Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 303 Sakura: Speak Up for Me

"What do you mean by 'fainting easily'? Maybe your sister saw something inappropriate while peeking through her eyes and fainted from embarrassment."

Fu complained from the side.

"Stop making sarcastic remarks, everyone. Quickly pinch her philtrum and wake her up, then you'll know."

Lin stood to the side, wanting to go forward, but several other people blocked her way, so she could only verbally persuade them.

"Let me handle this."

Upon hearing this, the kind-hearted girl Fu immediately squatted down and pinched Kushina's private parts.

"Fu, what are you doing?"

Lin and Hanabi were completely stunned.

"Isn't it the philtrum?"

Fu looked up in confusion.

"...Are all Jinchūriki idiots?"

Lin suddenly realized that the Seven-Tails Jinchuriki in front of her had a similar level of intelligence to Kushina's son, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

"Fu, don't tell me that what you mean by pinching the philtrum is pinching the middle of the person, as the name suggests."

Hanabi asked cautiously.

Although Hanabi is the youngest, as the second daughter of the Hyuga clan's head, she has been taught a lot of knowledge since childhood, so she naturally knows this.

Needless to say, Lin is of a certain age and is a medical ninja; it's impossible for her not to know.

"Isn't that right? Karin told me."

Fu looked completely innocent and pointed to Karin behind the crowd.

"I... I found out from my mother."

The mother was used as a medical kit by the people of Kusagakure, but only a conscious person could bite her to recover, so it was necessary to frequently pinch the philtrum to revive the injured.

Karin had a very innocent expression on her face.

"Then you should know, right?"

Lin found it strange.

He's a medical ninja by training, how could he not know?

"Yeah, can't you wake someone up just by pinching their philtrum?"

"Yes."

"I remember my mother once crushed a ninja's philtrum, and he woke up in pain."

"..."

"Karin, the philtrum is actually here."

After a moment of silence, Lin pointed to the area below her nose and earnestly explained the facts.

Then, looking helplessly at Kushina on the ground, he said, "It's a good thing Kushina is a reanimated body, otherwise you would have pinched me so hard just now."

Just more than cracks.

Huh?

wrong.

"A body reborn from the Impure World has no sense of pain, so the philtrum is useless."

Lin then realized what was happening and stopped the firework that was about to pop out of Fu's chin.

"That's right."

Hanabi nodded in agreement after hearing what Rin said.

"Huh? That's not right. If her reanimated body doesn't even feel pain, then why did she faint?"

Hanabi suddenly realized what was happening.

"...I'm not sure either, could it be something psychological?"

Lin looked puzzled.

The impure body is not only unharmed, but also not tired, and does not need to sleep.

This fainting spell is really unreasonable.

Left with no other option, the group took Kushina to the medical department.

"Huh? What are you doing in the medical ward, Hikaru-neechan? Are you injured?"

Hanabi saw Uchiha Hikaru diagnosing and prescribing medicine in front of Yakushi Nonou and asked her with some curiosity.

In Hanabi's eyes, Hikari was the strongest female ninja.

Who could hurt her?

As for getting sick?

Would a ninja of this strength possibly catch a cold or fever?

"If it's inconvenient to talk about it, that's fine. I'm just curious."

Hanabi, worried that she might infringe on some personal privacy, quickly added a sentence.

"It's nothing, it's just that ever since I woke up, I've been annoyed by all the entanglements in the ninja world."

Uchiha Hikaru didn't care. She pointed to Yakushi Nonou and said, "The director reminded me that being constantly sullen and unhappy can cause breast nodules, so I came for a check-up as a precaution."

"Huh? Is that a saying? Luckily, I've been quite happy the whole time."

Fireworks was startled.

"Of course it's true."

Yakushi Nonou smiled gently and said, "Do you know that Lady Tsunade has taken on two disciples? These two children visit Lady Tsunade every day, wanting to obtain the 'secret to growing bigger'."

The child in the Yamanaka family is doing well; he's recently entered puberty and has already changed.

But the other child...

This kid often gets angry and hits people. He's unhappy because his best friend is ahead of him in development, and recently his teammate went missing.

Suddenly, she recently discovered that she had developed breast tissue and happily went to Tsunade to show it off. However, she was diagnosed with breast nodules and Tsunade performed surgery on her on the spot.

The surgery went perfectly, with no side effects whatsoever, and not even a scar.

"...This is just too tragic!"

Hanabi opened her mouth wide.

She's still young... meaning she's still young and doesn't have these kinds of worries.

Besides, judging from the scale of my older sister's success, I'm sure I won't be too bad off either.

But the one that Yakushi Nonou mentioned was really quite tragic.

It was flat to begin with, and after finally noticing some development, it turned out to be a nodule.

What a blow that must have been for him!

What's even more frightening is that the cause of this illness is "unhappiness".

In other words, the other party was even deprived of the right to feel uncomfortable about this matter, otherwise it would be easy for them to relapse.

It's too awful.

"Stop standing there! What are you doing here? Where are the patients? Where are the wounded?"

Yakushi Nonou's words brought Hanabi back to her senses.

"Quickly, bring Kushina over so the headmaster can take a look at her."

Hanabi's voice brought the others, who were also stunned by what they had just heard, back to reality. They carried Kushina and placed her on the hospital bed.

"Is it also a body resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation technique?"

Yakushi Nonou, whose body was reanimated by Edo Tensei, was somewhat surprised to see that the patient's body was actually an Edo Tensei reanimation.

How could an immortal Edo Tensei ninja faint?

"Yes, Kushina was shopping with us when she suddenly fainted."

Lin briefly recounted what had happened.

"She fainted suddenly without being attacked; it seems her chakra is disordered..."

Pharmacist Nonou stroked his chin and began to analyze, while his other hand began to check on Kushina's condition.

Boom!

Just as Uchiha Hikaru was about to leave after finishing his examination, he heard that they were having trouble dealing with Kushina's condition. He immediately snapped out of his daze and enthusiastically helped them solve the problem.

—A Susanoo blade severed Kushina's head, which was then crushed underfoot.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Kushina's crushed head reassembled due to the properties of the Impure World Reincarnation technique.

"What happened?"

Kushina opened her eyes in a daze and sat up in bed. "I feel like I just saw something even more terrifying than the Limited Tsukuyomi world..."

Uh.

Everyone came to their senses.

like……

This treatment method is quite practical, isn't it?

"Kushina-neechan, you just now...uh..."

Just as Lin was about to say something, Yakushi Nonou covered her mouth from behind.

As the current director of the medical center in Amegakure, Pharmacist Nonou also serves as the psychological counselor.

She had already realized that Kushina's fainting was definitely due to psychological trauma.

We can't stimulate them any further at this point.