Quickly wear it: The male gods are sitting in rows

Chapter 309 Little Beggar’s Crazy Literature 12

When Shi Yubai heard the noise and came over, the yard looked like a murder scene.

The chicken didn't know why, but it fluttered the rope on its wings. It tilted its neck and flapped its wings while running and flying in the yard.

Mu Qingqing ran after the chicken with a kitchen knife and grabbed the chicken.

The chicken was not caught, but the feathers were all over the body.

Too funny.

"Pfft." Shi Yubai covered his lips and turned his head away. He really couldn't hold it back.

"Do you still have time to laugh over there?" Mu Qingqing heard the noise, stopped and looked at the man aside.

The little girl also had two chicken feathers on her head.

"I'm not smiling." Shi Yubai restrained the corners of his mouth from rising.

"Who are you kidding? I heard it all." Mu Qingqing was about to continue catching the chicken, but when she turned around, she saw the chicken rushing towards her.

Mu Qingqing grabbed the chicken wings with quick eyes and hands, "If you run away again, I will catch you."

[It’s so scary. Brother Shi, run quickly. It feels like the knife in Mu Qingqing’s hand will be placed on Brother Shi’s neck the next second. 】

[If I hadn’t seen her killing the chicken with my own eyes, I would have believed her. 】

[This yard is full of blood. It’s not an exaggeration to say it’s a murder scene, right? 】

[When the police pass by, they have to come in and take a look. 】

"Kill a chicken and torture yourself like this." Shi Yubai stepped forward and raised his hand to pull out the chicken feathers on Mu Qingqing's head.

"Who knew it could still run around with a hole in its neck? This is not my first time. I'll be fine next time." Mu Qingqing patted the chicken feathers on his body.

At this moment, the chicken in her hand has more air coming in and less air coming out.

Mu Qingqing carried the chicken to the kitchen and soaked the chicken in a basin full of boiling water.

When the director knocked on the door, Mu Qingqing had just put away the chicken and didn't even have time to put down the knife in his hand.

"So, you were killing chickens just now?" The shock in the director's eyes was too obvious, "Mu Qingqing, you are really awesome."

"Oh, it's a trivial matter." Mu Qingqing waved her hand.

"Do I seem to be praising you?" The director's temples twitched twice, "It's really yours. You turned my show into a murder scene. When the live broadcast room is blocked, you can make up for my loss. .”

"Killing a chicken is not a murder, so it's not like that." Mu Qingqing lowered her head and looked at her toes, obediently accepting the instruction.

"You still want to kill people?" The director almost jumped up.

"How is that possible! I am a good citizen!" Mu Qingqing almost jumped up.

"You? A good citizen?" The director looked Mu Qingqing up and down, "Heh."

"you!"

Shi Yubai grabbed Mu Qingqing's hand that he wanted to raise and pulled him back.

"What am I, what are you doing, you still want to hit someone!" The director looked at Mu Qingqing and raised his chin at Mu Qingqing in a cowardly manner.

"Don't think that I won't dare to scold you because you are ugly." Mu Qingqing stood on tiptoe, trying to poke her head out from behind Shi Yubai.

"You keep talking, why are you attacking me personally!" The director rolled up his sleeves, "Best Actor Shi, please give way and don't stop me."

"Just attack, just attack, how about it," Mu Qingqing looked at him rolling up his sleeves, and immediately started to get angry, "Hey, yoyo, how about it, I want to hit someone if I can't explain it."

Shi Yubai glanced at the two primary school students, took a long step, and stepped out from between them.

The director didn't expect Shi Yubai to actually get out of the way, but he couldn't lose his momentum and still stared at Mu Qingqing.

"We're going to fight, right? Come on, come on." Mu Qingqing also rolled up her non-existent sleeves.

"Huh, good men don't fight with women, so I won't argue with you." The director remembered that Mu Qingqing had twisted and dislocated someone's hand before, and he might not be able to beat Mu Qingqing with his old bones in a real fight. .

"Tch, if you don't dare to fight, you don't dare to fight. What excuse are you looking for?" Mu Qingqing dismissed it.

"Chicken." Shi Yubai said lightly, "If you soak it again, it will be soaked."

"Damn!" Mu Qingqing ran to the kitchen.

The director took this opportunity to communicate with the staff. When he learned that Mu Qingqing had solved the problem of accommodation, transportation and food without spending a cent, the director almost broke his teeth.

The other groups were all living very tight lives, but why did their demeanor change when they came to Mu Qingqing's side.

Ye Shuqian and Qi Hongchen were recognized by fans at the airport as soon as the plane landed. They chased them for two streets, and finally managed to get rid of them. However, they found themselves lost again and could only squat on the roadside. According to the location checked on the mobile phone issued by the program team, the cheapest hotel costs 20 a night, and four nights for two people will cost 160, which is nearly half of the cost.

However, they couldn't sleep on the street. After thinking about it, the two of them gritted their teeth because the money had to be spent.

Later, they were given a task, and they were given the task of setting up a roadside stall to sell pancakes. They had to sell 50 pancakes without anyone discovering their identity. If they did not complete the task within three hours, they would deduct 30 from the fund. If they succeeded, they would get 30 from the fund.

As for Meng Rui and Fu Xingyu, they were given a task as soon as they got off the plane. They were required to stage a scene of a couple breaking up in the airport lobby. They had to perform for 10 minutes, and during this period, their identities were not discovered by passers-by.

It's like taking off your pants and defecating in public.

Shen Tan and Yue Zhuolin first took the subway around the airport before finding the airport gate. As soon as they walked out of the gate, a heavy rain poured water on them. When they walked back to the airport lobby, they were still dripping. .

When we arrived at Mu Qingqing's side, we left the airport and found a villa to stay in without spending a penny. It was even equipped with a car and food. The two of them went on a ridiculously smooth mission.

The director really didn't understand it.

He walked to the yard to make a call, but what greeted him was blood and fishy smell all over the yard.

director:. . . . .

Did he really arrive at the scene of some murder? Did that crazy woman Mu Qingqing kill someone, cut them into pieces and bury the body in the yard?

A hand suddenly tapped his shoulder, which frightened him so much that he almost threw his phone away.

Looking back to see Mu Qingqing, he immediately gave her an annoyed look, "You're here to scare people if you don't cook?"

"No, I think you are free, so you can help me clean the yard with a water pipe. I really don't have time." Mu Qingqing pointed to the water pipes and faucets not far away.

A certain director who looked very idle said:. . . . .

A certain actor who was actually quite idle was sitting on the sofa in the living room with a cup of coffee.

"Doesn't he look more relaxed?"

"Why didn't I see it?" Mu Qingqing followed the director's gaze and said, "Are you blind? Didn't you see that people were busy drinking coffee? Don't bother me. My family doesn't raise idle people. If you want to If you have a place to stay later, I advise you to take action as soon as possible."

"?" The threatened director's eyes almost popped out.

It’s not like he has no money. Can’t he find a hotel to stay in?Do you have to suffer here?