Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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"Is he dead? Go check on him."

Little Blue encouraged Little Yellow.

"I'll go, I'll go!"

Holding a long stick that appeared out of nowhere, Xiao Huang cautiously approached the pile of rubble and poked Er Kang, who had turned into a human-shaped charcoal and was still smoking, with the stick.

The moment the stick touched Er Kang—

"You think I'm easy to bully?!"

Erkang suddenly sprang up! With a fierce sweeping leg kick, he sent Xiao Huang flying!

"Pfft—!"

Little Yellow screamed as it arced through the air.

Er Kang stood up, dusted himself off, and a ferocious smile appeared on his face. He pulled out an Uzi submachine gun from somewhere and pointed it at the dumbfounded teacher and Xiao Lan.

"Next... it's your turn..."

His voice was like that from hell.

"Ah—! Run! The savage has gone mad!"

The teacher and Xiao Lan let out a piercing scream and scrambled out of the classroom.

"Stop right there! I'll beat you cowards to a pulp!!"

Er Kang roared and chased after him with his submachine gun, bullets spraying out like a torrent!

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The corridor outside the classroom

Director Wang stood with his hands behind his back, surveying the corridor with an air of authority.

Suddenly, he stopped and frowned.

Why do I have this feeling... there's going to be some bloodshed today?

He muttered to himself.

As soon as the words fell——

"Pfft-!"

Like a cannonball, Xiao Huang crashed headfirst into the back of Director Wang's head! The two immediately rolled into a heap!

After a moment of chaos, Xiao Huang and Director Wang, clutching their swollen foreheads, stood up, still feeling dizzy.

"What's wrong with you again!"

When Director Wang saw that it was Xiao Huang, he roared in anger, almost spitting all over Xiao Huang's face.

"There are savages! Very fierce savages!"

Xiao Huang pointed in the direction of the classroom in a panic.

"What savage! I think you're the savage! You're crazy all the time!"

Director Wang didn't believe it at all and continued to roar, completely unaware that the teacher and Xiao Lan were running past him in a frenzy, howling.

Seeing this, Xiao Huang didn't bother to explain and quickly ran after them.

"Hey! I haven't finished speaking yet! You..."

Director Wang hadn't finished speaking—

"Pfft—!!!"

Er Kang charged over like a heavy tank, knocking Director Wang flying!

Director Wang spun three and a half times in the air, then "splat"ed against the wall in the distance, and slowly slid down...

"Stop right there! Weren't you having a good time just now?! I'll kill you all!!"

Er Kang's roar, the teacher's screams, Xiao Lan's cries, and the "rat-a-tat-tat" of a submachine gun created a chaotic symphony in the corridor.

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Tiwat, Nata

Zhang Chu, holding the phone that was still "live-streaming" the chaotic battle, along with Qing Yu, who had just gotten up and still had a fist mark on his face, and Marani, whose face was pale with fright, stared dumbfounded at the cross-dimensional chase scene on the screen.

Zhang Chu squeezed out a single word through gritted teeth, precisely expressing all his feelings at that moment:

This single word encapsulates a complex mix of emotions: shock, speechlessness, absurdity, and a hint of "as expected of Er Kang."

Maranie's finger trembled as she pointed at the phone screen: "He...they...Mr. Erkang...can he come back?"

Qingyu rubbed his cheek, which was still throbbing slightly, and said with lingering fear, "I guess we'll have to wait until he turns things upside down over there, or... be forcibly kicked out by the 'rules' of that world, right?"

It seems that Erkang's "other-dimensional journey" is not going to end anytime soon.

All that's left for the people in the real world is a magical phone that's playing a live video of "Hicmur Ranger vs. Emergency Brothers," and a head full of question marks and exclamation points...

Chapter 156 Wolf King: "We can't beat them! We simply can't beat them!"

"Everyone—! Great news! Incredibly great news—!"

Marani came running over like a cheerful harbinger of good news, her face flushed with excitement. Even before she arrived, her energetic voice had already filled the entire temporary camp.

The four-person group and Ying, who were having a "Deep Abyss Mage-style barbecue" in the open space in the center of the camp, simultaneously stopped what they were doing. The so-called "barbecue" was quite a peculiar sight:

Zhang Chu was using lightning elemental power to "electro-cur" a string of objects resembling Abyss Mages; Gu Qian was in charge of controlling the heat with his giant hand; Qing Yu was holding a thick wooden stick with an Abyss Mage, whose face was bruised and swollen and whose eyes were rolling back, tied to it, and was rotating it at a steady speed above the fire; while Er Kang was pointing and shouting, "This side is burnt! That side isn't cooked yet!"

