Back in 2002 as a doctor

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Zhou Congwen's life is also going on.

As the end of the month approached and the New Year approached, Zhou Congwen planned to go home and take a look before returning during the Chinese New Year.

The work of the medical team has been on the right track after a short period of running-in. Fortunately, the members of the team are considered reliable, especially the existence of Xiao Kai itself was an accident. Zhou Congwen was very surprised by this old fritters.

The meaning of an old doctor with rich clinical experience is vividly reflected in Xiao Kai's daily life.

As soon as Zhou Congwen mentioned all the details, Xiao Kai could immediately understand what it meant.

If someone thinks it is cumbersome, Xiao Kai will give examples to prove Zhou Congwen's correctness.

The rich clinical experience is much better than the gossip Shen Lang saw in the emergency department, especially the bloody medical accidents, Xiao Kai has experienced far more than those young doctors.

With Xiao Kai around, Zhou Congwen saved a lot of worry, he was able to talk less and concentrate on the surgery.

After a period of observation, Zhou Congwen also decided to let other doctors do the wedge-cut operation after the next year.

If nothing else, wedge resection of pulmonary nodules under thoracoscopic surgery is always performed.

If you keep holding on, what's the difference from Wang Chengfa?And if everyone can do a certain technique, then Zhou Congwen has even bigger and crazier plans.

The days passed day by day, and Zhou Congwen rushed to the hospital early on the last surgery day before the year.

This is also his habit.

The last time to see the patient before the operation, round the ward, and stroke the patient again to avoid mistakes.

When he came to the hospital, Zhou Congwen saw a middle-aged male patient wearing a tight-fitting vest, with a blue dragon tattoo looming on his body.

It's just that this dragon has been hacked a few times, which is a little weird.

Back then, the big brother or younger brother in the society gradually became more tempered after middle age, and they also put the focus of life on making money.

In Jianghai City, Shen Lang sewed up a big brother with a dragon tattoo on his body. Zhou Congwen was very impressed with this kind of person.

"Nurse, can you stop the urine catheter?" The social elder brother had a fierce look on his face, but he spoke to the nurse in a gentle tone.

"Not in the ward, Professor Zhou said, after the general anesthesia, you will feel less uncomfortable." The nurse explained.

The nurses are very busy in the morning, and they hardly touch the ground when they walk.While hastily explaining to the social elder brother, she walked into the ward.

"Didn't eat or drink."

"No, no, are all your nurses so annoying?" A patient said with a smile, "We are not three-year-old children. We have said one thing three or five times, and we can hear calluses in our ears."

"Still talking about this, let me tell you, you have to be criticized if you don't say a word. The leader doesn't talk about you, but when he scolds me, it's the same as scolding the third grandson." The nurse kept recording body temperature and blood pressure while nagging with.

Zhou Congwen found it interesting and stood at the door watching the nurses busy.

"No, it's common sense not to eat and drink before surgery."

"Don't mention it, there was a group of patients half a month ago. I explained it well and said I knew it all. But guess what?" The nurse took a record after taking the blood pressure, and said while removing the cuff, "I asked Did he not eat or drink water? He said he did not eat and did not dare to drink water."

"I also think the patient is quite obedient. Just as he was about to leave, the patient told me that he ate two big pancakes early in the morning and didn't dare to drink water. He almost choked him to death."

"..."

"Later, Director Zhang scolded me so badly," the nurse complained, "Don't worry about it, you think I'm willing to bother you. I don't want to talk too much because I can see all kinds of people in the hospital. Every day when I go home, I can't be bothered to talk when my boyfriend and I are on a date."

She turned around holding the sphygmomanometer and saw Zhou Congwen standing at the door.

"Professor Zhou, it's so early."

"I'll take a look at the patient." Zhou Congwen said, "You're busy."

"Professor Zhou..."

The social elder brother also saw Zhou Congwen, and he said cautiously, "Well... I have something to do."

"Don't have a urinary catheter?" Zhou Congwen smiled slightly, "Don't worry, it won't hurt, and it's a male doctor who will do it for you, so you won't be shy."

"I...I...I didn't mean that." Zhou Congwen was taken aback by the complicated and weird expression on the elder brother's face.

"Professor Zhou, come here." The big brother pulled Zhou Congwen to the fire escape.

