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Chapter 110 Firefox Roasts Nuwa Overbearing

Nuwa ignored it, but walked towards the clay sculpture, looking at another lifelike self, she couldn't help admiring the craftsmanship of the fire fox, this unattractive fox actually has this ability.Just like Xiaoyu Tianjun, she looks very ordinary, but there are always many novelties from her hands.

The fire fox rolled on the spot: "Nvwa is cool, I'm hungry, I want to eat!"

Being cute is shameful!Nuwa rolled her eyes and threw a fruit to it casually: "Eat it!"

"Why is it fruit again? I'm a fox, I'm a carnivore, I'm not a vegetarian, can a fox be a vegetarian all the time?" The fire fox stared at the purple berry and said with a sad face: "I've been a fox for many years. I only ate raw meat, but now that I have some skills, I can only follow you as a vegetarian!"

Nuwa said: "There are so many things, you can eat meat if you want, I'll catch you a beast!" After saying that, the man disappeared, and after 2 minutes Nuwa reappeared, throwing a pheasant-like animal on the ground. in front of the fox.

Firefox scratched the fur on his forehead: "But there's nothing here, why should I cook it and eat it!"

Nuwa couldn't help scolding: "You are so troublesome!" As he spoke, the fox's eyes dimmed for a while, and he found that he had come to a mountain stream, and there was still a trickling stream flowing down the gravel on the mountain.

"Good place!" Firefox immediately praised, and then saw a simple stone stove near the river beach, and was even more happy: "There is this thing!"

Seeing Huoxue excitedly looking for dry firewood and repairing the gravel stove, Nuwa became a little crazy for a while.This is the place where Zhang Xiaoxiao used to barbecue meat for Nuwa and Fuxi for the first time. Maybe Firefox is right, it and Zhang Xiaoxiao are both "traversal" people, so they can see the function of the stove at a glance.

The fire fox had a piece of wood in its mouth and held a handful in its arms. Finally, it threw all the firewood near the stove, then patted its paw and said, "It seems that there is nothing wrong with Disney cartoons. It is difficult for a fox to walk standing up. It’s not too big, just get used to it!” Khan rushed to it and remembered that Bugs Bunny also walks standing up!

Then Firefox frowned again: "It's a pity that there is no seasoning. The barbecue is tasteless and I can't eat it!"

Nuwa said: "I know where the ingredients are, and I can fetch them for you!"

Firefox immediately said excitedly: "Really?"

Nuwa said: "But you have to do more!" As she spoke, the man disappeared again.

It really comes and goes without a trace!Firefox shook his head, and then hummed a little song: "I have no money, I have no house, I can only cook instant noodles and soak them with you forever..." After plucking the pheasant, washing it, and cleaning the internal organs, insert it On a branch on a wooden stand.

Then Firefox took a breath, and then spewed out a mouthful of flames, hoo~!The dead branches in the stove began to burn.

The little fox was humming and turning his own roast chicken while twisting his buttocks. At this time, Nuwa had already returned, holding a few small bottles in his hand: "At this time, some seasonings sold at Xiaoyu Tianjun's grocery store, you Check it out!"

Firefox took the bottle, opened it and smelled it: "Wow, this guy actually got pepper!"

Opened another bottle: "This is coarse salt, but it's not bad in this day and age. This guy should know how to make fine salt. The craft is not difficult. Why didn't she do it?" Firefox said and sprinkled coarse salt On the chicken, it was also sprayed with pepper powder.

Finally, looking at the other porcelain vases, Mohuhu couldn't help admiring: "Actually, Xiaoyu Tianjun has done a lot for you. It's not easy. Just the seasoning has developed five or six kinds for you!"

Nu Wa has been sitting on the side without saying a word, when she heard Huohuhu say this, she couldn't help asking: "Why do you say that?"

