After being targeted by scheming green tea

Chapter 3

Jing Yuwen turned his head and met Xiang Siye's face with thin lips slightly raised. He thought that this person had helped him just now, so he couldn't be too fierce, so he squeezed out a half smile: "Why?"

Xiang Siye tilted his head: "Do you live on campus?"

Jing Yuwen felt baffled, what does it matter if he can't live on campus?

"Don't stop."

"understood."

After finishing speaking, Xiang Siye tidied up his textbooks like a normal person.

On the podium, Liu Ping memorized the list of students who will live in the school, and left a sentence, "Don't make a mess, I will go to the office and send the list to your head teacher."

The students all around responded obediently. As soon as Liu Ping stepped out of the door, they started chatting. Because the first day of school, the grade director usually went back and forth, so they didn't dare to speak too freely.

Jing Yuwen scolded Xiang Siye [-] times in his heart for being an idiot, then turned around and continued talking to Fan Jia.

"My name is Jing Yuwen, and we will be at the same table from now on."

Fan Jia smiled: "Yes, please take care of me in the future, my name is Fan Jia."

Fan Jia stretched out his hand of friendship, and Jing Yuwen immediately understood that it was a handshake, so he quickly pulled out a hand to show his courtesy.

But before that hand could reach it, his ass was kicked again.

He turned back: "What are you doing?"

Xiang Siye smiled, and shifted his gaze from Jing Yuwen to Fan Jia: "My name is Xiang Siye."

Then leaning against the edge of the table, he reached out and shook Fan Jia's hand.

Fan Jia smiled: "My name is Fan Jia. I've heard of you. You are always in the top three in the city. Why did you come to class five this time?"

Xiang Siye withdrew his hand: "I had a fever during the two days of the final exam, and I didn't do well in the exam."

"Your reputation has spread to the experiment. My classmates all say that there is a top student in the fifth middle school, but they all say that you are very cold. Now it seems that you are very easy to get along with."

Xiang Siye glanced at Jing Yuwen slightly, and then quickly flashed back, so fast that he couldn't detect it, he smiled: "It's not cold, I'm just too lazy to talk nonsense."

Jing Yuwen curled his lips, too lazy to talk nonsense?Every sentence is nonsense, right?

The two chatted like this, and Jing Yuwen became an idler.

He raised his eyebrows, and finally saw what Xiang Siye was thinking. He just wanted to strike up a conversation with a beautiful girl. This guy was really scheming, and he even played tricks. Thanks to his cleverness, this time he was going to help Xiang Siye !

Jingyu Wenxian was bored, he glanced at Xiang Siye's deskmate, he was a dark and strong boy, this man was looking at the textbook without saying a word, he looked more introverted, he was not good at disturbing others, It's better to turn around and talk to the girl in front of you.

He was about to call the girl in front of him, but his ass was kicked again. Fuck, is this guy addicted to kicking?

Again and again, my aunt can bear it, but my uncle can't bear it, he turned his head suddenly: "Xiang Siye, you seem to have that serious illness? Is it comfortable to kick your ass?"

"Sorry, the legs are too long." Xiang Siye rested his chin on his palm, chuckled, and said, "But it's quite soft."

Jing Yu Wenqi's teeth itched, he licked his canine teeth, these three kicks could not let Xiang Siye kick in vain, so he stretched out his hand and pinched Xiang Siye's face.

"Your face is quite soft, come on, let Grandpa kiss you."

Xiang Siye was stunned for a moment, then moved closer to him: "Here, let me kiss you."

He looked around, Fan Jia had an expression of "I've hit it", and even Xiang Siye's deskmate who was still buried in his book just now raised his head and looked at them in disbelief. Just now because I was too angry, I mispronounced the last two words of "Let the Lord pinch pinch"!

Jing Yuwen swallowed, and pinched Xiang Siye's face with a little force: "Get out, I said let me kiss, bah, let me pinch!"

After speaking, he let go of his hand.

Xiang Siye's face was so fair that Jing Yuwen's slight pinch left marks on it. He smiled: "Why are you in such a hurry? It's not that I won't let you kiss."

Jing Yuwen glanced at him angrily: "Crazy."

After speaking, he simply turned around and lay down on the table to catch up on sleep.