But the family members of the patients sleeping in the fire escape hadn't gotten up yet, so he could only drag Zhou Congwen to find a relatively secluded place.

Zhou Congwen was curious, "What's the matter? Is there something unspeakable?"

"I'm... rather special."

"Oh?" Zhou Congwen's first reaction was to look back to see if Shen Lang was here.

By observing the words and expressions, he guessed that the big brother in society had some gossip to say.

"My one is quite special, can we not have a catheter?"

"The penis is special?" Zhou Congwen's brain had been told to run, and he began to ponder the possibility.

"Yeah." The big brother in society grinned, full of pride, "I suddenly found that the golden gun didn't fall when I was in my 20s. It's like that every day. I'm afraid that you guys will poke me and break the catheter."

"..." Zhou Congwen looked at Big Brother Society suspiciously, and many related diagnoses had already appeared in his mind.

"I'm not fighting with you, Professor Zhou." The social elder brother lowered his voice and said proudly, "Now I'm not physically fit, and I'm like a dead dog after half an hour of activity. Ten years ago, my wife begged for mercy every day .

When I went to wash my hair back then, the girls cried when they saw me. "

Zhou Congwen gave a thumbs up, silently admiring.

"Men... Hahaha, I'm really afraid that you guys will spoil me." The social elder touched his pocket, "Professor Zhou, don't be too careful."

He held a thick red envelope in the palm of his hand and stuffed it into the pocket of Zhou Congwen's white suit.

"Don't make trouble." Zhou Congwen said, "Take it back quickly, or I will have to pay you the hospital fee."

"Professor Zhou, this is you..."

"I'm not short of money. Don't you know that I'm an academician workstation?" Zhou Congwen asked with a smile.

"I know, I didn't believe it at first, you are too young. Later, I heard that you are a closed disciple of our Chinese ancestors who practice chest surgery. The director here has to call you a junior uncle if he sees you."

"So, how could I care about your little money?" Zhou Congwen said very directly, and he had to be straightforward with these big brothers in society, otherwise one thing would take half an hour.

"You're looking down on me!" The elder brother said angrily.

"No." Zhou Congwen took out the red envelope and stuffed it back, "You are fine. Many people think they are uncles after stuffing the red envelope. If you want this or that, there was a patient who asked the nurse to wash his feet. If you don't wash it, go Find the doctor who took the red envelope, do you think it's annoying."

"Hahaha, if so, I..." The social elder brother was halfway through speaking, but when he saw Zhou Congwen's unfriendly expression, he immediately stopped.

Chapter 0777 ossification!

"Less trouble, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, don't you want to go home to celebrate the New Year?" Zhou Congwen said.

"Yes I do."

"Then don't cause trouble, you are just a small nodule, and the operation will be very fast." Zhou Congwen said, "However, the urinary catheter must be removed, otherwise you will have urinary incontinence as soon as the anesthesia is put on during the operation. There was urine all over the stage, so I asked you if you were afraid."

"..." Big Brother Social hesitated for a moment, as if he was weighing the pros and cons of performing surgery in a piss and urine pit and not being stabbed.

"If you're worried..." Zhou Congwen pondered, "Come to the treatment room, I'll take a look."

The social elder brother had an unnatural smile on his face, and he looked at Zhou Congwen vigilantly, as if Zhou Congwen was going to do something to him.

"I don't have that hobby. The urinary catheter is bound to be inserted. I can explain it to you by taking a look." Zhou Congwen said, "I don't think it's a gift, but a disease."

"Impossible! I'm so talented!" said the social elder brother stubbornly, and there was even a prelude of burning anger in his eyes.

"You have to take a look even if you are talented. Now your problem is to have an operation, not to go out to drink flowers and wine."

The social elder brother looked at Zhou Congwen again, and finally went to the disposal room with him.

Shen Lang still didn't come, which is a pity, Zhou Congwen felt that Shen Lang couldn't keep up with some gossip.

Oh, the life of this guy.

"Take off your pants and let me have a look." Zhou Congwen looked at the bulging pants of the social elder brother, and already had a diagnosis in his heart.

You can tell what's going on with a glance.