Firefox looked at her and said: "You must know that in the history of our era, condiments were discovered and introduced step by step. The earliest was table salt, but this pepper powder and cumin powder were luxury condiments that belonged to wealthy families in the Han Dynasty. ; That’s the reason why there were peppers in the Song Dynasty, tomatoes in the Ming Dynasty, and soy sauce and vinegar in modern times!”

After Mohuhu finished speaking, he realized that Nuwa was looking at it with a confused face, obviously he just didn't understand.At the moment it concluded: "In fact, to put it bluntly, it took more than 2000 years for various seasonings to become popular. Here she can discover five kinds by herself, which is already extraordinary. It shows that she is either a foodie or a gentle person! "

"Really?" Nuwa felt lost, but then said: "But she chose a fox instead of me!"

"What a horse!" Firefox trembled instantly: "Do you like her?"

Nu Wa looked at it: "But she doesn't like me!"

"Oudi Mama, God Nuwa, you are actually crooked?" Fire Fox patted his chest: "My God, the Holy Mother of Human Race is actually crooked!"

"What's straight and curved?" Nuwa couldn't help asking.

Firefox said: "Straight people refer to people who support love between men and women, and straight people refer to people who love women and men or people who love men and women!"

Nuwa let out an oh, expressing her understanding, and then said: "Xiaoyu Tianjun is also crooked, but why didn't she choose me, do you know?"

Firefox immediately replied: "I haven't seen her before, how do I know?"

Nuwa said: "She is a female lover!"

Firefox exclaimed: "What, she is a female lover, so she still doesn't choose you, she must be sick!"

Nuwa smiled wryly: "She also chose a vixen!"

Firefox immediately looked at her suspiciously: "Did you pretend to be a love rival without knowing it, so you always abuse me like this?"

Nuwa ignored it, just sat there looking at the bonfire: "She said that she fears me more than she likes me, so she would rather choose a vixen!"

Mohuhu felt sad in his heart, and I said why I was always disliked by you, so I became the incarnation of your rival in love, dammit, why did the vixen hug Xiaoyu Tianjun's thigh, nothing happened, why did I It's so hard, holding a goddess' thigh, and being abused by the goddess, playing with applause.

Nu Wa looked at Firefox: "Are you afraid of me?"

The red phoenix eyes of the fire fox instantly rolled up: "I'm afraid, why not be afraid, you can kill me with one finger!"

Nuwa said, "I'm talking about revering me from the bottom of my heart!"

After hearing this, Firefox was silent for a moment, and then said: "Actually, I understand her quite well. If she was originally a human race, she would probably always think of you as our ancestors unconsciously. Naturally, respect for ancestors is greater than love, and many people don't like it." Will desecrate, because that is the civilization that respects one's own nation!"

Nu Wa couldn't help but said: "So you also fear me like her?"

Firefox immediately said without even thinking about it: "Why should I fear you, you tortured me back and forth, I was heartbroken and physically hurt, but I still respect you, I am sick!"

"But I am your ancestor!"

Firefox jumped up: "You forgot, I am not a human race in this life, I am a fox, are you the ancestor of the fox?"

Wow wow wow...a crow flew past very calmly...

When Nuwa heard this, she immediately said angrily: "Why are you not afraid of me, but she is afraid of me? It stands to reason that she will not be a human race in this life!"

"Uh..." Firefox couldn't help explaining: "Everyone's ideas are different. Some things she cares about may not matter to me, and some things I care about may not matter to her. Maybe in her heart What I abide by is the traditional morality and ethics, and I like to break the tradition since I was a little fox, as an artist, it is very difficult to be innovative if I don’t break through the tradition!” He straightened up.

"Then what do you think the human race looks like?" Nuwa asked again.

Firefox said: "It's the same as you, didn't you see that I've made you out?"

Nuwa only thought the fox was teasing herself when she heard the words: "That's just my statue!"

The fire fox looked at the oily flesh and said: "Actually, people are transformed into gods, but they don't need to transform, they already look like that!"

Nuwa was moved for a moment when she heard it, and then said: "Then what did you look like before?"

Firefox looked back at her and said, "I'll carve one for you later!"

