Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 27 Coughing and Vomiting...

After finishing his boxed lunch and returning to tidy up his tools, Li Siguang looked at Liu Aren, who was still standing there, and said while tidying up, "Aren't you going to eat? If you're any later, there won't be any more boxed lunches."

Seeing that Liu Aren ignored him and was just squatting on the ground with his back to him, his body swaying as if he were laughing, Li Siguang was puzzled. He kicked a pebble at him and said, "What are you doing? Weren't you talking a lot just now? Now that no one's listening, are you just acting all mysterious?"

The only response he received was strange chewing and hurried swallowing sounds, "glug, glug..."

It came from Liu Aren's throat.

He was holding something in his hand and stuffing it into his mouth. Li Siguang walked up to him and asked, "Aren, what are you eating? I didn't see you go to get your lunchbox..."

"Hehe...hehe..." Liu Aren suddenly turned his head with a laugh, his forehead bleeding as if he had just kowtowed, his mouth agape, "I'm eating..."

As he spoke, blood flowed from his open mouth, which was filled with pebbles and broken teeth, as he chewed on some wriggling chunks of flesh...

Those eyes were practically gleaming as they stared at Li Siguang. "Hehe, I'm so hungry... I'm so hungry..."

Only then did Li Siguang realize that what he saw was not a piece of meat, but his own tongue!

A chill ran through Li Siguang's body. Terrified, he threw his tools at Liu Aren and ran while shouting, "Help! Someone come quick... Aren's possessed!"

"Eating stones...and his own tongue!"

……

Ruan Zhijuan felt like his nose was broken. All afternoon, he could smell that fleshy, musty odor on himself. He had already taken several showers, and the room smelled of fragrant strawberry candy shower gel.

But he alone smelled like overcooked, rotten meat.

It felt like it was coming from inside his body, from his internal organs, so if it wasn't a problem with his nose, then he must have some kind of serious illness.

Upon hearing Zhou Gang open the door and return, Ruan Zhijuan immediately ran to the door to greet him.

Ruan Zhijuan didn't want to be too obvious, so he subtly moved closer to Zhou Gangxun. If Zhou Gangxun smelled anything, he would definitely tell him.

Zhou Gangxun looked at Ruan Zhijuan, who had suddenly run up to him and was rubbing against him like a dog in heat, waving her few pieces of flesh around her. He put down the lunchbox he was holding and asked about her condition, "Are you in heat?"

"No...no! You're the one in heat! Humph, shut up!" Ruan Zhijuan glared at Zhou Gangxun with wide, displeased eyes. She stood on tiptoe, leaned closer, and looked up at him, asking seriously, "I...I wanted to ask you..."

Am I provocative?

Ah, it's not rubbing, it's being horny... How is that different from what he just said? Oh, it's not direct enough.

Zhou Gangxun's dark eyes scanned Ruan Zhijuan from head to toe. Suddenly, the corner of his lips on his usually aloof face twitched, and he chuckled softly.

What does that mean?

Not content with having one lover, he also needs to prepare another one to hook up with?

That makes sense. After all, he's disabled and there's a compensation payment to him. His heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys can all be sold for money, right? He's so valuable, how could his wicked wife possibly not want him?

"Slutty."

Zhou Gangxun stared at Ruan Zhijuan, chuckled, and leaned down, his neck slightly bent as he stopped beside Ruan Zhijuan's ear.

"You're so slutty." The words were forced out through his teeth, as if he were being vicious, and he said even more harshly, "In my whole life, I've never seen anyone slutty than you."

Ruan Zhijuan's ears were tickled by Zhou Gangxun's aggressive hot breath. He quickly raised his hand to cover them uncomfortably. Why did he have to spit in his ear when he was just talking? It made his ears itchy and his face hot.

Ruan Zhijuan clutched her face, her expression immediately falling. Oh no, Zhou Gangxun could smell the fleshy odor on him now. What should she do? Would he think she smelled bad and not want her anymore?

Waaah, how could I suddenly get this disease when I was perfectly healthy?

Zhou Gangxun saw Ruan Zhijuan suddenly turn into a mournful face. Why wasn't she satisfied with being praised?

