A list of enviable best friends, including Chief Superintendent Bald Qiang.

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"Look, it really works! They managed to take out so many big, red apples and so many bright yellow bananas from that tiny hat."

"Bravo."

Looking up at the sky, Fujiwara Chika's expression was filled with pure surprise and admiration. She felt as if she were witnessing the birth of a true, great magician.

"...No, Secretary Fujiwara."

That's not 'magic'.

"That's 'super technology' that's even more outrageous than magic, something we can't understand at all."

Miyuki Shirogane revealed a unique expression of shock and slight frustration that comes with being a top student when faced with a higher-dimensional 'science' that completely surpasses his own knowledge system.

Then he continued, chopping down his own tree.

[And Xiong Er, after obtaining that magical magician's hat...]

[He immediately became excited, wanting to conjure up all sorts of his favorite foods from inside so he could have a good, hearty meal.]

But no matter how hard he tried, he could only get out from inside the magician's hat.

They pulled out all sorts of cold, hard weapons, such as hammers, wrenches, and even toilet pegs.

He could never produce even a single piece of food.

This result infuriated him.

[He watched as he pulled a heavy iron hammer from that wretched magician's hat.]

In anger, he threw the hammer far away.

[And this hammer, just right, struck Bald Qiang on the head, who was intently chopping down a tree not far away.]

Enraged, Baldy Qiang grabbed a chainsaw and ran towards the scene, determined to find the "murderer" who dared to smash him with a hammer.

[And Xiong Er, after throwing that hammer.]

He grew increasingly angry, and with a forceful kick, he gave the disobedient magician's hat a good thud.

And then, looking at it sadly, she cried and said, "You lousy hat, I don't want any broken hammer, I just want to eat some honey, some apples, some pineapples, and some watermelon!"

To everyone's surprise, the very moment he finished speaking, the very food he had just mentioned actually appeared inside that magical hat.

He was overjoyed and began to act on the hat, truly making his words come true.

[After each of his words fell.]

[From inside that magical hat, any delicious food he desired would immediately appear.]

[Bear Two, using this magic hat, obtained a large amount of the food he had always dreamed of.]

The world of Under One Person

“…Fuck.”

"'Words become law'?"

“That…that seemingly ordinary tattered hat…”

"It was actually transformed by that Bald Qiang into a real 'wishing machine' that we've only ever heard of in myths and legends?"

"Whatever you want, you can have?"

"This...this is fucking not 'cutting-edge technology' anymore, is it?"

"This is truly 'immortal magic'!"

"It's even more unreasonable than... compared to those so-called top-tier 'magical artifacts' in our company, by a factor of ten thousand."

Looking at Xiong Er on the sky, who was frantically making a wish over a hat, Zhang Chulan revealed an expression filled with extreme shock and a hint of... insane greed.

"……wrong."

That is not true 'words become law'.

"The things that hat can 'transmit' should still be limited in scope and category."

"For example, it can only teleport some common, non-living 'food' or 'tools'."

"but……"

Wang Ye's face was also filled with an unprecedented solemnity.

"Even so, this technology, which can accurately recognize the user's 'voice commands' and instantly transcend spatial limitations to transmit the user's desired or specified information..."

"It has completely and utterly surpassed all our understanding of this world."

"That Bald Qiang..."

"Just who is he?"

...

The world of Happy Heroes

"Wow--"

"Mr. Bald Qiang's inventive ability is as terrifying as ever, completely illogical."

"He just casually took a cheap, worn-out hat that he bought from a TV shopping channel and modified it a bit."

"Let it possess this godlike ability—the ability to 'make your wishes come true,' which is completely incomprehensible even to the top scientists on our Star Planet?"

"so amazing."

"It's really awesome!"

Happy Superman looked up at the sky, revealing an expression full of extreme admiration.

...

The World of Five Spirits Piggy Hero

"……I see."

"I understand completely now."

"That hat is able to make 'words become law' because..."

"It must be because Mr. Bald Qiang installed a tiny 'super teleportation device' inside it that we can't even imagine, a device that can connect to four-dimensional space."

