Reborn Cat: Are you my shit shoveling officer?

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Miao Le sits still, as long as I don't admit it, I didn't do it!

The little saint next to him quietly pointed his finger at the king.

As we all know, if you offend the king, you will be beaten at most, but if you offend the disciples of Emei, you will not be able to eat!

"Okay, Lele, have you all learned how to steal things now?" The girl was furious.

Miao Le: "Meow!"

Impossible, not me, who said that?

When he turned his head and saw that he had been betrayed by his younger brother, the little yellow cat was furious, raised its paw, and was about to tell him what fatherly love is!

Before he could make a move, Zhi Ruo pulled him into his arms, pointed and spittled: "Why? Are you so powerful now? Do you want to teach me a lesson for doing something wrong?"

"Meow!" In the arms of the excrement shoveler, the little yellow cat grinned, showing its sharp canine teeth, and its eyes widened, without any hesitation.

how?Why don't you just steal something?I dare next time!I want to steal your bellyband too!

Facing the extremely arrogant cute pet, the girl's chest heaved violently, and then, she opened her small mouth, wow, and gnawed on the cat's head.

"Yeah, I'll bite you to death!"

Miao Le:? ? ?

Ah, I am dead!

……

The Tieqiao River, also known as the Emei River, originates from Mount Emei and has a total length of more than [-] miles, winding between Mount Emei and the Leshan Giant Buddha.

The two elders, Xuanming, supported each other and walked by the river. Whenever they accidentally looked at Mount Emei in the distance, they were both shivering with fright.

There is a demon in there!

Fortunately, the two had experienced hundreds of battles, coupled with their excellent psychological quality, they finally recovered after walking more than ten miles.

Lu Zhangke stared at the cat mark on his arm, very worried: "Junior brother, what do you mean by this mark? Although the cat is strong, it seems a bit silly. He will believe any oath we make casually."

Crane Biweng is also a bit strange, of course he knelt down and begged for mercy, and then swore that he would never hurt any cat in the future, even if he saw the cat was injured, he would do his best to help, plus a lot of miscellaneous oaths, he escaped for a while. Life.

But after the two of them made their oaths, there was such a mark on their arms, which seemed useless so far.

After walking for a long time, he finally saw a city in the distance. Lu Zhangke licked his lips. Today, it can be said that he walked around from the gate of hell.

He needs the warm and soft embrace of those little sisters!Thinking of those dewy girls, Luzhangke was immediately in awe.

Respect, respect!Luzhangke was a little anxious, he moved his mind, and then moved again!As a result, the second brother, who is usually responsive, did not respond.

Luzhangke was stupid, he didn't mention rebooting when he swore at that time!Seemingly remembering something, he looked at He Biweng: "Junior Brother, have you sworn to quit sex?"

He Biweng nodded: "There is a knife on Sezi's head, she will only waste my time and energy. The situation is urgent just now, so of course I will take it with me."

Deer Sticker:  …

Have you considered my feelings?

After hesitating for a moment, Luzhangke still didn't believe in evil, walked along the river, and finally saw a woman fishing.

Without hesitation, she walked over and asked, "Girl, how is the catch? Is there a mouth here?"

The woman saw them with high noses and deep eyes, who seemed to be from the Western Regions, she was a little hesitant, but she still replied: "You have a mouth, one hundred Wen."

The deer stick guest nodded, and then the two ran to the side of the grove to study how to fish.

A moment later, Lu Zhangke came out with a look of despair, crying.

"Junior brother, it's over!"

He Biweng was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered that his senior brother seemed to have sworn not to eat meat or drink alcohol in the future.

Good guy, let's die together!

……

Chapter 0273 advantage is mine!

Dadu.

The huge shop with high cabinets is full of strange goods and foreign things; the tea house and wine shop are full of luxurious clothes and pearl shoes.

The two elders Xuanming walked proudly on the road. With their current identities and martial arts, they might be submissive when facing the cat in Emei, but facing these traders, ordinary people, eat what they have and use what they have, just to give them face.