When he woke up, there were two cans of Coke stained with water droplets on the table. He rubbed his eyes and looked up at Yu Xian. Yu Xian was talking to Xiang Siye, and Xiang Siye was holding a What is the notebook recording.

Xiang Siye noticed a pair of big eyes staring at him in the distance, and raised his eyes to meet those eyes. He smiled, and raised his writing hand to greet Jing Yuwen.

Jing Yuwen thought this person was greeting Fan Jia, tapped Fan Jia's table with his fingers, and raised his chin towards Xiang Siye: "Xiang Siye is greeting you."

After speaking, he took out the textbook and test questions for the next class, and flipped through them casually.

Fan Jia was doing a math problem, she looked blankly in the direction Jing Yuwen said, and standing in front of her was Xiang Siye with an embarrassed face.

The two smiled awkwardly at each other.

Then he said a few words to Siye and Yu Xian, closed his book and walked towards the last row. As soon as he took his seat, Jing Yuwen felt his ass being violated.

Jing Yuwen rolled up a test paper casually, turned around and knocked on Xiang Siye's head: "Are you fucking sick? Tell me you have long legs and I'll saw your legs off!"

Xiang Siye chuckled: "Long is the truth."

"Fuck me!"

Jing Yuwen raised his hand to give Xiang Siye another shot, but as soon as the rolled up test paper touched his hair, he raised his hand and gently grabbed Jing Yuwen's wrist.

Jing Yuwen shook off his hand and put his arm on his desk: "What are you doing?"

Xiang Siye asked back, "What are you doing?"

Jing Yuwen's face was full of bewilderment, he now felt that Xiang Siye was not just a simple pretender, but might even have some kind of mental illness.

Xiang Siye grabbed Jing Yuwen's wrist and moved forward, looking at Fan Jia's back.

Jing Yuwen understood that Xiang Siye was too excited after greeting the goddess.

He grabbed Xiang Siye's wrist and pulled it in front of him, then leaned into Xiang Siye's ear and whispered: "Don't be so excited, if you want to thank me, bring me a bag of potato chips in the afternoon, original flavor."

Xiang Siye:?

Xiang Siye was pushed away in a daze, and then looked at the big fool in front of him and raised his eyebrows at him with a daze, and finally the big fool turned back triumphantly.

The big fool himself is complacent at this time, he feels that he has never been so smart in his life, he is simply very smart!

He thought that Xiang Siye had helped him today, so he would feel good about it anyway, so he picked up a can of Coke and put it on Xiang Siye's table.

"Here, thank you for helping me."

After speaking, he thought he was very chic and turned around.

Xiang Siye stared at the Coke for a few seconds, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he put the Coke into the belly of the table.

Su Yan didn't let Jing Yuwen bring her mobile phone to school. This morning, it was a torment for him. After returning home from school at noon, she didn't eat a few bites, so she ran back to the bedroom and lay on the bed to play with her mobile phone. good.

There were several unread messages on both WeChat and Penguin. He opened it to check, and one of them was a friend verification.

Nickname: J.

The profile picture was a picture of Zhang Quanbai, and he didn't say who he was.

Jing Yuwen passed this verification. When he clicked on this person's profile, there were three letters in front of the WeChat account number: wyj

He thought about it, Fan Jia!Among the people he knew today, only Fan Jia had the letter J in his name.

J. quickly sent a message to Jing Yuwen.

J.:.

scene:!

J.:! !

Jing Yuwen thought it was embarrassing to chat like this. His profile picture was a completely black picture, which looked like a love head from the dialog box.

Jing: We are the same as love.

It took a while for the other side to reply.

J.: Hmm.

Jing Yuwen thought about it, and felt as if he was molesting Fan Jia. Fan Jia was Xiang Siye's goddess. Although Xiang Siye was an idiot, he was a gentleman.

Jing: What do you think of Xiang Siye?

It took a few minutes for the opposite side to return.

J.: Very good.

Jing: That's not normal. He's handsome and has good grades. Although he didn't do well in the exam this time, and he's a bit pretentious...

Jing: But he is really good. To be assigned to the same class as him, isn't this a destiny destined by heaven.