Seeing the twitching face of the big brother in society, Zhou Congwen laughed, "It's not a little girl. If I were a little girl, I wouldn't dare to come in by myself. I would have to call a nurse with me. Otherwise, if the little girl just yells, no matter what I do or not, it will be yellow." Mud fell into the crotch, you said yes."

"No, I'm not particularly embarrassed." The social elder brother sneered, "It's not about going out to play and being seen by others...cough cough cough, not good."

"I see you are very proud."

"It's different, you know that feeling."

"I probably know, hurry up, I have to see other patients." Zhou Congwen urged.

When he shyly took off his pants, Zhou Congwen glanced at it, and it was indeed in a state of hyperemia in the cavernous body, but it was a little different.

The total length is 13-14cm, and he is not lying.

"Is this always the case?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"That's right!" Brother Social scratched his head, "I don't even dare to take a bath, people are watching everywhere."

Zhou Congwen opened the drawer and took out PVC film gloves.

"What are you going to do!" The social elder brother looked terrified.

"You have suffered trauma." Zhou Congwen asked lightly, "For example, when you were young, you were kicked in the crotch."

"How do you know?" Social Brother was surprised.

"You are a sequela of trauma, not a gifted person." Zhou Congwen said, "But in general, the sequelae are ED, and yours is a special complication. Congratulations."

"..." The social elder brother looked at a loss.

"I'll check to see if it's ossified."

"What does ossification mean?"

"Because of the traumatic stimulation, a large amount of calcium salt was deposited, that is to say, part of your penis turned into bone." Zhou Congwen said, "So you can understand it."

"Bones? Huh? Really."

"Many animals have cartilage here. You have read the martial arts novels when you were young. In some novels, the male protagonist has been transplanted with bones or something."

"I've read it! Professor Zhou, you read those books too!" The social elder brother said excitedly, "I really thought I had a master, but I didn't see me. He got the bones for me after I passed out that time."

"..." Zhou Congwen looked at Big Brother Social, dumbfounded.

The scene was embarrassing for a while, Zhou Congwen was wearing film gloves, and he looked like a hooligan, if he wasn't wearing a white suit.

"Professor Zhou, what have you read? My favorite book is written by Quan Yong..."

"Stop talking nonsense." Zhou Congwen immediately stopped the topic of social elder brother, "I still have to see other patients, and I will have surgery in a while, so don't waste time."

"I think you are ossified."

"What is ossification?"

"Generally speaking, after you are kicked in the crotch, the albuginea of ​​the cavernous body has fibrous and inelastic scar formation, which causes the organ to bend, and even causes bq disorder and frequent pain in the penis. But you are lucky, the scar and calcium salt deposition lead to the current Case.

It just turned into something as hard as a bone, I have to take a look. "

"Didn't you just read it..." The social elder brother still didn't want Zhou Congwen to have a medical examination.

"Oh." Zhou Congwen sighed, "Do you know about Peyronie's disease? Probably not, let me tell you about it."

"What's the matter?"

"Peyronie's disease afflicts about 10% of middle-aged men and is rarely diagnosed in the 20s and later.

Peyronie's disease can occur in palmar contractures, diabetes, gout, Paget's disease, beta blockers, after injury.

The general consequences are very serious, the main manifestations are psychological disorders and ED, and corrective surgery is required.You are lucky, I think you should not need surgery. "

"..." Brother Social didn't understand a word.

"Peyronie's disease is not the only explanation. If there is no trauma, your condition may also be related to metabolic disease, end-stage renal disease or trauma. But I still remember that you were admitted to the hospital and had a clear history of trauma."

"If you refuse the inspection, forget it, and sign it later, but the catheter still needs to be inserted during the operation."

"Can you not go down?" The social elder brother said hesitantly.

"I'll give it to you, don't worry, it won't hurt you." Zhou Congwen saw that he was very resistant, and there was no need for a medical examination, just take a look and understand what's going on.

"By the way, what do you do when you urinate?" Zhou Congwen had his own curiosity.

Similar cases are rare in the world. According to reports, there are less than 40 cases. Zhou Congwen had never seen a living specimen in his last life. How could he not be interested in seeing it this time.

"I always squat." The social elder brother said shyly, "I leaned forward, and then used my hands to make an angle, but I suffered. But, the suffering is worth it, what do you think, Professor Zhou. "

"Of course, it's worth it." Zhou Congwen gave an affirmative answer.