"understood!"

Ying responded loudly, casually tossing the sizzling, oily "Abyss Mage Meatballs" she was holding into the fire, and breathed a sigh of relief—at least she didn't have to taste these things anymore.

Hearing Marani's shout, Qingyu reacted quickly. He flicked his wrist, which was holding the wooden stick, and released a burst of skillful force, shouting, "Inch Force - Heavenly Spirit Opening!"

With a muffled thud, the abyss mage on the wooden stick, who was already dizzy from being spun around, rolled his eyes back and completely lost consciousness.

As if dealing with trash, Qingyu casually hurled the wooden stick binding the Abyss Mage into the air like a javelin!

The unconscious abyss mage flew towards the azure sky in a graceful parabola.

Er Kang, who was already prepared, grinned, took two steps to run up, leaped into the air, and used his waist and abdomen to deliver a beautiful volley!

"Let's go-!"

“Swoosh—bang!”

The unfortunate abyss mage instantly turned into a small black dot in the sky, eventually disappearing into the clouds, becoming the "brightest" temporary celestial body in the Nata sky today (even though it was daytime).

"All done! Calling the day! Time to head to the celebration party!"

Er Kang landed, clapped his hands, as if he had only kicked a ball away.

Meanwhile, inside the magnificent Olympic Stadium.

The God of Fire, Mavica, looked up at the elegant, silver-white behemoth that hovered in the sky—Galatron—and a heartfelt gratitude and a relaxed smile appeared on her face.

"Galatron, you've really worked hard this time."

Galactron's red core gem flickered slightly, as if in polite response. It had served as a silent and reliable guardian during the previous Nightwatch Wars.

When the team involved in the operation encountered an unexpected onslaught of abyssal monsters, the core combat logic within Galactron quickly made a judgment: "With an enemy attack of this scale, the survival probability of the protected target is less than 10%. Execute the most efficient elimination protocol."

And so, to the astonishment of the Nata warriors, it simply raised its arm gracefully, its core light gathering, and then…

A massive white beam of light swept across, instantly vaporizing the dense army of demons, leaving not a trace behind.

It can be described as the most "efficient" guard operation in history.

Soon, the stadium, which could hold tens of thousands of people, was packed with people who had come after hearing the news. The atmosphere was as lively as a volcano about to erupt.

When Katzina, Chaska, Ianshan, and the other two warriors who participated in the Night Watchers' War walked into the center of the arena in high spirits and unharmed, the entire arena erupted in a thunderous roar of cheers and shouts!

"Kazina! Well done!"

"Chaska! You are our pride!"

"Ian Shane! Invincible!"

"Children of Echoes! Crowds of Flowing Springs! Men of Suspended Wood! Society of Flower Feathers! Lord of Smoke and Bewilderment! Land of Fertile Lands! Long live Nata!"

Colorful confetti and flower petals rained down from the sky, people waved tribal flags and beat war drums with all their might, and the entire arena seemed to vibrate in the sound waves.

Children rode on their fathers' shoulders, excitedly pointing at the heroes in the arena; the elderly wiped away tears of emotion, marveling at the growth of Nata's new generation.

Mavica stood on the high platform, looking down at the group of young warriors who had returned in glory, and at the reliable mechanical guardian in the sky, her face beaming with pride and satisfaction.

She knew that this successful night patrol not only eliminated the threat from the abyss, but also greatly boosted the morale of the entire Nata!

The Knights of Honor, who had just arrived at the entrance to the arena, were also infected by the enthusiastic atmosphere as they looked at the jubilant crowd.

Wow! It's so lively!

Paimon flew around excitedly.

"It seems that a victory celebration banquet is definitely in order tonight."

Ying concluded with a smile.

Qingyu stroked his chin: "I wonder if there will be any decent barbecue at the celebration banquet..."

Zhang Chu: "Are you the one who's abnormal?! Why do you have to say something like Abyss Mages seem quite delicious?!"

Erkang, meanwhile, was already looking around for Kachina, muttering to himself, "Hehe, my little Kachina has really done a great job this time!"

Then Gu Qian, who was standing next to him, stuffed his mouth with a huge beast leg.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Capitano looked up at the towering Galactron, his breath trembling slightly. He turned to the wolf king beside him and asked in a low voice, "Can you defeat it?"

The Wolf King stared intently at Galactron and said without hesitation, "We can't beat him."

It flicked its tail, its eyes full of helplessness, and emphasized again: "I really can't beat this one. I'm a Gundam, not Ultraman."

Capitano remained silent for a moment, then shook his head helplessly.

"It seems Nata is safe."