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There was a snap.
"Listen up, you trash! If this weren't a problem-solving session, I could have charged you a thousand points for this question!"
"I know that many of you don't even have a thousand points."
The Queen showed no mercy, saying, "As for elective courses, I suggest you attend every single one at least once, and then, based on your own abilities, see which path suits you best and specialize in it."
"Biological side, scientific side, magical side, or others."
"One last piece of advice: don't bite off more than you can chew. You'd better specialize in one or two things. This isn't a place where you can choose based on your preferences. Of course, I don't mind if I see any of you doing something reckless."
"Do you have any more questions?"
Seeing the young man who hadn't sat down yet, the Queen asked.
“Since this is a class, then…” the young man pushed up his glasses, “is there a position similar to class monitor?”
The Queen's eyes suddenly turned cold. "Don't be so clever."
"But you're not wrong either. There is indeed a class monitor position here, and it's limited to the class monitor."
"You want to be the class monitor?"
Upon hearing the Queen's question, the young man nodded. He knew it was best not to lie at this moment, or the consequences would be severe.
"Good, you're very honest."
"Then, you'll be the class monitor."
"Thank you, Your Majesty..." The young man was about to express his gratitude when the Queen pointed her finger.
Everyone followed the line to take a look.
All eyes turned to them.
"What? Me?" Liu Yiqiang stared at himself in disbelief.
PS: Thanks to Demon Dragon for the donation.
PS2: The author has broken another mouse, the third one yet! This time, the left mouse button only works when pressed on specific areas, making it very inconvenient to use...
PS3: Since I can't offer extra chapters for recommendation votes or rewards, I suddenly had an idea I could try: advance updates?
At the end of this chapter, the author is leaving a question: if more than three readers guess correctly, the author will update an extra chapter. The deadline is before the second world dungeon is released, and... when the author's draft limit expires...
Yes... that's why we don't call it an extra chapter, but rather a preview of the next update. If... if there is ever a break in updates, it will definitely be because we've added an extra chapter now!!!
After all, even without a stockpile of chapters, adding extra chapters is still a way to squeeze out more inspiration! If I don't have enough inspiration to write something in the future, it's definitely because I've borrowed inspiration in advance!
Let's see what you all think. If the reaction isn't strong, then we'll forget about the advance update... Let's just consider this the author's self-indulgence this time!
Then the question comes:
Which anime starts with a very sad song?
Hint 2: Bad Ending
Chapter 53 It's unimaginable that such a perverted person exists!
Did I say you could speak?
Seeing that the Queen was about to erupt, Liu Yiqiang quickly covered his mouth with both hands.
The Queen nodded in satisfaction. "Alright, since you don't object, then you'll be the class monitor. No complaints?"
Liu Yiqiang wanted to say no, but seeing the Queen staring intently into his eyes, he chose to remain silent.
He didn't want to get whipped and then be sent to that pig-slaughtering doctor.
"The students have no more questions. Thank you, Queen Teacher."
The young man glanced at Liu Yiqiang subtly before sitting down.
Liu Yiqiang looked at Li Wei with a mournful expression. Li Wei silently patted Liu Yiqiang on the shoulder, as if to say, "I didn't expect you to actually want to be a privileged dog."
No, brother, you've definitely misunderstood something!
"If there are no problems, then we can move on to the formal course."
The Queen swung her whip through the air with a snap.
The surrounding scenery distorted, and everyone felt a blur before their eyes before they found themselves in a new place.
It was just a large laboratory with rows of lifelike human models on display.
The more than two hundred students in the class looked at each other in disbelief, horrified.
"Space transformation?"
Li Wei smiled slightly. This academy seemed much more interesting than schools in the real world.
The Queen frowned, and the whip cracked with a thunderous sound.
"Pay attention! Focus!"
"Then listen to me again, you trash, this is your first lesson."
The Queen picked up her whip and lashed it forward.
Then a bunch of books with strange covers appeared between the Queen and the crowd.
The Queen held one of the books in her hand and waved it in front of the students. Only then could they see clearly that the cover of the book was a smiling face covered in blood, with half of the flesh torn away.
On the cover, four large, jet-black characters are written: The Killing Bible!
A pungent, bloody smell wafted from the pile of books...
The Queen looked at the students' furrowed brows and slightly pale faces, and smiled: "You guessed right, this blood is all real blood."
"Every book represents a human life!"
The Queen then asked coldly, "You think the cycle of reincarnation is too bloody?"
"What I want to tell you is that this book comes from your real world."
"No, that can't be right!" a student asked, puzzled. "Is there anything in the real world that the academy can learn from?"
This is a question shared by everyone else; the Samsara Academy has so far shown far too much that they have never witnessed in the real world.
“Nothing is impossible,” the Queen said, then clicked her tongue in admiration. “This is the most classic, the most comprehensive, and a textbook example of all the murder mystery books I’ve ever read.”
"On the surface, this tells the story of a psychopathic killer, but if you approach it with a critical mindset, you will find that the methods used by the protagonist are based on very rigorous evidence. I even think that this is not a story, but a true record."
"If the author hadn't deliberately listed some extremely rare examples that are hard to find in real life, I wouldn't have thought this was a novel."
As she spoke, the Queen sighed: "The understanding of human anatomy, the use of the environment, the speculation about human nature, and the handling of the sequence of events are all unparalleled."
