king suddenly did a backflip, and his mechanical claws drew a giant sword, drawing a perfect cross slash in the air.

Upon landing, its tail sweeps horizontally, and its electromagnetic cannon extends to its shoulder, automatically deploying to lock onto a distant target and firing.

The entire set of movements was fluid and graceful, even more agile than a real person.

Lisa's spellbook fell to the ground: "This has already reached the level of a demon god..."

Kaiya had already pulled out her camera and was snapping away: "The toys from Winter's End are so lame..."

The ensemble leader, rubbing her forehead, slowly squatted down: "I need some peace and quiet..."

Just then, the Wolf King's ears twitched, and he looked in the direction beside them: "High energy reaction detected... suspected abnormal gathering of wind element..."

Following its gaze, everyone saw a green figure that had appeared somewhere nearby.

Wendy, clutching the bottle, stared in disbelief, not even noticing the wine had spilled.

Wendy raised her hand hesitantly.

"I'm just a passing bard..."

Everyone: "..."

Chapter 34 Wind Demon Beast

"By the way, Qin, why did you bring so many people?"

Ying's gaze swept over the hundreds of Favonius Knights behind Jeanne—this was almost all of Mondstadt's defensive forces.

The cavalry, scouts, and even the logistics personnel were all fully armed, and tension was written all over their faces.

"Oh right, I almost forgot about that!"

Qin slapped her forehead suddenly, her fingers trembling as she pointed to the sky.

"Look at the sky!"

Ying and Paimon looked up in confusion, and the next second—

Their screams overlapped.

A hideous crack appeared in the once azure sky, spreading out like a shattered mirror.

A strange, purplish-black energy seeped from the crack, staining the surrounding clouds with an ominous color.

Ying suddenly remembered the test cannon that the four of them accidentally fired when assembling the Wolf King—it seemed they had fired it into the sky...

good very good……

Firefly mechanically turned its head, its deathly gaze fixed on the four Hilichurls.

The four of them immediately looked away. Qingyu whistled off-key, Erkang pretended to study his folding stool, Zhang Chu's mechanical arm suddenly started wiping a glass, and Gu Qian looked up and started counting non-existent stars.

The wolf king thoughtfully handed him a glass of ice water.

Ying took the cup and drank it all in one gulp, and then—

"Can't you four stop causing so much trouble?!"

Her roar shook the leaves of the surrounding trees, causing them to fall in a rustling sound.

"How many times has this happened?! This time it's even worse! It actually cracked the sky!!!"

Paimon, terrified, hid inside Jean's cloak: "Travelers are scary..."

"You've caused this mess, you'd better clean it up right now!"

Ying's hand, pointing to the sky, was trembling.

The cracks are expanding at a visible speed, and a strange hissing sound can be faintly heard coming from inside.

"This is a fake sky..."

Wolf King's electronic voice suddenly became deep, and it switched back to its twenty-meter-tall mecha form, with its thrusters spewing out blue-green flames.

"Try to repair program startup."

The enormous mechanical body rose into the air, and the sophisticated mechanical arms extending from its shoulders released element-stabilizing beams of light.

The instant the beam of light touched the crack—

"Alarm! Alarm!"

The wolf king's warning system suddenly shrieked.

"High-energy reaction detected!"

The sky shook violently, and cracks shattered like broken glass.

The terrifying shockwave sent the Wolf King flying hundreds of meters away, and the mech tumbled several times in the air before regaining its footing.

"What's wrong?!"

Everyone looked up at the sky in horror.

Behind the shattered sky, a gigantic claw that blotted out the sun emerged.

When the colossal creature fully revealed itself, everyone below was enveloped in its shadow.

The fifty-meter-tall bird-shaped monster spread its wings, and each flap of its wings unleashed a devastating hurricane.

"The Wind Demon King Beast, Magbbasa..."

Zhang Chu said solemnly.

"How did this thing get here? Could it be that our attempt to test the wolf king lured it here..."

"Damn it! The wolf king is no match for him!"

Qingyu quickly pulled out an RPG, then, after thinking for a moment, pulled out a Dongfeng Express.

"This thing needs at least Ultraman to do it!"

As if responding to his call, the wolf king suddenly switched to battle form.

The final stage behind it was fully deployed, the plasma cannon began charging, and a powerful mechanical voice announced: "Activate the final defense protocol—Sirius System!"

Throughout Mondstadt, all the wind elemental forces suddenly began to run rampant.

Wendy's bottle shattered with a "crack," and the poet, unusually serious, said, "Gentlemen, this is not the time for jokes..."

Mogbasa let out a deafening shriek, his eyes locking onto the crowd on the ground.

It opened its massive beak, and devastating wind pressure began to gather within its mouth...

The Returning Machine array on the Wolf King's shoulder fired simultaneously, dozens of golden streaks of light piercing the sky and pouring down on Magbasa like a torrential rain.

However, those arrows, which were powerful enough to pierce the armor of the ruins guards, only sparked a few flecks when they struck the Demon Beast's feathers, leaving not even a scratch.

The Wolf King's electronic voice calmly rang out: "Switch to plasma cannon, maximum output."

The plasma cannon on its back suddenly moved to the wolf king's shoulder.

As the notification sound indicated that the energy storage was complete, a beam of azure light, over five meters in diameter, shot out and struck precisely the throat of Magbasa, where he was gathering wind pressure.

"boom--!"

The shockwave from the explosion dispersed all the clouds within a radius of 100 meters.

Mogbasa's charge was interrupted, and he let out a painful roar.

Its crimson eyes instantly locked onto the wolf king, its hatred level instantly reaching its maximum.

"Roar!!"

With a deafening shriek, Mogbasa flapped his wings, and his massive fifty-meter body charged toward the Wolf King at an incredible speed.

The sharp beak slammed down like a warhammer, tearing the air apart with a sharp, explosive sound.

"Clang!"

The Wolf King instantly drew his "Sky Wolf Judgment" greatsword from his waist to parry, and sparks flew like fireworks as the metal collided.

But Mogbasa's strength far exceeded expectations. With a bulge of its neck muscles, it flicked its head and knocked the greatsword away from the wolf king's hand.

Then, with a sweep of its wings, the twenty-meter-tall mecha was sent flying hundreds of meters like a toy, crashing heavily onto the cliff of Fengqidi, shaking down countless rocks.

"Warning! 17% damage to the right arm joint..."

The wolf king's alarm echoed through the valley.

It tactically rolled away to evade Mogbasa's pursuit, and the ground where it had been standing was pounded into a deep pit ten meters in diameter by its claws.