After posting this passage, Jing Yuwen smiled with satisfaction. He felt that he was so generous. He was kicked so many times in the ass by that bastard Xiang Siye in the morning, and now he can still help him flirt with girls regardless of past suspicions. Damn it, He, Jing Yuwen, is simply the most generous in the world!

The other side was suddenly quiet, and there was no reply after a few minutes. Jing Yuwen felt that Fan Jia must be thinking about her and Xiang Siye's affairs, so he decided not to disturb him anymore. He cut out the dialogue box and saw another person's message information.

Cos: Lord Jing, have you been added to God?

Jing Yuwen didn't remember that he added this person. After looking through Moments, he found out that this person was Yu Xian. Yu Xian's previous name was "A String Fish", and he didn't change it after using it for a long time. .

Jing: Why did you change your name?

Cos: Ah, speaking of names, my deskmate told me a joke today.

Cos: My name is Yu Xian. It’s the Cos in mathematics. My deskmate told me that there used to be a man named Yu Xian. He went out to play and became cosplay.

Cos: Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard, Lord Jing, isn’t it funny.

scene:......

Now, Jing Yuwen suddenly felt a little cold. He had known Yu Xian for so long, and it was the first time he discovered that Yu Xian had such a strange smile.

Cos: Seriously, Master Jing, have you been added to God?

Jing: Why did he add me?Fan Jia added me instead.

Cos: No, he asked for my WeChat ID this morning, and added me at noon, saying that he had something to do with you, so he sent your WeChat ID and Penguin account.

Jing: Xiang Siye is out of his mind, haven't you seen it clearly?

Yu Xian hasn't replied yet, but J. has sent back a message.

J.: Do you really think so?

Jing Yuwen typed a reply immediately.

Jing: Of course, Xianggou is definitely the best candidate for the other half!

J.: Well, I think so too.

Seeing that Fan Jia agreed, Jing Yuwen couldn't help laughing, and said in his heart: I'm almost the old man of the age, Xiang Siye owes me a big favor this time.

Now no one is looking for him to chat, he opened Penguin and took a look, J. also added his Penguin, because he chatted on WeChat just now, so he didn’t say anything more on Penguin, and after agreeing, he called a few times Game, unconsciously slowly fell asleep.

In a minimally furnished bedroom, a boy is sitting at a desk, holding a mobile phone in his hand, pressing back with his bony white thumb, and entering again after a while. On the table are half-written math test questions. There is also a can of Coke next to it, and a photo of a kindergarten.

The man wearing a white Bluetooth headset pushed open the bedroom door, walked slowly to the boy, glanced at the Coke on the table: "Don't you don't drink?"

The boy was still staring at the phone, and said calmly, "He gave it."

The man glanced at the boy's mobile phone screen, and chuckled: "Yo, added it? Cowardly, you should go up, is it useful to read his information a hundred times? Can he become your man? Why don't you read the book a hundred times?" , and gain some knowledge.”

The boy turned off the phone screen and looked back at the man: "So far, there is no knowledge to increase."

The man raised his eyebrows: "brother, when can we stop pretending?"

"It's just the truth," the boy smiled, "Why did you come back early? Isn't there still a performance?"

"My Farewell My Concubine has been replaced by our mother's Mu Guiying, and I have nothing to do with the capital, so I will stay in Beicheng from now on."

"Oh."

The man sat on the head of the bed, with his hands behind his back: "I advise you to act early, we won't be able to hide the grades when our mother comes back, and I can't help you stop the family law and so on."

The boy glanced at the photo on the desk: "Brother, how did you and the teacher get together?"

The man smiled complacently: "It's not that he stalked and chased me. When I was in college, he could come to find me across a campus. I was so annoying."

The boy raised the corners of his lips, as if he didn't believe what the man said at all: "Really?"

The man stood up and said as he walked out, "Of course."

He walked out with his head held high, until he closed the bedroom door, then he put on a smiling face and said to the earphone: "I was wrong baby, I shouldn't distort the facts, dear, I will never dare again , I was the one who was not serious or serious yesterday, and I will make delicious food and send it to you in a while!"

In the bedroom, the boy was lying on the door to eavesdrop on the man's confession, he shook his head, pretending that it might be an ancestral tradition.