"It's hard to imagine that anyone in the real world could be so skilled at murder. It's no exaggeration to say that the medical, psychological, and philosophical knowledge contained in this book could easily win a Nobel Prize. If this book hadn't been strictly banned, the author could have won no fewer than forty Nobel Prizes with just this one work!"
“These categories are included in every Nobel Prize.”
"It's a pity that the author seems to have vanished from the face of the earth because of this book."
Seeing the somewhat disbelieving expressions on everyone's faces, the Queen gave a cold laugh: "Don't believe me? Think I'm making a fuss over nothing? I know many of you consider yourselves highly educated, but I don't mind putting down trash like you—"
"Listen carefully, the breadth of knowledge we have to serve as class advisors in this college is beyond your imagination. We need at least thirty real-world doctoral degrees to qualify."
“Every professor here could earn at least seventeen or eighteen doctoral degrees in real life!”
"If you think you can be a little arrogant if you think you're smarter than your mentor, put away your ant-like pride, you piece of trash."
"Thirty or thirty doctoral degrees?!"
The Queen scoffed, "Trash is trash. Are thirty doctoral degrees a lot? I have seventy-eight doctoral certificates on me!"
Seventy-eight!
This number scared all the students who wore glasses so much that they dropped their glasses.
"B-Big brother, even learning from birth isn't this exaggerated, is it?" Liu Yiqiang was stunned.
"Huh? Is seventy-eight doctoral degrees a lot?" Li Wei asked, puzzled.
"I've studied for nine years and haven't gotten a single one," Liu Yiqiang said, his face contorted with tears.
The people around Liu Yiqiang looked at him as if he were an idiot. This wasn't the first time; Liu Yiqiang had made quite a few foolish mistakes earlier.
In the minds of many classmates, Liu Yiqiang had long been labeled as a big, clumsy guy.
At the same time, they silently left a message:
Ha ha.
I've been studying Lao Tzu for over ten years, but I still haven't gotten it?
Li Wei chuckled, "Speaking of which, you've studied for nine years and haven't gotten a single one? That's really stupid. I remember I studied for nine years and I've already got a doctorate that's half my height."
Liu Yiqiang exclaimed admiringly, "As expected of our eldest brother, you are invincible!"
Seeing this, the others shook their heads. "A big dummy is a big dummy. You actually believe that?"
If this were true, countless geniuses throughout history would be turning in their graves!
This time, the Queen did not reprimand the students who couldn't help but blast them away. Instead, she silently watched them, their expressions ranging from disbelief and shock to disbelief, inability to accept reality, and deathly pale.
fling in teeth.
How many times has she witnessed such a scene over the years?
Garbage is garbage!
Once they had calmed down, the Queen continued, "Listen up, you trash, your first lesson is—"
"After you finish reading this book, you have one month to master all the murder techniques contained within it!"
The Queen gave a cold smile: "I'll be checking your knowledge of human anatomy in a week. If you don't even meet the passing standard, the consequences will be..."
Then the Queen pointed to the mannequins: "I know you all thought they were dummies when you came in, but I can tell you..."
“Those…are all real people.”
"That's right, I need you next Monday to perform an on-site autopsy on these corpses!"
"Next week, environmental investigation; the week after that, all the murder methods inside; the week after that, psychology!"
"The top three who thoroughly understand this book will receive a reward," the Queen paused, "Of course, if you can learn not only what I require, but also all the other knowledge in this book within a month, I will offer you a great gift!"
Everyone's face turned pale. The Queen's face was cold and menacing: "I suggest you put yourselves in the protagonist's shoes, even if he's a psychopathic killer!"
"This will help you learn quickly."
"Of course, you can choose not to. If you have enough talent, the worst that can happen is that you die."
Under the Queen's oppressive gaze, everyone went forward on their own, enduring the smell of blood, and each took a book.
Looking at the conflicted Li Wei, Liu Yiqiang sighed and said, "How could you possibly imagine yourself as a serial killer? You might even become psychologically twisted."
The others shared the same sentiment, sighing and lamenting.
Some of the more emotionally vulnerable female students couldn't help but vomit on the spot after flipping through a few pages, and some even fainted.
This book is not only extremely detailed, down to every single detail, which is disgusting, but it also includes a large number of vivid and horrifying illustrations.
This is truly perverted. This author is definitely a severely mentally ill person in real life, and a dangerous individual!
“Um… teacher…” Li Wei raised his hand with a pained expression.
The Queen replied coldly, "What, you think you can't do it?"
"Yes, this book is indeed one I've read. It features the most twisted and perverted protagonist. You should weigh the pros and cons against life and death. Anyway, you can choose not to study it. I've said it before, the worst that can happen is death."
The worst that can happen is death. Don't make it sound so easy. Who isn't afraid of death?
“I know you all have a prejudice against the author of this book, but I still have to say it,” the Queen said without any mercy: “No matter how perverted or crazy he is, he is still a hundred times better than you trash. You have no right to look down on him.”
Then the Queen looked at Li Wei and said, "Stop asking your questions, newbie. Study hard, or are you really not afraid of death, but what about you trash?"
"No, teacher, what I meant was—"
Li Wei hesitated for a moment, then said, "This book..."
"It seems like I wrote it casually a few years ago..."
What!?!?
P.S.: I feel like some of you might have misunderstood something. Okay, what I meant by "announce an update" doesn't mean there will be no more updates. To put it simply—
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