"And he also combined this device with an 'artificial intelligence' that is highly intelligent and can accurately recognize voice commands in a way that we cannot understand."

Inside the research institute, the confused teacher looked at the omnipotent magic hat on the sky and revealed an expression filled with extreme shock and a hint of... insane jealousy.

"How...how on earth was this done?"

"Mr. Bald Qiang... he is really, really amazing."

In the eyes of the confused teacher, an unprecedented, blazing flame, called "the pursuit of knowledge" and "pilgrimage," was ignited.

"but……"

"Such a powerful, truly divine invention."

"He just casually gave it to that silly bear who only knows how to eat?"

"Really..."

"What a pity."

"What a pity."

He revealed an expression filled with heartache and a sense of "wasting such a precious resource."

[Baldy Qiang, who was hiding behind the tree, regretted his actions after witnessing this scene.]

He immediately thought of getting the magician's hat back and then conjuring up countless amounts of money from it.

[In this way, he could realize his grand dream of becoming rich overnight.]

He immediately stepped forward and demanded the magician's hat from Xiong Er, but Xiong Er, caught up in the excitement, was unwilling to give it up.

[When Bald Qiang saw that his "treasure" had been taken by Xiong Er, he was furious.]

He charged at him, chainsaw in hand, yelling, "You stinking bear! Give me back my magician's hat!"

But Xiong Er remained completely calm.

He simply reached his hand inside the magical magician's hat.

Then, he pulled out a super chainsaw, even larger than Bald Qiang himself, that was buzzing loudly.

[Bald Qiang was so frightened that he immediately turned and ran.]

[A moment later.]

Unwilling to give up, Bald Qiang grabbed his hunting rifle and ran over once more.

"You stinky bear. Take this!"

[Bald Qiang was running while firing his gun.]

[And Xiong Er, once again, pulled out a massive, military-grade rocket launcher from his magical hat and easily hoisted it onto his back.]

【"Bang."】

A massive rocket roared out, blasting the charging Bald Qiang far away.

Bald Qiang's entire body was blasted black.

The World of "Mr. Amazing China"

"Fuck me..."

"This...this is fucking..."

"This tattered, dark hat is just too outrageous."

"The fact that he could conjure up so much delicious food out of thin air with his words was already outrageous enough."

"Now they can even casually pull out super chainsaws bigger than a person, and those military-grade rocket launchers that you only see in the military, from that little hat?"

Looking at the sky, Wang Xiaoer revealed an expression filled with extreme shock and insane greed.

"This...this thing is even more unreasonable than those legendary, omnipotent 'ancient artifacts' in our Seven Kill Orders of Gods and Demons."

"...It's too dangerous."

"It's just too dangerous."

Li Xue, standing to the side, also wore an expression that was characteristic of a law enforcer facing a bug-like existence capable of easily overturning the existing world order—an expression filled with solemnity and lingering fear.

"A portable 'mobile arms factory' that can disregard any physical rules and the law of conservation of energy, creating any weapon you want out of thin air..."

"If this label falls into the hands of those truly malicious and vicious terrorists..."

"The ultimate consequences would be unimaginable."

The 97th magic hat can even pull out a road roller, instantly restoring Bald Qiang from being crushed into a paper doll! That's true immortality!

...

The world of Yosuga no Sora

"……this……"

"This is completely beyond my comprehension..."

"Before, it could take out all kinds of fruits and food from that hat at will. That was magical, but at least it was still within the realm of 'magic' that we could understand."

"I thought that was the limit of what it could do."

"did not expect……"

"I never imagined that it could so easily produce rocket launchers, such terrifying and deadly weapons that only exist in brutal warfare?"

Kasugano Yu looked at the adorable Xiong Er carrying a giant rocket launcher on the sky and revealed an expression full of disbelief and shock.

"...How terrifying..."

"That hat was horrible."

Kasugano Sora, standing to the side, also wore an expression filled with deep fear of this omnipotent, almost godlike power.

"It...it seems real, it can take out anything."