He straightened up and distanced himself from Ruan Zhijuan. So why was he, a man whose wife had cheated on him, doing the work of a lover and praising his wife's sexiness on behalf of his lover?

Shouldn't he strip Ruan Zhijuan naked, then look at him and slap him repeatedly so that he'll never dare to act provocatively again?

He also wants his wife to tell him in person just how useful that thing Wang Fucai mentioned really is...

"Zhou...Zhou Gangxun, think about it carefully..." Ruan Zhijuan stared intently at Zhou Gangxun with her almond-shaped eyes, "Was I...was I this provocative before?"

I need to find out when this illness started.

He remembered the first time he smelled that meaty odor was the day before yesterday, in a hospital bed, but it disappeared after a while. At the time, he thought it was someone else, but it turned out to be him.

Ruan Zhijuan had heard from the villagers that the elderly could not smell the odor on themselves.

He was afraid that he was like those old people, only now noticing the odor on himself. If that was the case, he... he wouldn't be able to wear sleeveless vests anymore, nor could he show his arms and legs. He would have to cover himself up completely, or he would be hated and disgusted to death.

In his past life, all the water in the house belonged to his younger brother, so he couldn't take a bath often. That's why he was mocked and ridiculed by others. They would all run away as soon as he arrived, and they would make up a rhyme about him and sing it every morning and evening...

Sometimes, people would even throw stones at me and hit me on the head...

"Waaah!" Ruan Zhijuan's eyes reddened instantly as she thought about it, and she yelled at Zhou Gangxun, "You...you're the slut! You're the sluttest...there's no one more slutty than you in the world!"

Zhou Gangxun, who was praised for no reason: ? (◎-◎；)

Ah, so I am that kind of person after all.

As Ruan Zhijuan spoke, she ran to the bed, covered herself with the blanket, and hid herself, trying to block out the smell on her body.

He lay on his small pillow, pouting, tears streaming down his face. How much money would it cost to treat this? Zhou Gangxun definitely couldn't afford it. He was already stinking up; how could he possibly look down on Zhou Gangxun afterward?

Besides being poor, Zhou Gangxun smelled even better than him, using all those expensive and fragrant big-name perfumes...

Perfume will make you smell nice when you spray it on your body.

And this thing is in Zhou Gangxun's cabinet!

So, Zhou Gangxun saw Ruan Zhijuan, who had just been withdrawn for a short while, come running over again, her eyes red, her little face upturned, asking him, "When...when are you leaving? Are you going to move goods again today...the kind you do every night...?"

"Why aren't you going yet? (ớ ₃ờ ) It's late... Are you going to get a lateness penalty? We can't let them penalize us..."

Zhou Gangxun looked at Ruan Zhijuan and sneered. He would make room for her and her damned lover.

But you should put the DVD on before you leave.

Zhou Gangxun went to the DVD player, inserted a disc, and turned on the TV. It was still the same show from last night, "The Case of the Cook in Hong Kong".

He bought the disc.

After all, the story is about a husband who cheated on his wife, so she killed him, dismembered him, and cooked his body.

He felt that Ruan Zhijuan needed to take a good look at her.

Cheating can lead to death.

After doing all this, Zhou Gangxun took the key, slammed the door shut with a "bang," locked it from the outside, and left.

Seeing that Zhou Gangxun had left, Ruan Zhijuan ignored the movie on the TV and immediately ran to Zhou Gangxun's cabinet and opened it.

Inside the cabinet were two bottles of water, one light gold and the other pale amber, a silver lighter with an angel relief carving, a pair of beautiful red agate cuffs with crackled gold lines, and a Breguet watch with a white gold case set with diamonds and emeralds, the case back marked PIÈCE UNIQUE (French for one-of-a-kind).

There aren't many items.

Most of them were sold off by Zhou Gangxun, or used to offset debts.

Ruan Zhijuan immediately spotted the shiny, beautiful bottle among the two perfume bottles. Such a pretty thing should be his. He fiddled with the cap, opened it, and sprayed it all over his face and body.

"Cough cough cough... It smells so good... It still has a strong aroma, a few more times... cough cough cough cough..."

"Fragrance...again...cough cough cough..."

"Coughing and vomiting...(*ꆤ.̫ꆤ*)"