Chapter 156 The author got scolded by Deadpool, so sad...
Chapter 156 The author got scolded by Deadpool, so sad...
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"This is my story. To be honest, I really wanted to join the Thunderbolts. You know, I even wanted to join the X-Men, but they didn't want me!"
Later, I even went to the Avengers to apply for a job, but I didn't expect that the awful director would not let me pass, the reason being that I was too ugly.
Honestly, can you blame me?
You know, I used to be incredibly handsome, but unfortunately I took on a new role, so I had no choice but to take this route.
Although I also gained the ability to be invincible forever, I don't necessarily have to accept it if it means selling out my good looks.
"Hehehe, Superman Kid, why are you leaving? Shouldn't we let me join?"
Icarus stormed out the door, turning back to give Yelena, who was sitting on the platform, a meaningful look as he left.
With just a single command, she was determined to tear this guy in front of her to shreds.
How can a person be so annoyed?
He thought the little spider was annoying enough, but then an even more awesome one popped up!
"Uh, Mr. Wade. We'd like to know, what you said here about coming from a multiverse, and accidentally transmigrating here to join our Thunder agents?"
……
Uh, no, we didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to know, can you really transcend the multiverse?
Peter Parker, who was also wearing the same red Spider-Man uniform, really couldn't understand what Wade was saying, or what he meant by "running across the universe just to join a league".
"Oh, that's right, Spider-Man—no, the real Peter!"
Do you know that my damn director actually cast a fat guy who looks like you to play your role because of salary and copyright issues?
That made me feel a little better...
Of course, I don't mean any disdain. In my eyes, you are my true soulmate, Spider-Man!
How is it?
Want to bump fists?
As he spoke, Deadpool placed his fist directly in front of Spider-Man. Spider-Man, sitting behind the interrogation table, looked at the fist and felt inexplicably uncomfortable. He didn't know why, but he felt that the other party's gaze was a little too intense.
"No, that's not necessary. Mr. Wade, and we... we just feel that your current mental state may not be 'beautiful,' and perhaps we can connect you with the best mental health professionals to help you resolve these issues."
Spider-Man leans back while Deadpool takes the opportunity to move forward, and the two of them quickly straddle the table until Yelena kicks them back.
"Oh shit! Honey, are all White Widows this good at fighting? By the way, how are things going with you and Bob? Did you end up together? Remember to invite me for a drink when you get married."
Yelena frowned slightly, then pulled out a pistol from her waist and looked at Zemo, who was sitting in the middle.
"Can I kill him?"
"Oh no! How could you say such vicious things? Bob wouldn't like a woman who abuses her!"
Zemo crossed his arms over his chin, the only one in the team with a brain—
Yes, I want to reiterate that I'm referring to political acumen here—
He felt he needed to act more mature, but facing this guy who was full of spiel and whose words were impossible to discern as genuine, he found it really hard to concentrate.
"Hey, hey, hey, honestly, can you guys hurry up and let the person in question come out?"
Has our great protagonist not yet finished what he was doing?
If he hasn't finished, how can he move on to the next stage of the story?
We even have to travel to the multiverse to save death!!
Sleep? Rest? What rest? What sleep? Just play as hard as you can, as long as you don't die.
Because Deadpool was so careless with his words that he even started to reveal the plot of the next part, an invisible giant mouth suddenly descended from the sky and pressed his entire body into the floor.
Even so, while Deadpool was stubbornly being pounded into a meat patty, his almost pancake-shaped body still arrogantly raised a middle finger.
As for Hanlu, who had descended from the sky and returned to her original state, she felt an inexplicable surge of anger just looking at this guy in front of her—
He wanted to kill the other side!
Although he knew he couldn't kill him.
Faced with such a "jerk" type of guy, he could only make up his mind not to provoke him.
In addition...
"It seems everyone is doing well."
As the beams of light flashed, Thor, John Walker, Adam (whose body was now radiant with starlight), and the Sentinel appeared in the enclosed space.
"Yes, it's quite good."
"Oh shit! You shouldn't be eternal, you should be the Tribunal of Life!"
Although becoming the Living Tribunal gives you three heads and makes you look ugly, it doesn't mean you can become immortal!
Deadpool, whose body had fully recovered, rubbed his still-growing bones and hugged Adam's leg with a mournful expression.