"Dragon and tiger fighting! Baiyue exotic dishes! Everyone, come and taste it!" A restaurant clerk greeted.

Hearing this name, Xuan Ming and the elders looked at each other, it seemed to be the favorite dish of the little princess, and for the convenience of eating, this restaurant is the property of the little princess.

After thinking about it for a moment, the two pretended not to hear and continued walking forward.

One step, the body and mind feel cold, two steps, the heart seems to be pinched by a big hand, three steps, the big hand gradually tightens.

After a meal, the two quickly backed away, and then walked towards the restaurant.

"Hey, Uncle He, Uncle Lu is here? Please, shopkeeper, a distinguished guest is coming! Please come upstairs!" The waiter was very clever.

Luzhangke stood still: "Call your shopkeepers to come over!"

After a while, the shopkeeper with a fat head and big ears came over, bent over and smiled flatteringly: "Uncle Lu, do you have any orders?"

Lu Zhangke glanced at him: "The cat is so cute, why eat it? Don't you think it's cruel?"

Treasurer: ? ? ?

Didn't you have the most delicious food before?

After a moment of silence, the shopkeeper quickly nodded and bowed his head: "Uncle Lu said yes, but our restaurant is the property of the princess. If you want to remove this dish, you have to get the consent of the princess."

The deer stick guest was taken aback.

"Pa~" He slapped it and turned the shopkeeper around a few times.

"What is the property of the princess? Let me tell you? Our Ruyang Palace has never been in business! Be careful what you say in the future!" Lu Zhangke warned.

The shopkeeper was a little confused by the beating, but he would also realize that he was a little bastard and a martial arts master.After he died, the princess would just find a shopkeeper, but there were only a few martial arts masters.

"Yes yes yes, Uncle Lu is right, cats are so cute, how can they be eaten! We ordered this dish right away!" The shopkeeper said aggrievedly with his mouth full of blood.

Only then was Lu Zhangke satisfied, and nodded: "God has the virtue of being good at life, let me see you selling this dish next time, and hit once every time I see you! Let's go!"

After finishing speaking, the two brothers swaggered out.

In Dadu, the two brothers can say that they can do whatever they want, even if they eat vegetarian dishes, they can still eat flowers.

In the evening, Ruyang Palace, banquet.

Zhao Min, who was dressed as a scholar, toasted: "Come, let us welcome Master Lu and Master He to return after completing their tasks."

"Come on!" Several other masters raised their glasses quickly.

Although the people present thought of themselves very highly, they had to admit that the two elders, Xuanming and Ming, were definitely the strongest in the Palace together.

The two elders looked at each other, and the senior brother Lu Zhangke got up and clasped his fists: "Princess, I'm sorry, we didn't complete the task."

Zhao Min was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said: "No problem, the two masters have worked hard, I still have to respect this wine."

"Sorry, we two brothers, Emei and his party, influenced by the Buddha, know that the world is not easy, and have sworn that from now on, we will abstain from drinking, sex, meat and killing!" Lu Zhangke said lightly.

Everyone: ......

Seeing the two old fellows feel compassionately, if they hadn't been together for so many years, they would really believe it.

"Hahahaha~Mr. Crane, Mr. Lu, where are you two singing today?" Ah Da laughed the loudest, he didn't expect these two old fellows to tell jokes.

Hearing this, everyone also laughed out loud.

Lu Zhangke glanced at everyone, with an indifferent expression: "I'm not joking, please inform the kitchen master that we brothers will only eat vegetarian food from now on! Besides, I don't want to see dishes like dragon and tiger fighting in the palace.

Anyone who eats this dish will have trouble with my brothers! "

After finishing speaking, the two elders Xuanming stood up, clasped their hands together: "Amitabha!" turned and left.

Seeing the performance of these two people, for some reason, the master present suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

What happened to the Xuanming elders in Bashu?

Zhao Min returned to his seat silently, still puzzled.

That Emei is indeed the dojo of Samantabhadra, but she has lived for more than ten years, and those teachers taught her that Buddhism has always been a tool to control the bottom and fools.