Nu Wa nodded: "Okay!"

The pheasant meat exuded a fragrance, and Nuwa couldn't help but twitched her nose: "It's very fragrant!"

The fire fox immediately raised his chest and said, "Of course, I'm a foodie. I'm very particular about this!" After the fox finished speaking, he was about to dismember the meat and swallow it. gone!

Then Firefox looked at Nu Wa and found that the woman was eating pheasant meat.

"My meaty meat!" Firefox's eyes instantly moistened: "I have roasted meaty meat for a long time!"

Nu Wa said with a matter of course: "I just told you to bake more, if you don't do it, you deserve it!"

Fire Fox immediately had tears in his eyes: "But you only gave me such a pheasant!"

Nuwa pointed at the stream: "When Xiaoyu Tianjun knew that there was not enough meat to eat, he consciously went to the water to catch a few fish. Obviously, you are not as good as her at this point!"

"I..." The fox burst into tears instantly: "You know how to treat me as a love rival and bully me, I hate you, I hate you!"

Being cute is shameful!The author solemnly declares again.

Seeing the fox's tearful eyes, Nuwa finally moved a little bit of compassion, tore off a chicken leg and gave it to him, saying, "Here's for you, there's not much more, but I can catch two fish for you!"

The fox looked down at the chicken leg that was handed over. I really couldn’t afford to be hurt. I was starving to death, and the fruits of my hard work were exploited in an instant. In the end, I only got a chicken leg as a reward!Evil exploiting class, God Nuwa, I hate you!

"Ah~!" Nuwa sneezed, and then said: "Eat it or not, I'll take it away!"

The fox immediately hugged the chicken leg with both paws, and then ate it without crying. After eating, he said: "Then give me two more fish on the table, and I will roast some more!"

Nuwa nodded: "Your skills are good, even better than Xiaoyu Tianjun!" With a move, a few fish flew out of the water, jumping up and down on the dry river beach...

On the Tianshan Mountain, Zhang Xiaoxiao was saying to Xing Tian: "Inner Vision, have you seen your blood, try to mobilize them!"

Xing Tian nodded, and then concentrated his efforts, only to feel the blood on his body start to boil.Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately said: "Attention, look at Fang Tian's painting of a halberd, try to integrate it into your blood, tell yourself that you are one, you are it, and it is you!"

Xing Tian's eyes were bloodshot and he stared at Fang Tian's painting halberd standing beside him, only to see that magic weapon bounced up instantly, making a sound of "嘤嘤~!"

"Come on!" Xing Tian beckoned at Fang Tian's painting halberd!

Jingle~!The Fang Tian painted halberd fell to the ground instantly.Xing Tian felt that his mind was empty for a moment, he knelt down on the ground, and said in pain: "Master, I can't do it!"

"Everything is not done overnight. The reason why the monster clan can fuse the magic weapon does not mean that it is a real fusion. In fact, it is just shrinking the magic weapon into the body. You have a 'gold' attribute physique. Integrate this magic weapon into your soul and body, and you will be able to realize that you are it, and it is you. At that time, you can mobilize all the metals in the world to become weapons, and you can even use yourself as a magic weapon At that time, you yourself will become the supreme existence like the two patriarchs of the West!"

"Master, I don't really understand!"

"What I mean is that Zhunti and Jieying are all transformed by the Bodhi tree. You are Subhuti, and Subhuti is their source. You can try to change to this aspect. You are the magic weapon, and the magic weapon is you. I don't know if I can't become a saint, but the strength of a quasi-sage should be able to reach it!" Zhang Xiaoxiao explained.

Hearing the words, Xing Tian immediately excitedly said: "Master, I will work hard!"

"Remember, treat it as you, treat you as it, you are equal, it also has a soul, let its soul be willing to truly merge with you!"

Xing Tian immediately held Fang Tian's painted halberd and said, "Master, I know, from now on I will definitely take it with me!"

The author has something to say: the second update is over, there are so few people watching, there is no love, woo woo...