Chapter 753: New Employment Direction for the Skeleton Team
Chapter 753: New Employment Direction for the Skeleton Team
Bang... Kneeling on his knees, Guzma raised his hands in front of Ash and the others with a "domineering" look on his face, and knelt down with a thud.
"Don't hit me in the face, I surrender!"
"Haha... Leader, what do you think?" Uncle Merdan smiled coldly, with members of the Skeleton Team piled up like a small mountain beside him.
"Surrender? Are you serious?" Xiaozhi asked with a raised lip, "How are you going to be the boss in front of so many of your followers?"
"No, no, no, you lunatics. The bad guys are crazy, and the good guys are crazy too! I am a normal person, I won't play with you anymore!" Guzma collapsed and wailed, covering his head.
A small team's tactical penetration directly destroyed the entire villa group of the Skeleton Team. Merdan took out a cigarette, and Xiaozhi's Blue Flame Blade Ghost raised the blade, ignited a flame and handed it to the other party.
"Hiss...thank you." Uncle Merdan took a deep breath and grinned. He was just flexing his muscles for his future leader.
A tsundere person will not take the initiative to speak even if he wants to return to being the leader.
Looking at Guzma's appearance, a group of young people who were just bad boys and couldn't even do looting and smashing, lowered their heads in resignation.
What awaits them is nothing more than being in jail, working on a sewing machine, and then becoming the garbage of society...
However, Xiaozhi didn't speak for a long time.
"Zhisang?" Uncle Merdan turned his head curiously.
Xiaozhi sighed slightly: "Actually, compared to the villains in other regions, they are really quite simple..."
"But, just letting it go on like this is not a solution." Uncle Merdan shrugged.
"Hey! Guzma!" Xiaozhi looked up seriously.
"What?" Guzma squatted on the ground with his hands on his head, and raised his head fiercely and cowardly.
"Dr. Kukui once told me that you are all young people who failed in your pilgrimage to the islands. Is that right?"
"That's right." Guzma curled his lips viciously. "The island tour is rubbish. It can't even test our excellence!"
"Come on. Stop flattering yourself." Xiaozhi waved his hand helplessly. "The Alola League is about to be established, and a new gym system will be launched.
If you think you are no worse than anyone else, then go and sign up to prove your strength!
You only have one chance... The next time, it won't be free registration, but a badge selection system."
"This... we're Team Skull..." Guzma retorted softly. His fellow soldiers beside him were already showing anticipation.
Clap, clap, clap~ Xiaozhi clapped his hands and looked around at everyone: "Do you know why you can't collect protection money and are despised by everyone?"
Everyone shook their heads together.
Xiaozhi said seriously: "Because you are not legitimate~
As long as you are willing to undergo professional training in the future, I can recruit you as a member of the Alola City Appearance Management Bureau!
At that time, you will be responsible for the city appearance, stall cleanliness, and market protection against troublemakers.
From now on, the money you collect will no longer be called protection fees, but management fees.
Now let me ask you one question~ you bastards!
Are you interested in being a civil servant?
Swish! A bunch of bruised and battered thugs, their faces flushed with excitement, jumped up and raised their arms, shouting: "Down with Guzma, we'll follow the champion until death!"
Guzma: Oh my god!!
"Huh?" Uncle Merdan gave him a sharp look.
"Mighty Champion!" Guzma rubbed his hands and smiled. "By the way, let's discuss this. I know a few things about this guy in the Black City. Can I be a tainted witness?"
Xiao Zhimo and Dan looked at each other in bewilderment. They hadn't expected to have such an unexpected gain.
"Okay, I'll summon you later. Now take your group of brothers and go to the police station to surrender yourself and register your information." Xiaozhi clapped his hands.
"Okay!" Under the leadership of Guzma, the Skeleton Team swiftly rode on the will-o'-the-wisp and rushed towards the police station.
"Huh, done." Uncle Merdan patted his waist.
"You don't look like you're having fun, so just finish the big test here." Xiaozhi stood up and patted his pants relaxedly.
"Me? I just defeated the entire Skull Team 1v48, boss!" Merdan pointed at his nose. "You're treating me like Guzma..."
Xiaozhi shrugged slightly: "It's okay, I believe you."
Uncle Merdan finally reacted: "Boss, did someone tell you that I'm doing something bad?"
"No~" Xiaozhi's smile became even brighter.
Actually, Kaki reminded Xiaozhi yesterday that the "Island King Merdan" is the most shameless of the four island kings...
Others would like to let you play three against one, but his rule is one against three.
That's right, the challenger has one Pokémon, but he beats three...
Isn't this just trying to persuade others to quit? This old Deng is playing badly himself and trying to persuade others to quit to reduce his workload. What a wishful thinking!
Crack... Crack~ Xiaozhi rubbed his neck and looked at Uncle Merdan: "If you think Pokémon is too tiring, I also know a little bit about unlimited combat..."
“Gudong… That’s not necessary…” Uncle Merdan waved his hand.
"Then come on, the rule is three against one, you can't use a guardian deity, nor can you use a special being that surpasses a quasi-god.
Promise me and I will give you the evil Z with both hands...
There is evil in good, and good in evil. Only when good and evil are compatible can it be the beginning.
The big test begins! ! ! "
As Merdan opened his sight, the first elf's Mega Haunted Eyes appeared first.
"You only have one chance." Merdan reminded cautiously.
"Owloo!" Xiaozhi waved his hand and threw the Poké Ball. Owloo, wearing a fiery red ghillie suit, flew up and hung upside down on the chandelier on the roof.
"Flash? Or mutated?" Merdan was stunned. This color didn't look good...
"Guess~" Xiaozhi grinned.
"Haunted Eyes, Power Gem!" Merdan immediately started fighting after a disagreement. As expected of a Dark Master, he was truly sinister...
but……
Facing the shining gem shot out from the enchanting eyes, the sniper tree owl suddenly swung his cloak and kicked out with his sharp claws.
Bang, bang, bang! Countless pieces of rubble crumbled and shattered, leaving Merdan stunned. "Oh my god, this guy must be a master fighter."
"Sniper Owl, Blade Leaf!" Xiaozhi narrowed his eyes.
Swish! The sniper tree owl's figure flashed, and it suddenly swooped down, slashing down with an emerald green slash.
Ding! Soul-Snatching Eyes raised the ruby and forcefully blocked the attack. As a shield spirit, Super Soul-Snatching Eyes' hardness and near-perfect resistance were enough to make anyone despair.
"Triple Shadow Arrow!" Xiaozhi suddenly said.
"??? Whoosh!" The muscles in the sniper tree owl's right leg suddenly swelled, and he kicked directly sideways towards the Soul-Catching Eye.
"Hehe, it's useless. Fighting-type skills can only pass through the ghost's body." Merdan grinned.
Bang! A huge gust of wind suddenly exploded, and the Soul-Snatching Eye was directly kicked away by the Sniper Tree Owl!
"It is true." Xiaozhi showed a relieved smile. On the basis of lushness, he inherited Xi Cui's courageous characteristics.
This kick really hurts...
Swish, swish, swish! He kicked the opponent away, turned around gracefully, and looked back at the moon.
Three shadow feather arrows pierced through the body of the Soul-Eyes, nailing him to the ground.
Xiaozhi waved his hand gently: "Sunshine Blaze!"
Boom! A scorching white beam of light descended from the sky, the blazing flames directly engulfing the Soul-Snatching Eye.
Hiss... In a puff of green smoke, the man with the charming eyes fell to the ground with his back.
To be continued...
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