Now this matter is simply challenging her cognition.

But fortunately, the plan Cheng Kun gave her focused on the general trend, and the failure of the details would not have any impact at all.

As long as Naming taught everyone to shout and beat them, they would become demons and heretics.At that time, if a few righteous leaders take the lead in eliminating demons, countless gangs will follow behind and wave their flags. If these so-called martial arts masters gather together, they will definitely not be the opponent of her tens of thousands of troops.

You know, in this world, no one can fly!

As long as these martial arts masters die, the generals of the imperial court will no longer have to think about being assassinated.Yuan soldiers will have no disadvantages against those soldiers who don't even have armor and weapons, and can't even eat enough!

After thinking about the result, Zhao Min heaved a sigh of relief.

It's not a big problem, the advantage lies with her!

"Come on, let's play music and dance!"

"Oh oh oh~"

……

Emei, Qianshan.

Zhiruo is on duty in the infirmary as usual, reading books and researching medicinal materials.There were not many people, even if she had only a few good treatments, everyone was still willing to go to Senior Sister Jinghui for treatment.

"Junior Sister Zhiruo, what are you looking at? Look, Master asked me to go down the mountain to find out the situation of the Red Scarf Army these two days. When I came back today, I picked up a lot of mushrooms at the bottom of the mountain. I will treat you to eat tonight!" Bei Jinyi came in greeted.

As she spoke, Bei Jinyi happily sorted out the isolated mushrooms on the ground while still dripping.

"It's delicious when fried with vegetable oil, it's very fresh when made into soup, and it's delicious when it's fried."

Zhi Ruo laughed, Senior Sister Bei is the funniest among the senior sisters, and she has a very good relationship with her.Senior sister Bei likes to eat. Every time she takes a bath, because her body is shaped like a scallop, she is teased and taken advantage of by other senior sisters.

Of course, the two of them felt sorry for each other, so they simply made an appointment, and the two of them would go together later, in order to deal with the salty hands of the senior sisters.

"Senior Sister, many mushrooms are poisonous, so be careful." Zhi Ruo reminded.

Bei Jinyi squatted on the ground and carefully screened the mushrooms, probably because they ate too much, they were very warped.

"Okay, Junior Sister Zhiruo, let me tell you, I have eaten this mushroom for more than ten years, and I have summed up an experience: as long as it is cooked, it is not poisonous!" Bei Jinyi said confidently.

Zhi Ruo fell into deep thought, that's not what the medical books say.

……

At noon, I had dinner with my senior sister, Zhi Ruo happily went back to the bedroom, what my senior sister said was right, this mushroom tastes really good.

What makes her strange is, why do you greet other senior sisters in the cafeteria and no one eats?

"Ha~" yawned, Zhiruo lifted the quilt, and Lele was already sound asleep.

Glancing at the treasure box under the pillow, a trace of depression flashed in the girl's eyes, and she became a pauper again.

Lie down on the bed and simply close your eyes peacefully.

From a rich woman to a poor person several times in a row, the girl seems to understand one thing: getting rich through hard work is for fools!

Wanting to make a fortune may be a very distant thing for her with a little hard work.

With the little yellow cat around, she would never be able to feed him enough.

Woohoo, it's too difficult!

"Junior Sister Zhiruo, Junior Sister Zhiruo!" Suddenly, she seemed to hear someone calling her name.

He dimly opened his eyes, fluttered his long eyelashes twice, only if he was a little confused, rubbed his eyes, and saw who was coming.

"Sister, what's wrong?"

Only then did Jingxuan heave a sigh of relief: "Junior Sister is fine, Junior Sister Bei seems to have been poisoned, and she is being treated by Jinghui now."

Zhou Zhiruo was startled, and with a quickening of his spirit, he looked inside and saw that he had nothing to lose except a little yellow cat sleeping soundly on his chest.

"Then let's go see what's going on with Senior Sister Bei, and see if those Red Turban soldiers down the mountain secretly poisoned her."