This being, who had transformed into a super life form amidst the starry sea, looked around blankly at this completely unfamiliar figure.
"Uh, who is he?"
"A very annoying, cheap, slutty, and bastard bastard."
He shouldn't be able to be killed.
Also... you bastard, what are you doing in my universe?
Has the copyright been unified?
Hanlu clenched her right hand, and the Deadpool, which had been a lump of mush, instantly began to fully recover and appeared in front of Hanlu.
He was quite certain that the Deadpool in front of him might not just be the Deadpool from the "movie version" who survived through cancer and mutant factors, but also had something else rather strange.
When Adam saw Deadpool there, spouting nonsense, he instantly understood something, but inwardly he was filled with endless despair.
He was confused; he had just swallowed/merged a universe!
The world inside my body is only about the size of a single universe, but now so many "ghosts" have popped out.
Deadpool suddenly became unusually calm.
"There's no time to rest any longer! Hanlu, as an outsider who has become a top-tier powerhouse at the single-universe level, it's time to move on to your next target!"
Let's go, let's save the world together.
How is it?
This novel will definitely become a huge hit and a bestseller because of my appearance!!!
Looking at that red-haired guy who was acting like a close buddy, with his arm around his shoulder and patting his shoulder... Hanlu nimbly swung her body and then kicked him away.
"Getting back to the point, what exactly do you want to do here?"
Hanlu covered her forehead weakly.
Honestly, can't he be allowed to rest for a little while?
Is it really that much to ask for, like he did before, to take a short vacation, have a cup of milk tea, lie on a beach chair and bask in the sun, and spend a whole day in a cozy and comfortable life?
Why do I always feel like if I just stop for a second, the universe will be destroyed, the world will collapse, and the multiverse will collide?
"You shouldn't ask me, you should ask your damn author what he's thinking."
Perhaps it's because he's not good at writing slice-of-life stories.
These days, who among Marvel fans would enjoy reading slice-of-life stories? Real men should go head-to-head!
With a slight increase in power, the Deadpool flying into the air was instantly shrunk into a round sphere. The gushing blood mixed with some white, indescribable paste was concentrated together, making it look extremely disgusting.
Fortunately, everyone in the room was used to big scenes. Except for the little spider who turned his head away in discomfort, seemingly about to vomit something, everyone was watching the slapstick and abused person in front of them with unwavering eyes.
"Okay, let's get back to the main topic."
I will assemble a multiverse expeditionary force, rush into the Void, complete my unfinished script, successfully rescue our beloved Death, and defeat Tony Stark's version of Doctor Doom, thus unveiling the Fifth Order!
Honestly, is this movie even real? I really want to see it too!
Who said no?
I heard it will be split into two parts, just like Avengers 3 and 4.
Oh, no, that's not the point.
"So what should we do next to get to that world?"
Don't tell me to rush into the cosmic time warp or ask some big-headed doll for help. That's ridiculous.
"I'm very relaxed. How could the great Deadpool not have a way in?"
Of course, we have an even more absurd method.
Clang!
Everyone stared at Deadpool, who pulled a... belt from his waistband?
Okay, where did he put this thing before?
Deadpool deftly fastened his belt around his waist, then began fiddling with the strange, round, compass-like thing on his chest. After adjusting it up and down, he realized something seemed to be wrong.
"Uh, wait a minute. It'll be ready soon."
"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! Seriously, you disgusting author, why do you always embarrass me?"
Are you afraid I'll steal the spotlight from your main character?
Perhaps it was some unseen force at work; with Deadpool's final manipulation, his entire figure vanished from his original spot once more. Simultaneously, where he disappeared, a dreamlike portal of light suddenly appeared, resembling a mage's teleportation portal, only even more...
Universalization.
Well, this bizarre "performance" left the heroes, who were initially watching with amusement, completely dumbfounded.
Everyone kept glancing at Hanlu, trying to figure out what to do next.
Hanlu pondered deeply...
"Alright, what's coming next might be very important to us. I'll send one of my people with him."
As for the others, who remain in this universe, we must ensure the continuation of this civilization, and I always have a feeling that things won't be that simple.
If you could only read one multiverse novel in your lifetime, it would probably be "Marvel: Apocalyptic Beginning, But a High-Level Game!"
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